/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

>large update in the middle of a match

OH GOD WHAT IS IT?!?!?!?

GLOBES SIMULATOR 2016

WHICH GLOVE IS THE ONE THAT LETS OTHERS KNOW IM GAY

GLOVE SKINS XDXDXDXDXD

>glove skines
Lmfao 1gb

you mean flat sphere

When they updated the glove texture every one was joking about glove skins.

Valve did not let us down.Fucking Jewben

WE GLOVESD NOW BOIS

What's dust 2 like now? Is it finally ct-sided?

>hope for an operation
>get gloves

VALLLLVVVVEEEE!!!!

>Launching gloves
>Without even team gloves
>Gloves probably will be at the same price as a knifes

Valve again milking retarded kids playing this joke of a game in 2016, they just have no love for this game's community

>inb4 butthurt plebbitor call me mad for pointing out how shitty CS has become in 2016

LMAO'ing at your shitty existence, f@m

based

>everything thinking there was going to be an operation today

operation is gonna drop in hot on thursday don't sweat it

ALL OF EM

now's not the time for team gloves. that parts later.

This is the skin hype in general mate.

At least it draws attention to the game.

>that scout skin

I haven't played this game in months but I NEED it

>they literally actually unironically fell for the glove meme
i've honestly never seen jewing this hard in a videogame.

consider this:
in dota, you directly fun the tournaments and their versions of sig stickers/team stickers cant be traded after the tournament

Team glove skins will almost certainly come for the Eleague major.

There will probably be a lot more, focus might be on co-op mission instead of multiplayer maps though. There were new strings of code found showing new weapons and equipment probably for those coop missions and even taunt and shit
youtube.com/watch?v=O7wMmaBhFjg

so do you like the patch fellas?

How many games do I need to win to reach a better rank? I haven't really played in years but I was a shitty gold 4. Recently I won a placement match and I got calibrated at silver 3. It's been 5 games where I'm stomping people (going like 40/5 and getting 8~10 mvps) and I still couldn't get any higher.

Honestly its getting pretty boring. I'm not even good, but the dudes i'm playing against might even play with the arrow keys.

glove skins take too far this shit looks so dumb

i posted these post. what have i done

>you directly fun the tournaments
i dont consider that too bad
>their versions of sig stickers/team stickers cant be traded after the tournament
what's their excuse for this?

Fucking Reddit.
This game is a fucking Joke.

falling for the glove meme is one thing, but setting their rarity to knife tier is fucking money grubbing at its finest. fuck these guys

>AVG picks up the global offensive .exe as a generic virus after the update
the fuck did you do valve

IT AINT ME !

>New case
>No knives, just gloves
>The skins are fucking hideous too

Time to uninstall.

How do you guys stand playing 5v5 games? How do you deal with it when you play well in a match and still lose?

stop being an outcome dependant faggot, thats how

afaik, there is none. you get player card to do some fantasy stuff, but i'm not really sure what that leads too. they took it to the next level in fantasy. for csgo, you only have five roles, anywhich player can be assigned to. in dota, each card only has a few stats it tracks, so you could get a card and be sol unless you bought a higher grade card with the stat you wanted.

>outcome dependant faggot
What do you mean by that?

>reddit has successfully memed a whole new category of microtransaction items into the game

wew

someone post richard lewis hands meme

Try to channel your inner nice guy. Just be friendly, and nice, and try to have fun. Don't insult your team for being bad and stupid, compliment them instead. Don't give them shit for losing the round, tell them it was a good try. You'll get a better performance from them and you won't rage as much either.

If you start to tilt take a deep breath and count to 10.

Time to idle for the case for several hours and get fucking nothing like every time a new case comes out.

>CSGO no update in months
>suddenly an update
>glove skins!!

