/dg/ - Destiny General

"Eventually, we promise." Is the official statement ontop of "it will have what can legally be defined as "content"".

non destiny-related picture

>Jiro
>Alpha team

Que?

Jiro is the official alpha team punching bag

>tfw no content

A cock-sleeve doesn't make a dick.

Now I am again interested, who is this Jiro person?

>still playing the game

This is the perfect time to take a long break from Deadstiny. Trust me, take a couple weeks or a month off, and when you come back you'll enjoy the game so much more.

A creepy but less shitty version of joff who bought both consoles just to stalk both consoles set of traps and transitioners.

He's a fairly autistic cuc obsessed with Atom.

>he doesn't know

>>the 17th's weekly update
To be fair, that WAS the last weekly update.
The one from last thursday contained no info, it was literally just a single line quote from a bunch of random staff members.

Who's Atom, I don't know the peoples to this /dg/ as I am fairly new to Veeky Forums. Inb4 get out new fag, well go fuck yourself and im trying to fit in with you fuckers.

a calm and collected individual that is very good at destiny and carries tomoyobro to the lighthouse every week before making love to her.

>ないとふぁる
>へろいくすつらいく
>あれなえヴぇぬと
>おいしとふがみのちあれんじたちどもたちずみさま
>つりあるす
>あくしすもど
What did she mean by this?

Tomoyobro?! ( t-tomboy...?)

a girl that exposed lBasedl as a mega-autist so badly that he left /dg/

Anyone for last day trials?

A guy who plays on /dg/, Jiro got it in his mind that he's a girl so he keeps hitting on 'her' and getting cuc'd.

>im trying to fit in with you fuckers.
might want to stay out of this one

kys

not until dawggy comes back. after that i can die in peace

Its fine if you die now.

but then who would deliver the pizza?

Jiro.

>tfw I could apply for a Tester position at Bungie but I'm afraid they wouldn't hire someone from across the country just to be a tester

I wanted edible pizza, not a pizza-faced anime character

>ordering DiJirono

>but I'm afraid they wouldn't hire someone from across the country just to be a tester

Well, considering its an in-house tester, no they won't.

Ofcourse if you're willing to move its an entirely different story, but if you were willing to move you wouldn't have brought up that "across the country" part.

>Using DiJ wrong

The fuck is wrong with you boy?

Anyone want to do some last day Trials?

This shit makes me cringe, why would you make a thread when one exists already? This happened in the last one too, how deranged do you have to be to get triggered if you're not the one that made the thread?

stream it if you do

Why?

...

Is the fastest way to level a sub class still just "play normally lol"?

Want to grind out sunsinger but holy shit does it blow at earliest levels

...

Take the vanguard and easy crucible bounties from the bounty tracker in a social area then complete them every day. Your subclass should level easier

bounties

for the emblem?

just afk some raids. you get loads of xp

no

>raids
>xp

you get a pretty decent amount per kill

Who would willing let me into a raid with the intention of getting carried?
You'd get one shot by most enemies without attributes unlocked, especially raid enemies, surely

armor stat is a meme in pve

I can carry you through crota ez

Mira, we are doing a normal mode Wrath. Last chance bruh.

I need motivation to play /dg/. Or should I just abandon ship like most everyone else until SRL comes out.

wouldnt prison of elders give pretty okay exp, or it would be better to do heroic strikes

play with me?

Not as much as you'd think.

What are your reasons for not playing?

Why normal mode?

Abandon until you can go fast.

take a break, my dude

Can I come fast in you?

But who are you user?
Been barely able to play anything at all for like the past two weeks because busy. And just burnt out on Destiny I guess.

hah lewd

Go away and never return.

Tired of seeing your shitty pictures.

how about you just kill yourself?

Only if you pull my hair

No

Can you non-figuratively kill yourself already?

I'm so confused.

Sadly I cannae.

People like to pretend to be other people.

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Don has multiple personality disorder

just like how you pretend to be likable?

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Don't

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

how does one pretend to be likable?

Go ask Thundertouch

DOUBLE OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You bribe people with muffins and act as a meat toilet for everyone on your console.

Who FFXV soon?

Trials trials trials?

Last minute HM Raid or ToO? Anyone?

>newfriend asking for endgame content
prepare to have your stats checked and ridiculed if they're bad

fuck off shitter

Well, I think a few people might remember me from Y1
My question here is , who are you?

Not that user, but I've been here since Alpha test, you were either not here Y1 or you didn't post, either way that "My question here is, who are you?" part makes me think you're a fairly obnoxious person, there's no seniority here, go fuck off somewhere else.

So... no one plays here anymore?
Bunch of of people just jerking each other off?
Good to know

>user
nice proof idiot go shitpost somehwee else

See now I know you weren't here Y1.

Plenty of people from y1 play it's just some faggot trying to feel better about himself

>Come here to play
>Get questioned by some nobody
Whatever, I don't have to prove anything

Yeah i know its late but if someone feels like going in its cool

hmu

Listen here newfag, nobody played with you, nobody knows you, you were never here, so stop fucking acting like people owe you something you obnoxious little shit, if you came here to play then play, stop wasting posts trying to justify when people should treat you like anything other than the shit you're behaving like.

He was here in house of wolves you lying newfag