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Why do I love Widowmaker so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Widowmaker isn't just the best hero in overwatch, she might be the future Queen of Waifus Just imaging her grappling through the sands of Anubis, the wind in her hair, her mighty rifle with her. As she grapples through the objectives, the men swoon at her very scent. They know how she smells, the essence of her smell is sold in the blizzard store under the the name of "Blueberry pie scent". The very nature of Widowmaker is mystery. could she be playing a deeper game than even her creator realizes? The answer is yes, she has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever she sees fit. However, Widowmaker is filled with such guile, such french smugness that she does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Widowmaker is not one that is easily penetrated. Widowmaker is such a force of nature in her realm that nothing can truly touch her, the only thing keeping her bound to the game at all is her will to exist within the preordained boundaries of her world. Widowmaker is not only beyond the comprehension of us, she exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe her smug smile, her gorgeous and rippling ass, her cute nose, and most importantly, her eyes. Her eyes, like pools of saffron, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Widowmaker. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Widowmaker is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, she is herself is the binding that holds the saga together. Without Widowmaker, the entire game, the entirety of Blizzard as we know it crumbles. The temple of anubis would freeze without Widowmaker, Eichenwalde would become a desolate crater, Ecopoint: Antarctica would melt without her frosty gaze. These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Widowmaker so much.
Hah sniped
Jesse McCree
I guess it's even now
U W O T
Sorry to burst your bubble but I'm already married to Jack.
pin pointed
Is this Gerard?
>Complains about a dead general when he staggers threads by making new ones at image limit instead of post limit
Kill your fucking self.
I love that qt Smugberry so much just want to hug that smug.
>a military organization you have led for 30 years get destroyed by your former best friend
>The only person you can trust in the world had a nervous breakdown and faked her death for 10 years and didnt even tell you
Why is Jacks life so hard?
bullying genji
RIP best grill
Cutest and best pairing
NAH that guy is still alive since winston was able to recall him.
My bet is when nu-overwatch goes up against their first threat he die to show how serious it is.
>tfw afraid of soloqueing in placements
>the afraid of grouping up in placements because some teams are stacked af and steamroll the groups im in
Help
One day.
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>somehow Athena knows he is alive
>thinks Ana and Soldier are dead hence not recalling them
>Ana thinks Gerard is dead
>Talon thinks Gerard is dead
>but this program that should understand Ana is not dead when literally everyone knows she is alive
>yet somehow knows the more difficult status
I mean it could be possible but it's hilarious
delete this
Hah that's funny because I am married to Jack, tough guy.
>''Why haven't you given me grandchildren already, user?''
McCree is my favorite Overwatch girl.
CARAMEL GIRLS
Isn't he the guy on the far left?
Widowmaker's my favorite but I've only fapped to her to completion once so far.
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They're perfect for each other.
Because Widow is better then your daughter
Get jackin. Widow needs sperm spilled in her name.
MAYBE IF YOUR AUTISTIC DAUGHTER WOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HER RAPTORA BATTLE-SUIT PERHAPS I COULD GIVE YOU SOME GRAND BABIES
sombra's dad
Oh man mccree with mei is cute. I wish there was more. I think even mercy and mccree have more.
Nice try, but I know for a fact that Jack is my wife.
Did Torb get to hit that hot Mercy ass?
>"You know better than to not use protection."
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>''Then man up and force them out of there, you really the help of a poor, old granny?''
>Widow needs sperm spilled in her name.
fuck this sounds so hot
Where is this from?
How would they not realize Reyes would turn evil. Just look at him. Also Mercy grinding on Mccree.
Read the image title.
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I will when I get the chance (i.e. privacy so I can really enjoy it).
Because I want to give you another daughter first, Mrs.Amari
i would sell my soul to nut deep inside ana amari and have her whisper that I'm a nice young man in my ear as it happens
Nah, Mercy thinks being a manlet is a disgusting disease.
She just treats him overly good because she feels sorry for him, in a ''Aww, he's so cute.'' way, in the same way you treat someone who's missing a hand.
>Torb is also missing a hand.
Is being Torb suffering?
Are they rejected designs? Shame because I like the white cyclops robot.
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Face it, Mercy calls Torb daddy.
HOLEY SHIT
What's the cereal killer doing in the bottom row?
Shit art and Shit ship
Hii :3
Nah, I bet she puts on her Witch costume for Torb... even when it's not Halloween.
>Can you please leave my daughter alone user?
Good God please no. I thought Genji was gonna be that edgy Kai Leng and was happy he wasn't MUH REVENGE
Watch out he's going to eat your cereal AND piss in your plants.
>Azusa and Yui
>not Mio and Ritsu
G'day!
Hiya!
>That early Reinhart
oh fugg
Dick a good boy, he din du nuffin
Bonjour
I wonder which will turn out to be Gerard. Probably Sam Fisher in the top left.
SHUT THE FUCK YOU STUPID TWAT
But all those people are still alive since Athena recalled them.
>you'll never breed with an Amari
How long has it been ingame since Recall?
Reyes may've made his way to at least half the group
Oh fuck you're right
Well shit.
And nothing of value was lost
Hello there.
Don't you worry, almost all Overwatch heroes are cliché, repetitive trope, and inoffensive, they are as shocking as a slice of bread. He will be some cliché Chinese guy, probably liao.
not with that attitude
Some time since i'm fairly certain Infilration takes place after it.
[darkness and edginess] Hey! [/darkness and edginess]
>you will never experience having your porn accidentally pop up while having to show Widow something on your computer
how would that even work?
>J: i blow up omnics, steal things, and live like i belong in mad max
>M:...
kek
is it me or is sombra useless
He looks too young. Liao is suppose to be Reyes and Jack age by now unless he froze himself or some weird time travel shit.
She is useless.
only if you take her place, Amari
she is cute
She can seriously bully some tanks, but generally doesn't do much by herself.
d.va
mmm
There is no real time-frame in game, since the battles are non-canon. As for the out-of-game lore, Reaper didn't actually get the data, and we've seen no indication of Tracer and Winston hunting down whomever answered the recall so they can scoop them up into their little motley vigilante crew. So probably none of them.
Underrated
You know what I wouldn't mind Reaper killing some of these agents off. Just use a few of them give them a new and write a story. Let him be competent for once.
LITERALLY THIS
Is less than diamond really below average here? pls be honest, just for research purposes
What would you even be showing Widow on your computer? This sounds like a shitty writing prompt.
>Tracer- being the lovable autist she is- tries to bring Widowmaker's humanity back by showing her cute cat videos online, but accidentally bring up a video of a french woman with a strap-on pounding a skinny twink with an overrated ass.
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Does Talon have an office worker equivalent?
reaper probably just shows her mission reports, detailed plans for their next hit, linkin park music videos, various artworks depicting jack morrison in great pain or dying, and PoTGs that show off how manly and superior he is to Jack
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But he wasn't competent enough to gather the needed data to track them. How is going to find them?
How 2 become genius and master Sombra's spray pattern? How do I play her?