/ss13g/ - SPESSMEN ON A SPACE STATION

yeah this honestly sounds amazing

Rina Visser
How about people also say what job they usually do and what they look like. Some people (me) forget names constantly but see the same people mostly.

Mediocre, all you do is either make waifufags talk about you, or its you who self shills in the thread.

In any way, thoroughly mediocre.

deanb ash

thats good though. id rather be forgettable than be a major fucking faggot AKA being a 'popular static'

I'd love to, but I posted myself last thread and only got one half-assed response and would rather not delve into shilling territory

>id rather be forgettable than be a major fucking faggot
those aren't mutually exclusive, in fact you are both

>nowadays servers are at best decent
>game stagnating
>no hope for any of the alternatives
>SS13 may wither and die soon

Really bad feels.

Thing is, he is what some would consider a popular static, only its popular due to being a waifu.

That's not good user, that's being so mediocre the only reason people even recognise you or mention you is being a player with a female sprite. Recognition from only the lowest denominator of spess players is not good at all.

>feelfags shitting up the thread
tell me about it

>ss13 may wither and die soon

If it didn't die when it was a laggy fucking mess back in 2014, then it certain as fuck wont die now.

>servers are at best decent
hah

the extent of my 'self shilling' is posting greentexts of shit ive done after a round.
also that time i gave a transgendered hispanic boy $5 to draw my static to pay for his spinal surgery

Biggie Cheese race when

I dunno user, felt like the laggy 2014 mess was the best time. The same way Greece has a much lower suicide rate than any of the richer northern European countries.

>you have to self shill to be a faggot

Hime Kizuna/NigglyWiggly

I haven't actually played in quite some time.

I love you

I find it fucking hilarious that you hate Celt now.

You always made my heart go doki doki when you showed up to my desk

You don't have to shill to be shit user, you just have to be the most mediocre player in the whole server and be recognised only because your avatar representation if of female gender.

You are the worst kind of player, the one who has no will to improve their potential or plain doesn't have any. You are like a npc, nothing is amazingly good or bad, its just all bland. A robot could replace you and I wouldn't see the round or the interactions changing anything.

I haven't played with you much but I can't really remember anything bad about you

>tfw you wanna start playing on Veeky Forumsstation cuz it has a lot more stuff and seems like more fun
>i realize that i've been playing on yogstation so long that i'll have to learn a bunch of new stuff in order to play
i thought i was done reading wikis

yeah, thats true honestly. what do you mean by 'improve their potential' though?

Go and stay go

>laggy mess was the best time

Pretty sure you need to take off those nostalgia goggles. The population of the game has risen consistently since then.

It's not that bad.

I would give a lot of things to be new to ss13 again. I really would

I love you too, user

>now

I don't hate Celt though, he's just an idiot sometimes

[Kokoro going Doki Doki intensifies]

Everyone has the potential to be as robust as a veteran clown, to be the sleekest syndicate operator you ever saw, to be a matster of the tidal powers, to know all the loopholes in assimov laws, to make a reputation so people react to you, everyone can know box inside out and know every nook and crany, the exploits, the combat tips, the places to hide, the ability to vanish, the ability to build.

You never stop learning how to be a better spessman. Those who just conform to mediocrity, one job with no building potential, those who don't explore, find tactics, understand how players act, how to approach them, how to scavenge and thrive on a fucked up place, they wiligly act mediocre. You ways have more ways to be better user, and if you don't seek them and are content with being a mediocre player mentioned only in praise for being a waifu, I'll call you out on it.

if you're not armless or using peg-arms fuck you
on the nose
aka huge faggot
rip
who
ok
ur gud

TURN
ON
THE
BUNKER
PUBBIES ARE FINDING THEIR WAY IN
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT PJB

Mike Hatson / Kihran
Now I can say my name was at least mentioned in two threads

>implying someone won't find a way to make this weird and cringetacular.

>yogstation
please god no

Meh/10 ops

drilled two nuke ops, felt good

>Floor pill (4.5 units) pill

NO STOP THAT HURTS THE DOG FUCK YOU

>;Oh god it's this kind of day
>;Gimme a second
>BABY IS KILLED, EVERYONE LOSES
>;You're welcome
BANNED FOR RUINING THE GAME MODE

Marty McFryman

don't you mean "oh yes keep going I want to collect my petvalids *me grins and bears teeth >:3*"

who
knob

Departments with the biggest cucks/beta males

From the most beta/cuck to the most alpha:

>Cargo
>Medbay
>Heads of Staff
>Science
>Engineering
>Service

isaac lifof

Joey Bonzo

or Kelly Baker I guess

Science are the biggest cucks on Earth who overcompensate for it by toting backpack assault rifles.
Ironically, they can't even shoot well.

