When's the last time you checked your oil?

>be me
>Be pizza deliver driver
>Be driving around making deliveries
>Downshift and my truck backfires louder than a rifle
>Think to self "been a while since I checked the oil"
>Already had a feeling the piston rings were on their way out so not a surprise
>Finish shift backfire a few more times
>Driving home
>Was that a bit of blue smoke I saw?
>Too dark to tell, drive home forget about it
>Wake up today
>Pop hood and check dipstick
>Wipe with a rag, stick back in
>Pull out again, still can't see a definite line
>Run finger down stick
>Dry as a fucking bone

Is this the end br/o/s? Parents said they'd spot me 400 for a new engine if I didn't want to sell it.

>Is this the end br/o/s?
nah dude.
If the bottom end ain't knocking you're golden.
Top it up, and run that fucker into the ground.

forgot to mention I bought the cheapest walmart oil after discovering it was without oil today. Figure there's no sense in buying good oil if it's just gonna burn it.

>doing oil change
>pull drain plug
>about 100ml comes out
>whooops

If it is burning oil then just keep topping it up with whatever and run it to the ground.

I had a 1.6 Astra that drank it like a fucking fish (litre every hundred miles or so) and you had to clean the spark plugs every time you topped it up as they got clogged and it hardly ran. I used to run it on Tesco Value 20w50 and it ran like that for about 4 months until I traded it in.

When the plugs were clean, it ran fine. Didn't even knock / rattle, in fact it sounded fine hence why the guy took it as part ex without question

>check oil
>quart low
This was Thursday
>okay, I get paid Friday.
>Friday
>fucking tooth falls out (am poor and have had little dental care)
>spend all day trying to get a dentist appt before they close for the weekend
>no luck
>Saturday, niece has drill competition and am stuck up there from 9 AM to 8 PM
>okay, I can do it Sunday
>open door Sunday morning
>pouring rain
>wait for it to stop
>deadly toothache starts, doesn't stop till early this morning
>forecast is rain until the weekend
>said fuck it and just poured half a quart in
I hate not being able to take proper care of my car
>shitty teeth
I was OCD when I was a kid and managed to brush all my enamel off, and since I started getting dental care it hasn't come back very much

I forgot to mention I needed to change the oil completely not just top it off.
Oh and my clutch is going out

if you bought the walmart brand (supertech) it's actually decent oil

Here's a video of all the damn smoke it's blowing. Wonder how much oil I'll have to buy to keep it fed till tax season. Wonder if I can put the engine swap down as vehicle maintenance on my taxes.

Just had it changed yesterday. They tried to sell me a coolant flush for 150$ even though I had to replace the whole coolant system and flushed it less than 2 years ago.