/fgog/ - Fate/Grand Order General

Fuck you, I wasn't going to roll for her, but now my dick demands it

Which hurt more: Rin getting fucked by the Jackhammer or Ishtar getting her cunt raked out by a lion?

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Is it true that it's Ishtar's personality and not Rin's?

the jackhammer

Remember: Alcohol is bad! Have an apple a day and keep the bottle away!

Isthar Rin doujin, when?

faker, post Ishtar liz

>Ushi and Jing ke drunk again

> implying Shirou would even understand what was happening unless you held him down in the room and narrated it for him

yes, they have similar traits but it's distinctly Ishtar

Bond Lines -

twitter.com/soraha22/status/803249520163176448

Yes. But they're dead ringers from one another in terms of personality, so it doesn't make much difference.

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I'm putting my Doctor P. in the storage basement with Darius and Herk as punishment for upsetting Ushi and trying to deny me more of her cute drunk antics.

Reminder
Actual canon
>Gilgamesh uses Enuma Elish, Lancelot deflects all of it thanks to Arondight's infinite durability

Gilfag headcanon
>Enuma Elish fails to kill C END Saber and human tier Shirou
>Gilgamesh fires Enuma Elish, Lancelot splits it with Arondight infinite durability while also stacking Overload to mitigate and spread even more damage, uses his A END + END rank up + armor that is much sturdier than Saber's + doubled saving throws to survive what little is left of the attack that failed to kill a C END and a human
>end up with some dust on his armor at best, maybe some blood here and there

A Servant's body is never the same, user.

Nobu a CUTE.

She'll appear this week, right?

That sounds incredibly hot, it'd be like the NTR version of explaining to a young child that Santa Claus doesn't exist

>call it Ishtar (Rin) or Rinshtar or whatever
>99% Ishtar, 1% Rin

What if after Amakuso gatcha they give another Gil gatcha?

No she won't you autist, Nobu is trash.

Don't let your lolis grow up.

It's funny because historically Paracelsus was alleged to have been a loudmouthed drunkard.

The game calls her Ishtar and nothing else. It's no like Waver where it says Zhuge and El-Melloi.

>Gilgamesh> Karna> Achilles = Holy Grail Amakusa> Berserker> Saber = Black Saber = Gawain = Siegfried> Sea demon Gilles = F15 Lancelot = Shuwen> Rider = Apo Vlad> Lancer = Mordred> Iskandar> Archer = Kojiro = Lancelot = Lu Bu> Diarmuid = Drake = Astolfo ≥ Vlad III = Jeanne> Robin Hood> Caster = Nursery Rhyme> Hassan = Gilles
Reminder that this is the only correct tier list

They have identical personalities so it doesn't matter if it's Ishtar or Rin.

She introduces herself solely as Ishtar

Can someone who has Ishtar tell me if she's anywhere near decent? The only way I wouldn't want her is if she's Amakuso tier. Anything else and I'll put 30 quartz on the table for her.

>Nasu in charge of cucking Shirou
>not just using notRin as a substitute just like tamacat and nero bride just for (You).
>will still make mad waifubucks with this and notSakura

Gilgamesh is gae.

thats funny. I can imagine Dr.P shittalking and being annoyingly loud unlike his usual self.

>30 quartz
You wouldn't get her with that.

Both of them is cute, though.

What is this Arthur/Arturia is a cuckold meme? This only works if the entire Type moon universe weren't after their vag/dick but they need to fall for bland japanese self inserts.

100% Ishtar = 100% Rin

It's a normal pseudo servant, rather than an exception like Waver. A hero who incarnated into a similar humans body, and possess them. It's still Rin's body, but it's Ishtar in control.

She's better than Amakusa, her NP hits like a noodle but she needs her interlude still

I have as good a chance to get her on a given 30 roll as anyone else.

Thanks. Wasn't sure if I wanted to bother rolling if it wasn't Rin but I guess I'll listen to the lines and see if she's similar enough that I like her.

Would futa-Artoria have a dragon dildo?

>Gameplayfag

What are Ishtar's skills?

Artoria's wife fucked another man. She's a cuck. Canon explicitly states this.

Because Lancelot

but it's not like she minded

The actual biggest cuckold in Fate is Fionn

youtube.com/watch?v=-JJ-RSyhLpo
A cuckold, user, is someone whose wife fucks another man.

Lancelot = Man
Lancelot = Fucked Guineverre
Guineverre = Arturias Wife

This shit is not hard to figure out.

I mean, if you have the opportunity to install a magical penis, why not just make it a proud and mystical dragon cock? They are truly the most esteemed phalluses.

