STAY RIGHT THERE MOTHERFUCKER OR YOURE GETTING A MOUTHFUL OF SOCKETWRENCH

>mfw u just now realize this entire board is just one guy shitposting again and again

If i take off your glasses will you die!?

That's a breaker bar you silly

it would be very painful..

REV

REV UP THOSE DICKS ERRR I MEAN ENGINES!!!!!

But seriously Scotty is awesome. He actually replied to one of my questions on his website one time when I was like 14 and young and dumb. Chrysler was offering 100,000 mile powertrain warranties on the Wrangler at the time and I was obsessed with it. Almost got my mom to buy one but luckily I asked Scotty about it and he set me straight on all of Chrysler's bullshit.

>Tl;dr He helped my family dodge the bullet of buying a shitty unreliable vehicle and he knows a lot about cars so he's cool

you're a balding guy!

>tfw a deutshlandkuck tries to defend his over complicated shitbox

Seems like a cool guy, but I'm from Boston so obviously I am partial to Car Talk (they are similar to me for some reason).

Yes, yes, I know >reddit

>reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/5bu1sy/auto_dealer_messed_up_the_electronics_in_my_car/

>nav system gets replaced
>entire electrical system is fried
>car spends 8 months in the shop.

Scotty was right.

take my jackstands and run

It's the same logic Macfags use to justify their shitty overpriced purchases....it's so sad when you stop and think about it

For Mercedes

triggered Mercedes drivers detected stay retarded like your lug nuts!

FKN LULZ

...

REV

Biggest Mercedes fanboy and I love the Scotty memes

Keep em comin

YOUR

ERECTION

UP

I kick his car, which then falls on his hairline, killing him.

>Not using jack stands

I kek'd
I imagined someone holding that up like a cross against a vampire.

I'm with Her.

How is he balding without thinning first? It's like he just has a few hairs fall fromt he front of his slightly annoying face every day.

you must live in like fucking Ireland if you think the Scotty's hair isn't thin.

I laughed reading that in Scotty's voice.

REV

I'd get on my knees and prepare for Scotty's sweet transmission fluid.

>perfectly flawless 10 year old car (mercedes)

bahahaha

>YOURE GETTING A MOUTHFUL OF SOCKETWRENCH

Sounds like something Dominic Toretto would say...

R E V U P T H O S E P A N Z E R S

ZIEG HEIL

>If Deutschland engineering was so great why did those cucks lose two world words!?!? I honestly cannot tell you why /k/ has such a boner for anything German! Germans are only good at building thing meant to choke and break down near the end!

>>W123

>That's not a Panzer III or StuG

>TFW Your Mechanic leaves his socket wrench in your car.

>not using a 6.9L V8 W126

Spraying this as Holy water

Kek

Now, what do you chant at him?

TOYOTA A SHIT
TOYOTA A SHIT