/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

Fuck it, it's time to go back to playing Binding of Isaac on my dust-collecting Vita during the work commute. They've finally killed the game in favor of f2p aggro players. No fun allowed, thanks Ben Brodenburger. The expansion's practically nerfing itself because of Jade and Devolve.

I'll actually try Shadowverse because of this shit. Anyone has suggestions for fun Android timesinks?

Face decks and fun and interactive combos should work. I don't think midrange shaman will be at disadvantage against jade druid too.

>mysterious challenger of the set
>4/5 draw (1.5 cards on average) for 6

>people were wrong once so everyone is wrong forever

also that card would be broken if beast druid had a decent curve leading up to stranglethron + meangerie. It's like playing Challenger in standard, the card is busted but the support isn't there.

Kabal is gonna be unplayable. Kabal decks are late game oriented but you can't play late game v jade golems.

Are you excited for the jade golem decks v hyper aggro decks meta anons?

it shouldve been a 5/1 like god thats disgusting

Literally every single Blizzard employee involved in suggesting or approving the entire Jade Golem mechanic should be fired.

There were only ever two possibilities for it. Unplayable trash or game breaking, neither of which is a good outcome. It being balanced is never ever going to happen and anyone who thinks it could happen has no business being employed in game design.

Garbage expansion
TGT 2.0
Dust Streets of Gadgetzan
Goons are clubky as fuck
Jade golems force you to run garbage cards
Garbage legos
Priest gets all the good shit and will become new shaman.
I have 13k gold saved and I will waste them all on arenas/heroic tb, actually I WISH i wasted that gold on last heroic TB. And when I will be out of gold, I will finally uninstall this piece of shit and try that pedo weaboo garbage game.

/hsg/ Prediction Poll inbound soon.
I want to make sure we got to see all the cards properly.

For those who don't know how it works, this is what goes down;
Rate each card on a scale of 1-5 (1 - Terrible, 5 - Amazing). After the standard 100+ votes we get, I'll tally up the results and make a pretty image that we can all laugh about in the future.

Repost from last thread

Shaman will have overwhelmed them long before their golems become a real threat. Too much value in the early game.

This game is fucking dead. Jadestone: Heroes of Freeze Mage where you tell stories about how you got killed turn 5 by face decks.

Good thing the steam sale is going on.

>Puny shaman summons his 5 mana 10/10 taunt
>Counter with my 3 20/20, 21/21, 22/22 golems

>people were wrong once so everyone is wrong forever
all i'm saying is wait until it's released you fucking retards

Kabal decks are easily the most fun of the gangs.

They seem to be the weakest, though.

I'm ready

yeah counter a 1 mana 7/7 with a 5 mana 4/2
There is no breaks in the jade golem meta train faggot

How much do they pay you or do you do it for free?

shut up magic babb

card draw is not a strong effect.

>4 mana 7/7
>use my 2 mana deal 2 summon a 9/9

it's worse than azure drake in a dragon deck

probably worth including since bookwyrm and sylvanas isn't *too* much competition at 6

Add on the retards who approved devolve and you got my support. The gutted a third of their expansion with a single card. Can't wait to see Grimy Goons entire board get BTFO by a single 2 mana card.

This expansion was a mistake.

Anyway, start posting cards not shown on stream

What is this?

cute
CUTE

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A CUTE!!

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PEOPLE ACTUALLY PREORDED THIS EXPANSION

I don't know too much about Warcraft's universe.

All I know is that Vol'Jin named Sylvanas the leader of the Horde because he was dying and figured her a better option than her others. I do know that Sylvie is VERY popular with her subjects, the Undead love their queen.

That and she's probably a might bit more marketable.

ITT: sleepers of the set

I CAN FIX ANYTHING

WHY
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broken

>Priest gets all the good shit and will become new shaman.

Did you just forget about jade golems?

shuddup

enh

Goddamnit I hope this doesn't become meta so I don't have to listen to its dying screams.

WHAT THE FUCK?

>jade druid mirror
>he summons 0 mana 7/7 , then brann plus 3/6 taunt plus 8/8 and 9/9
>I play my own jade golem cards for 10/10, 11/11, 12/12 and a 2/3
>he kills me with his board presence

hope you all enjoyed my fun story about interaction and minion based combat :

I raged a bit but considering they could get a 1/1 I'm almost ok with this

Anything control orientated are going to take Green Jade Cock up their arse.

So decks have to go faster again to counter it.