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh ohhh ohh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Reminder to sell your gloves immediately.

honestly want this skin

Inferno was not even two months ago

>tfw Even the glove symbol is the breakout one

Can't they even hire someone to draw new shit? Vale is making EA look good nowadays

oh shit

Even Valve knows Breakout was the best operation

>An M4A4 skin maker found a away to create another bland skin

Bring back blackgold pls valve

>reskin of an ancient map
>update

nah

>see new scout skin
>think it might get a nice mid tier skin
ITS FUCKING TRASH REEEEEEEEEEEE
Why must valve neglect a gun with such potential, if they're going to do skins at least do them properly!
Also I really want a 'nam M4 :^)

ahshah gLOvesAbIaZoLUTEMadMeNhaHAzhAHa OPErATOR give mE The pLice thEre's MADmeNmaKIN GLovES and I CAN'T bREATHe

Blackgold + Insertion + Castle + Overgrown

see guys, valve really does care about improving the game :^)

>Fucking around a legendary map who didn't really needed nothing, besides a re-skin on the worst case scenario
>Instead of D2, Mirage, Overshit or Snorestone

When they shitted on Nuke I was sad, but when they killed Inferno this game died for me

I only play CS socially now, can't take this bullshit anymore, valve does whatever the fuck they want, and the community just swallows it, not surprise why even solo MM is unbearable now, cancer people is literally CS community in 2016

Cancer, cancer everywhere

>who didn't really needed nothing

shoo shoo you filthy monkey

>gloves
where were you when cs was kill?

soubenir gloves with team logos pls

Inferno was the map for the actual good teams, like Fnatic, EnvyUs/LDLC, Titan, TSM/Astralis

Bronzilians monkeys like you always hated it, now go sucks follen's dick

You need to be a actual gold in your soul to hate inferno

I was DMing in June when it prompted me to update, this being the mag7 sound change + the pleb low ammo clicking. Little did we know they would soon make all the guns sound worse and forever ruin everything.

i sitting home drinking tea when i heard they're cracking down on skin gambling

i was downloading update happy, then read changelog

no....

kek you really are a monkey if you don't realize he was making fun of your shit grammar

>FUCKING GLOVES
is valve autistic?

nope they're just trying to squeeze all the money they can out of it without doing any real work. It's sad but funny how transparent this garbage is

youtu.be/ZE_hnQH8Qyk

>glove skins

hey we need 2 people to play comp add me silver to nova 2

steamcommunity.com/id/wecrescentfresh/

Add my smurf, I carry my college classmates there

steamcommunity.com/id/YUNGSMUG

>GLOVE SKINS

ok thanks i only need 1 more silver to nova 2 we need 1 dude

>tfw thought the whole case was just gloves
>actually didn't mind
>"or the Exceedingly Rare Gloves!"

hahahahahahahahahaha

What are the knifes of the glove cases? Boots? Belts? Hats?

>not only that, gloves have wear on them so you may not even get a good durability on it if you happen to roll gloves

>hey look at all these nice new things for you!
>for only a few hundred steambucks in cases they're yours!
>oh you didn't get the one you wanted?
>you can buy one from another user!
>oops that'll be an extra 15% on top of your purchase for us :))))

>GLOVES
>FUCKING. GLOVES.

OY VEY

Are GOtards the goodest goys of the gaming world

CSGO has peaked (or actually dying a bit if you look at the average) so it makes sense for Valve to squeeze all the juice.

>

Daily reminder

css > csgo > 1.6

I agree

>you now realize they're making majors last longer to boost the average player count

reminder that posting cute black animes are /magog/ approved

also css>everything desu

oops forgot the picture whoops xD

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>Sprays come out
>oh sick aprays
>why the fuck do they fade away
>wth limited uses

>gloves come out
>oh sick gloves
>why the fuck are they as rare and knives
>why the fuck do they have wear?!

>Gloves

What's next? Actual hats?

>stat track gloves
>adds a watch

css was fucking casual tier desu senpai
1.6 > csgo > shit > css

G L O V E S

>he fell for the competitive meme

css > csgo > literal shit > call of duty > cz > 1.6

equipable character models with wear and makeup

I miss proper wallbanging and proper spray patterns

I miss good movement

Fuck I just wish 1.6 was still the game everyone played