WRENCHING BEER

Inb4 some reddit faggot complains about how drinking "impairs motor skills" not all of us get wasted on half a tall boy senpai.

Whatever is outside. Very chill there.

i drink coffee while i work on cars.

esp hot coffee since its pretty much winter.

Stone IPA
Speakeasy Tallulah
Lagunitas New Dogtown

>live in America, home of thousands of great beers
>choose to drink generic piss water

Beer is bad for you.

Canadians

>tfw 19
M-mountain dew...

>tfw 19 in leaf
Come visit.

Bit of a drive from texasland

>not realizing there's a place for cheap, smooth beers

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cheap beer is a way of life and a rite of passage to becoming an ameriburger fucking kys hipster tripfag

St. Pauli girl's
Lagunitas red ipa
Sonoma Pear hard cider
and i whip out Kerry Gold liqueur when i work on Audis.
>mfw i get to do the timing chains on a 2010 s6
>calls for 30.7 hours
holy fucking shit im so fucked

I do, that's why I listed them

Maybe if you are a Hyundai lube tech, for actual wrenching you need actual beer

Customer pay or warranty? I bet people are destroying the book time on those for customer pay. The huge jobs are almost always beatable by a large margin.

I was actually gonna post this.

It's cheap, easy to obtain, I like the taste, and it doesn't get me drunk.

If I'm working on something I'm trying to relax, not get hammered.

warranty, barely has 50k miles on it.

>actual beer

top kek you sound like every elitist yuppie that visits one brewery and transforms into a hop snob.

if "actual beer" means it tastes like acetone then i'll stick with my fake beer tyvm.

also, kys tripfag.

why do people even drink beer. it tastes like piss.

High life, champagne of beers

Tasty

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>actually knowing what piss tastes like

This, Mike's Hard Ice, or Stella/Brooklyn/Amstel Light.

I have a sweet tooth and honestly don't like hoppy/dark beers.

Someone give me good shit to try. Live in California.

>Tfw enjoy everything on that list

Homebrew sahti usually, but since it just looks like suspicious brown liquid in a jug here's a picture of some fancy commercial stuff instead that's pretty good. It has a label and everything

Last engine build I would come home late from work, buy two 40s of Olde English, and get shit done with my buddy.

I think I spent more money on beer than I did on machine labor.
Its nicer to have a large, single beer, than a case

I usually drink shiner too.
I also get this sometimes whenever I can find it.

That looks delicious.

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Try Saint Archer white ale. It's like a Belgian triple, thick unfiltered ale.

The best shit though is Brother Thelonius. They only sell it in a cork bottle or 4 pack. Its unreal.

i have never been drunk when working on cars. Not that I don't want to but more of I probably couldn't get away with it. My neighbors are old white assholes who already hate me. I'm sure they would call the cops on me for even drinking a root beer in a bottle

Hmm yeah i understand some of those words

either a case of Yuengling or double fisting 40s of Colt 45

it still does, even if you think you're not impaired

the last time i drank beer and wrenched it took me twice as long to remove cotter pins. it's fun, but it doesn't work.

the only reason to drink beer and wrench is so you can call other people nu males and bitch boys

Pic related - but it's mostly the Alfa on the left (a regular pilsener) when I'm wrenching for a long time. The Quad, Bernardus and Kasteel are all 10+% - not exactly good for your fine motor skills.

Fuck m8 that's some expensive bier

just use 90deg pliers and a fucking rubber mallet you bitch boy

The pliers slipped off the pin you nu male cuck. Shit happens. Some road grease probably got on them.

Patrician taste comes at a price. It's probably like 15 EUR for those, so not THAT expensive - a single Westvleteren would probably cost more than the entire set I've got there. Got them for free after I put my grandma's winter tires on for her.

Those Quadrupels taste a bit grubby mate, really heavy stuff. You can really taste the alcohol in it too much imo. 8-10% ABV is hektik.

Belgian Golden ales, on the other hand, are the tastiest thing out

Diet Coke and Starter Fluid

>tfw doing an oil change while playing Edward 40hands
Never again

GUMTAPE DEATHMATCH!?

>not brake cleaner

I don't drink very often anymore but when I do it is typically Seahag or something else by New England Brewing Company. If you ever come to Connecticut definitely check them out, can find a couple of their beers in stores. Gotta go directly to the brewery though with a growler for the good stuff, They make a lot of beers that they only sell there.

Oh, don't come to Connecticut though its fucking disgusting.

Pbr when I can afford it. Hamm's otherwise.

Brewer here: Best beer to drink when working on a car is a pale ale

You will DIE without it

Beer is piss water for boys who need to compensate for their lack of manliness. I only drink what my car drinks.

this is my go to

desu i only drink when i want to get drunk

An insult to even the worst cider

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I read retching beer for some reason. made this thread a lot better

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peer

Drinking + precise work = constant rage