Rogues got a Magma Rager has a card. Hahaha

Best pic of the set

They're still stealing oc

They won't be unbeatable, but they completely destroy fun decks and control that some of us play to break up the monotony of netdecking. Like absolutely makes them completely unplayable. Every deck that wants to play the game past turn 10 is completely unviable now, even if you have Reno for self heal, which is fucking IDIOTIC, because they try to push Reno with at least 3 legendaries in this patch.

Even Grimy Goons get shat on by Devolve, as if they were at all that strong to begin with (they really weren't). So that just leaves Jade classes uncontested, save for the usual aggro shitfuckery.

Until now, I could go in casual and play my Control Mage or Control Priest to actually have fun. Now, I can't even do that. Now, there's literally no reason to even craft a deck instead of waiting to snatch the first good one off of Hearthpwn.

Blizzard encourages and balances around autopilot netdeckers. It's time to uninstall and let you faggots enjoy your braindead bullshit meta, I guess. Thanks for pushing entire archetypes and playstyles out of the meta with your faggotry.

Story of my fucking life, right here, can't even remotely get anything I want, it's always what other, retarded people want, cause it's easier to cater to them.

AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

>Blade Flurry died for this
enjoy your Mean Streets of Jade Golems. This game is fuckin dead

you already have the average worked out? You have the optimal decklist for whatever deck this goes into, and on average it pulls "1.5"?

It's really good you retard. And It's comically easy to see that. A 4/5 taunt draw one is already good, because it's 0/1 larger than azure and has taunt. And that is the worst that could happen, period. In a dragon deck with a similar dragon density to what we have now (and this is adjustable) this can easily draw two cards. Literally all it needs to be ridiculously good is two draw two cards. A good amount of the time it will draw more than two, even. It's good enough to build your deck around, and guess what? You don't need to. Dragon Priest needs to tweak virtually nothing to run a card that says draw 1-3 summon a 4/5 with taunt for 6.

>next expansion
>10 mana 10/5 charge
>costs (1) less for each destroyed mana crystal and discarded card

EVOLVE TWICE FOR FREE

FREE
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Oh my fuck. This literally looks like /hsg/ OC.

>two cards that deal 4 damage to all minions for 3 mana
It's shit.

Jade golems are boring as fuck, what's interesting about summoning a vanilla body with every card you play?

I was hoping they wouldn't dominate but they look insane right now.

I really like how mass handbuff cards tell your opponent exactly how many minions you have in hand on a given turn.

Blizzard really worked hard on making a weak mechanic even weaker in case somebody gets a 60g paladin quest and doesn't have cards for wild.

TRIGGERED

jesus christ

If this is real I'm going to shit myself.

We literally discussed this last night.

Jesus Christ and I thought Forbidden Healing was strong

NO WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY

Shouldn't undead have some kind of stigma among the livings?
Nevermind, that second argument convinced me

Time for memes

I like card disruption mechanics

GIGALUL

>not the best rogue card in the set

alleycute/10

cool but bad

maybe pretty good for pirate warrior

flamestrike with ghoul? I dunno if it finds a spot though

finally gave priest a heal card, but probably doesn't get played

>friendly
so no auchenai pyroblast

what

fucking trash

I fucking guess it's almost a burn counter, but no

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK

so bad it can't possibly be real

Tell me this is fake

I fucking can't

Why even bother

Better Mogor? Oh wait is a 9/5/4

That looks like FUN.

Woah so this is the design talent of a MULTI BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY

Holy crap. We fucked up lads by having faith in this, uninstall and go back to paper card games. Digital card games were a mistake and yes this includes weebverse.

>freeze mage pyroblasts own face.jpg

That is a pretty funny card.
Shame it can't be used outside of meme decks.

I CAN`T STOP LAUGHING
HOLY SHIT

>Jade golems force you to run garbage cards
such as?

>play vs freeze
>they concede

there is NO way this is a real card

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK
A CLASS MEME CARD
FUCKIGN
JESHS CHRAST
BLIZZAAAAAAAAAAARD
proofs? is this on facebook?

The Trolden videos record themselves

>play vs freeze
>they flamestrike

HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAA

At least, Shadowverse hasn't gone to the point to reprint cards, Hearthbaby.

How Priestly.

>ROGUE
>SINKING TIERS
>GETS THE WORST CLASS CARDS OUT THERE

get fucked rogues

ALL TARGETS

are you literally telling me that every game is gonna be decided by a fucking coin flip now?

yes it is, can check for yourself

Its real

facebook com slash pg/Hearthstone/photos/?tab=album&album_id=1257814800927952

WAIT WHAT
A SILENCE THAT IS NOT SHIT?

Doesn't draw a card

0/10 would not play