Dota 2 General - /d2g/

is monkey king a reskin of phantom lancer?

>this fall
>mid-december

Ok, /d2g/ I am new here what memes should I know to fit in

>newbee and vp at the top
kek

>VP that high when OG clearly gave them the honeypot so they'll have some pocket change to spend at Boston when they get eliminated at day 1

Just parrot /int/ and /pol/

>Day9 is hosting Boston Major.

>no mortar team hero

>tfw no ghost revenant hero

make sure you use broken english and act like you hate US to conceal your pinoy behaviour.

>tfw to intelligence to play Dota

>no hero that transforms into a gigantic ape under the light of the full moon
um, dotards??? ...care to explain this?

nth for ppd's return to pro dota

>day9
what the fuck is wrong with Valve?
They run out of guys to run the event?

>still forcing the day9 will host Boston major meme
embarrassing

wheres the source on this?

wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Boston_Major/2016

nice fucking meme friend you got here's your (you) xd

I have sources.

imo Icefrog needs to replace ALL the recipes in the game with items of equivalent prices that are actually useful on their own

doesn't count if one or more of the following applies

1 you paid for it
2 you were bottom
3 it was with your dad

There is no icefrog anymore, he left a very long time ago

>le i dont understand how less efficient buildups are part of game balance

nice citation nerd

What if Windranger had 630 attack range?

what if you just build a hurricane pike on her?

wouldn't be enough to un-dumpster her, I'm afraid

>tfw WR is an int hero for some reason

No
No
No

>CoL can't even place high in a honeypot
ummm
these shitty LAN's are for tierZ teams like them, shouldn't they at least try in these?

Which hero is the biggest Dindu nuffin?

>have to buy an item just to make a hero good

dotards?

ES. Reddit whined about him and he got dumpstered 6 patches in a fucking row.
And now they're all "well he didn't deserve that", well go fuck yourselves, this is exactly what you asked for

I don't remember Earthshaker being that good in the first place

Shaker needs aftershock as a passive as you gain levels, and a new ranged stun thing or an aura to replace it.

I think he means Earth Spirit.

only buff es needs is the kick and drag speed back to 1300 form 900
anything other than that and we're back to 'le epick can do everything in the game hero' nonsense that was before

lina rework

dragon slave
enslave a dragon and place it on the ground, if an enemy walks near it, the dragon attacks them

light strike array
place a light strike array one the ground, if anyone comes near it it explodes after a delay, dazzling nearby enemies and stunning them

fiery soul
lina's fiery soul consumes her, exploding and killing lina in the process but dealing heavy damage to everyone nearby

laguna blade
place a laguna blade on the ground, gain a new ability that lets you detonate all the laguna blades dealing massive aoe damage

ember spirit hasn't been nerfed for a while and is still good?

lol.. just lol
*claps*

Should I learn spanish to shit on south americans?

No, that other ES that nobody even thinks about

>2016
>no conspiracy theorist hero
ummm?
dotards?
are you even trying?

this comic triggers me, because its from the period when es was still SUPER DUPER tier 10000k OP
reminds me of how everyone laughed at how low ES's winrate was on release, while anyone above 5k would tell you that if you had 15+ heroes on the hero, hell a couple hours in a -wtf lobby, he was guaranteed to win the game 60% of the time even if he wasn't that good on the hero
that drag stun roll kick combo still haunts me...

>that sharp pain you felt was my intellect

What did he mean by this?

>es comes out
>no real idea on what he does since i never played him in dota 1
>playing against him
>instant stunned
>kicked into the tower
the only game i ever abandoned intentionally

si

>Np, dc, home, faceless, af
>more likely to win a lan than our guys mvp

>15+ heroes on the hero

How are you meant to kill pudge in dota imba? Once he starts stacking rapiers he just deletes anyone who comes within rot range and gets way too much health to kill

They need a coach. You can only play chaos SEA dota for so long until a pos5 captain says "ok so here's what we do" and shut them the fuck down

When he says "intellect" he means "penis"

Anyone have that "FREE?" meme?

I stopped playing him when they changed the stuns. My mechanics are trash at aiming the kick, always goes diagonal

whats up you fucking turds

>surprise TI to boost viewers out of nowhere
>bring back heavy weights like james, bruno and even nebula
>only 68 viewers

ahaha dotars BTOF

I want to run fire fang on mega mawile to counter ferrothorn because too often it hard counters me and just hazards in my face, but don't know what to give up. I'm running standard SD, play rough, iron head, sucker punch.

>tfw you win an hour long game of suffering

I played like a retard (I am the sven) I just needed it to end. How we won it, I have no idea. But this is the picture that represents the feeling I got after it had ended.

You can aim it like arrow or hook and if there is a stone beside you you will kick it

pretty gud comeback from 4 lost racks.
wraith king and enigma were going at it like two hens.

youtube.com/watch?v=6lgEN_1AYRg

doturds?

What went wrong?

>normal skill

Sorry that I have a life and am 3k.

>be trash
>"I have a life" is the excuse

I am trash at the game. I just don't have enough time to git gud.

>tfw you want to climb out of 2k but you only have a shitty microsoft mouse and logitech keyboard

GOODmorning d2g

>tfw blaming hardware never works.

It does when you're playing on a screen twice as small as the enemy team. I mean, I'm like the best player ever and this shitty monitor is just holding me back and there's just not a whole lot I can do about that, guess I'll just have to deal with it, you guys.

What do you think went wrong?

wew

>stack ancients four times
>13 minutes in
>great start as sven
>ta loses 5 creep waves killing them

So I should just feed at this point right?

No, you should tell her those are your stacks, ctrl-ping them and tell her how many creep waves she's missing by barely killing ancient stacks for 2 1/2 minutes

I did

Just going to farm a rapier and feed it now lel

I have played dota on 4 different screens with 4 different keyobards and mice. If you are good, you will do good. The only time you can blame HW is for bad framerates at which point you should not even play the game.

Easiest loss of my life I think I gave our weaver an aneurysm going to go make some coffee now *waves* toodles :3

I've been playing LoL for 3 years and only now I realized that Dota 2 is better, deeper, more complex game than stupid, repetitive, casual LoL.
Can you forgive me, guys?

Yeah, if you stop falseflagging

i once randomed meepo when i was still new and built all agi items cause he's an agi hero. We won cause of forced 50 and my team kept complimenting on how i really knew how to play meepo.

to be young and innocent...

>dark cock

unf

>what is melatonin

I play on my notebook and have a mini microsoft wireless mouse I bought for 10 dollars. Lowest settings everything. 3k, 350 games

Be honest, how many of you still play this game?

how could they fix it

>tfw in the lower bracket, every game is 50-60 mins

This is exhausting.

winning your lane means less and less every patch that comes out

I have 30-40 minute games in the 3k bracket even if they are close.

I'm nearly 3k but it's kind of nerve-racking trying to get there. wish i knew what i was doing. picking the right hero is the most frustrating thing tb.h

I HURT MYSELF TODAY