Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General /xivg/

Grown men edition

>Black Friday Sale
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>Patch 3.45 Notes
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>Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXXIII
>Friday, November 25, 2016 at 3:00 a.m. (PST)
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>Stormblood Expansion Teaser
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>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells
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>Previously on /xivg/:

First for best cat.

No chemo filter in the OP. Go back to the old thread.

Well, I went to Uldah today trying to chill with a couple friends. I was sitting on the bench and talking about the current raid tier with guffy when I glanced up and saw ada in full slut glam. She waved at me but i pretended not to notice and had to wait 7 minutes before she moved benches and I could chat in comfort again. I don't think that ebins should be bothering anons or even trying to socialize with with anons outside of the thread or through mutual friends, but that is another story.

I went to Uldah tonight and had a rather pleasant conversation with a few guys I met in pf for WR. As I was walking to the bench ada was still there. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come sit with me instead of with those literally whos'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a prevented permavirgin. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to sit with her because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be sitting with my friends, enjoying myself and not being pressured to put on a fake persona.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each ebin, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people who post here and don't pretend to be miserable degenerates for attention. How does she know I am not content with my current conversation?
How do you feel about socilizing at Uldah and being recognized and approached by ebins? I don't think I should have to aviod Uldah all together or be harassed for not wanting to erp someone.

xth for thinking about becoming a degenerate

...

I give up

>ultrash planning to flood the thread with coordinated pancake memes

You're retarded, go moderate an actual forum

Where the highlanders at?

in the trash

Why doesn't Lily come around here anymore?

i will erp with the first person to send me a tell

Stratos forbids it

Post aphroditic giants

1/10 no one hangs out at the bench anymore

AUTISTIC MALEQO'TE STUDS WITH THICC C@ COCKS AND HOT C@ CUMMIES

make like ur brother and die lmao

Why would he do that?

do it xd

How about a home invasion cat with mask included?

Because stratos is a control freak

funny thing I've been the person messaging you lately about jerking off on voip and other lewd stuff
xd

tfw blankposting upsets people
:^)

Controlfreak

...

4am erp

Life failure

Justice.

But not the justice where you murder people.

Whos brother died?

How so? I've never seen him do something like that, just be a weird white boy and act like a baby sometimes.

he has white robes and a hood on his face. this kong hates the negro race

/pet

You're a cute person.

Predictable, clinging for any attention
I pitty you

The liquid diarrheia shit began to run down Mado's hairy legs. The diaper was leaking.

Stobbit

Whats the matter user, you dont like c@s?

i don't like child raping cats, no

i pitty me too

He can light up a cross just for you.

cats are ...ok

Daily reminder that the final boss in P5 is Igor

whos log is this

Nyo. :3 /petpetpetpetpet

post lewds

>tfw blanked
I'm so happy...!

Abe and Paks

Can confirm.

heh im alright

>not even hq

>4am stalking
yikes

How often do you lie to Mari about "loving" him?

>getting baited by the ctrl key
thanks for the (You)!!!!!

Mado and Kaori s(h)itting in a tree

D I A P I N G

First comes poop, then comes cock vore

Then comes diaper Shirou in a baby carriage

hell no that c@ is a lardass irl.

...

does rhiki like anal?

Did chemo have a bad thanksgiving or something? He was gone for a while but now he's back extra triggered.

what did i do to deserve being lopped in with this

*sniffs the air*

we have an agent of diap in our midst, men...

He took a 3 hour break, mom probably pushed his wheelchair down the stairs

being their diaper model

he

>496,412 active characters

There is no way this latest unofficial census is correct is there?

And can't you see that their out of control and overzealous.
I'm telling you for your own good and not because I'm...

time to return to vana'diel

>tfw u make a stinky in ur undies

mommies gonna freak

Hairless?

I want Emily to suck me off whenever I feel the need to

the one on the far right is current characters dude

Why don't we have mods here anymore?

When Sera used to go on one of his rants, he'd be deleted within the hour. Sure, he'd ban evade, but at least the general didn't look like a mess. Now we have to deal with all of these multiquotes bogging up the thread.

The 185,594 represents the total amount of characters that have completed the 3.4 scenario.

Thank Faglon for that

Goddamnit user

nice

I figured you wouldn't wanna though so I never went through with it plus you got other people you do stuff with anyway...

>tfw chemo eliminated the mods with nothing more than a cellphone and too much free time
Truly amazing

Because Moot is dead.

>Sera
>he

Renko/Omar/Mumu post

nope nice try though

Did you change skin tone?

>user cucking themselves this bad

He even confessed on being a man
It's like some metal gear shit

/(關|雎|有|第|十)/i;boards:vg;
/(я|ш|т|ы|и|п|ю|щ|э|ж|ь|л|к|й|ч|г|ф|д|з|х|ц|в|б|н|м)/i;boards:vg;
/(\>\>\d{9,}\n){6,}/;boards:vg;
/(\d{9,}\n){6,}/;boards:vg;
/(\>\>\d{9,} \#\n){6,}/;boards:vg;
/(\>\>\d{9,} \→ \#\n){6,}/;boards:vg;
/(\>\>\d{9,} \(You\)\(You\)\n){4,}/;boards:vg;
/^(.*)K$/;boards:vg;
/^D(.*)K$/;boards:vg;
/^(Abe|Abe|Tsunderie|\#AikaAbeTsunderie)$/;boards:vg;
/^(Aika \W+(.*?)\W+ Tsunderie)$/;boards:vg;
/^(Aika Tsunderie \"(.*?)\")$/;boards:vg;

Let him scream into the void.

I just want a fucking gf (male)

the last time i had a gf (male) they ended up just being a black (male)

do not make the mistakes of my past

>everyone here has friends except you

same

なに?

With the friends in here who needs enemies

you're wrong

Because the mods have accepted the fact that every notorious thread personality just ban-evades. Once in a blue moon you'll get one that will drop the hammer, but most of them have accepted that this is a containment thread to keep the autism out of the /v/ threads.

>Game has only lost 11,310 players since August.

So its safe to say that the game has finally leveled off and can only grow once Stromblood is released.

who is omar?

The /v/ threads are just as bad. The only difference is a little less avatarfaggotry.

naw i havent changed anything

follow your heart buddy im pretty sure theres other people in the thread that want to shoot their goo too

In all honesty chemo should be a mod he would excell in it as he's here all day killing legitimate non game related posts though he has a grudge list so it might not be too good

>The /v/ threads are just as bad.
You have to go back.

All over you?