I really like the ushi, jing ke, martha pairing

en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/cuckold

Definition of cuckold in English:

cuckold
NOUN

dated
The husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of derision:
‘jokes in literature about elderly cuckolds and misers are rife’
‘The disaffected mugger and the enraged cuckold were despised as lowbrows; the true craftsmen of murder inaugurated ever more elaborate schemes.’
‘Richard Gere, as Edward, finds himself in the unaccustomed position of playing the cuckold.’
‘By marrying a simpleton, he hopes to prevent his fear of being made a cuckold being realized.’
‘Alienation of affection was once a salve to the broken hearts and bruised pride of cuckolds across the nation, but the claim began losing favor in the early 1900s.’
‘She had taken his trust and made a cuckold out of him.’

Take a minute to think about how this might apply to King Arthur.

>mfw there are so many sluts already that the slut goddess herself looks comparatively normal

Jolly: I am Jeanne d'Arc Alter Santa Lily Lancer.
Gudao: Say it fast.
Jolly: Fast? Very well. Jeanned'ArcSantaAlterLilySanta! Oh wait, erm... SantaJeanneAlterd'ArcLily! Umm, umm... ShantaJantaLilancer! Eh? Eh, eh?
Jeanne: Master, please give it a rest.

083932510
Please add me if you have Rin. I want a few friends with her so I can use her as support when I get Sakura.

Do Gil and Ishtar have lines with each other? Or Ko-Gil?

Party Damage + Crit Damage up
NP Charge + rng invul and pierce
Own Damage up delayed by 1 turn

They know how to celebrate the holidays.

I Ushi old enough to drink?

Isthar has a line for Gil and EMIYA

>Jeanne wandering the halls
>Sees a loli version of her "sister" and immediately recognizes how cute she is
>Realizes it's Gilles standing next to said very cute loli sister
>Gets mad
Does Jeanne have some reason not to trust Gilles with children?

Bully the loli.

Ask Shakes

>getting fucked by horses and lions
>normal
LMFAOOOO

>DW bothering to add lines to old servants referencing newer servants
I wish.

>Saber, Gawain, and Siegfried so high
Finally a list that gives them proper fucking respect.
Everyone hates on Artoria or Siegfried because they don't seem to have super special hax skills, but they just forget that they're supremely skilled and powerful fighters who will straight up beat other servants to death with sheer power if circumstances don't hold them back somehow (e.g. Gae Buidhe in F/Z nicking Artoria's tendons due to plot, Shirou nerfing Artoria etc.)
Gawain nearly plowed through a HGW in total victory if it weren't for Hakuno.
And Siegfried was doing the battle dance with Karna on equal ground.

Read the biography of Bluebeard

>LMFAOOOO
>>>/facebook/

At least Isthar would fuck Guda

Orion is the one who had the bad draw

>126 free quarts down the drain, didn't get Rin
>General says she's really mediocre
>Already have a few Archers already

I honestly just need reassurance to tell me, it's okay to talk walk away from this one fgog...

She'd be several orders of magnitude safer around someone like Jared Fogle than Gilles.

I love this girl.

You can trust Gilles with loli Jeanne. He only rapes little boys, not little girls.

He might not be the best influence on a young impressionable mind.

Gawain on that list is with Numeral, just like Arc is 30% Arc and Kojiro is with Temple support.

>And Siegfried was doing the battle dance with Karna on equal ground.

Being fair, yes he was, but only because Karna was holding back significantly. Karna could have beaten him if he was going all out from the start, which Volume 5 shows.

Jesus fucking christ

>manage to roll another limited 5* on an alt that I only ever log onto anymore to collect free quartz
Fuck, why does this keep happening. I don't even have the mats to ascend her on here.

>Artoria
>Doesn't have super special hax skills
Literally top 3 servants if she has Avalon.
Only the jetfag will try and tell you otherwise

I had presumed as much. It's why Gawain is such a juggernaut after all. He's not exactly going to be rearing to jump into battle at other hours.

is lily alter better than liz?

I mean, he doesn't RAPE little girls but what he does with those isn't very pleasant either

>NR and Vlad that low
>base Lancelot with guns only as strong as Kojirou
>Saber equal to Saber Alter
>Shuwen equal to Chtulu and F-15J
That list is a meme.

I wish Saber Gilles got to be around to enjoy these moments as well.

Gilles has some history with kids.

Not even.

Lancelot with guns is just a bigger swallow

Every list is a meme.

Too many sluts.

It's not like Kojirou is weak, either. He's got transcendental sword skills that are better than anyone elses.
Even a real jetsfag would respect him due to "impossible stances" etc. etc.
But you're probably the faux kind here to stir shit.

>final art isn't lewd
Into the trash it goes.

Everything is better than lancer Liz. As to how much better Lily Alter is, we will have to wait for datamine. She is definitely not better than Extra Vlad though.

Takeuchi only does lewd feet nowadays.

That foot looks wrong.