>Literally named SERVICE
>Alpha

>Science overcompensate with guns
>Not cargo, who order 20 crates of guns every round

Cargo are C U C K S.

it's a staged photo
milk chocolate is more filler than chocolate
they probably didn't actually give him any

I miss your robustness and goodcurity playing

>tfw just want a strong skilled husbando to assist me in medbay

i've only been playing the banpage for the past two months, so if you are a newnewfag I've probably never seen you on.

literal who
literal who
literal who
literal who
literal who
rather annoying shitter
familiar name, don't really have memories of you
familiar name, don't really have memories of you
literal who

>He can't perform a servicing job whilst keeping his masculinity intact

cu.ck

who needs guns when cargo can make block hole or blow up a yellow rock to fuck the station over.

both of you suck

science autists have guns at least three times more often than cargo
it's especially lovely because the 0, 0, -1 bhangometer is a dead giveaway
t. sec main

observing you as ghost taught me how to cargonia properly

Why are you even posting if you know nobody tho?

because he's a self-absorbed tit

>who
Blue haired faggot who can't play Captain/Warden/Anything that well but tried my hardest.
Haven't played properly in 3 months though.

>familiar name
I'll take that, I'll be happy for the rest of the day.
Safe in the knowledge that there will always be a bit of my heart devoted to it Park Life

>want to know what people think of me
>too scared to post my static
Fuck

>Cargonia, the place where you barely work, get pizza and guns for days and has people that would betray eatchother over a tin of beans and a TTV are cucks
>Medbay, who often chlorals shitters and does sex changes on them, players who choose specifically to help everyone out are shitters
>Captains are comdoms, but you call the HoS a cuck, the cap a cuck, kill Ian or shitalk the RD and expect anything but a quick deathgasp, you are getting dissapointed
>Science, the most autistic bunker who stays holed up in bomb autism, repetitive mech and Borg construction, the mass teleporter niggers, the people who go do botany exclusively for max potency cyanide death nettles aren't the biggest cucks on the earth
>engine artists that get outdone by a single metal crab in efficiency and skill are anything but pathetic bull preppers
>Botanists, bartenders and chefs, the most ignored, inconsequential people in the whole station who can barely kill anyone, much less actually stimulate rp are somehow to be considered alpha

You got that shit backwards as hell.

i wanted to tell Dean Bash he's horrible

also, if you are looking for feedback, and someone doesn't know you that is still a datapoint

>A literal who

cuck detected

play more ya faggit

you aren't even the original seaweed hair, get a new nickname

Guy Montag

I'd rather be working at medbay, cargo, and literally anywhere you consider to be a "cuck" job than be a autist, a autist that is less efficient than a crab or being the most ignored, inconsequential folks the station has to offer.

Call cucks, but the only delusional cuckhold here is you.

idk thats what yahir would always call me. never seen anyone else be called that before

Julia Brandt/Morena

You could play from day one and be a literal who. Just means you're a boring fuck that never does anything interesting.

Daily reminder that a small chatter a day keeps the suicide away!
What job gets the most ignored?

Who is the original?
Toothpaste?

I'm surprised you have time to post here, shouldn't you be picking up your wifes son from school?

You can't be so much of a cuck that you WANT to be in the house while Jamal is all over your wife.

Be fair, being interesting or noteworthy on Veeky Forums means you either have to be exceptionally good at the game and make something fucking spectacular, or be an absolute shitter/accidentally be consistently bad, which is much more common.
Otherwise you're delegated to "Plays good/bad sec", "i want to fug Miss user" or "Who".

/actualtraders/
each round only 3ish people bother making the trip to arrivals
unless you somehow made a deal with guncargo and are selling eguns and ablatives

Assistant

Librarian, no contest.
The only time anyone notices them is if they start screaming Woody's Got Wood into the radio.

Needs a rework desu.

Librarian.
And I say this only because the Chaplain is bound to get at least one person to come down if he says a service is on.

No-one cares about the librarian unless they have a valid reason to kill them.
Being a reporter is aight but the AI can do a better job than any mere organic.

Is being a reporter an actual thing? Sounds interesting going around and chit chatting.

Also how many times do detectives go around actually solving shit? i get excited when they get a case and its usually verry rare to see them actually investigating shit.

or if they're cute

Yeah, its a thing actually. Good fun.

A lot of the time actually. Detectives investigate shit all the time, they just do so quick and hidden.

even when you booktide nobody fucking notices you, it's weird.

Alex Jones and other interesting gimmicks are rare exceptions.

You can change the name in settings I think. And if not you still have all the reporting gear in the room behind your desk.
People read the news too, it's nice to be able to keep up with what's going on if you're stuck doing surgery or on the outpost.
STEP 1: Tune in to sec channel
STEP 2: Make your news based on that
STEP 3: Get kicked in the face by sec

Depends on who your detective is and how bad the sec team is. A bad sec team will arrest the first person shouted at over comms before the detective can get their shit together and by the time they've solved it it's too late to resolve or everyone on the station is dead.

The question is, how would you fix the librarian?

Fix?
He's supposed to be a useless meme job.
He does that perfectly.

Travis Egedy

Make the desk in the office either be a method of admin communication/item/magic creating or make it so you can use a ouji board or something.

Booms are the core of librarian, its the players who don't visit him. Write a new book with actual guides to attract people, it ain't hard.

>ouji board
youtube.com/watch?v=15nNY7uofNw