/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

Almost there: make your pictures not about staticnamers and you're golden

vox don't live on planets dummy they live on giant space ships

which would honestly be even cooler, raiding a fucking giant bird cruiser and fucking shit up

Looking to form a new metaclub.

Requirements:
>Must be willing to metacomm at all times.
>Must be smart enough to hide metacomms from admins.
>Must be willing to throw a bitchfit on the forums and the thread in the event one of us gets banned
>Must be willing to continue this bitchfit until the ban is revoked

One or two of us will have to apply to be admins for the sole purpose of keeping our circlejerk unbanned.

Members of our metaclub will enjoy immunity to bans, metacomms advantages, and the ability to have players banned if you dislike them.

Reply to this post to sign up.

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hmu

Looking to form a new metaclub.

Requirements:
>must play either a male (cute) or a male (trap)
>must be willing to play on Eros on occasion
>must be into BDSM
>must be opposed to modern metaclub practices of espionage and thread shitposting
>must not be retarded at medbay

What happened to Ailsa? Xhe was good fap material

Just fucking force random names
You'll all know who each other are by the gimmicks and snow flake appearance and talking styles and mannerisms

It would make everyone want to interact with others so theyre remembered by their actions and contributions to the station

I think we scared him off by posting him too much.

i never got to tell him i thought he was cute

What happened to that brown kid that played the brown girl?
Forget the ic name

>force randomnames
>completely and totally kill any roleplay left in the server guisze! ITS TOTALLY ABOUT THE ACTIONS AND SHIT HAHA I TOTALLY AM NOT FROM HIPPIE I LOVE ROLEPLAY YEAH

Go away Hippie.

github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12623#issuecomment-263596296

Check it bby

Zalika?

Metagrudges and snowflaking != roleplay

>muh static

I never see you,
I never see you
I never see you any more.

Come back, cutie, I think I'm into you.

No i think they were a mod at some point
Name started with an A

who are you into user
give names

you're an earthly comfort, yet so divine
yet so divine
i never see you, any more...

I just wanted to bend him over that surgery table.

2hotdogs?

Yes. The coderbus is literally fucking frothing at the mouth that parameds are able to make synthmeat from fridge pills.

POST CHEMS RANKING

Nope remember it now
Angelite?

for what

I did too. I would have done naughty textual things to that half androgynous, kinky motherfucker.

Not to mention he made playing medbay not all completely terrible.

He just stopped playing so much. He still comes around every once in a while.

All nasty stuff

good I hate that fag

Top five for bicar, antitox, derma and rye

>literally one of the best roleplayers, or players in general, that we have
>hate

Go away, Hippie.

lmao fuck off, he is one of the reasons why this cancer waifu shit plagues our server

>like angelite doesnt have problems

Fuck off shill and take your cult of personality with you

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>just this server

where do you think you are? waifu shitposting is a part of the seekrit four channel metaclub

lol wtf kinda name is "sean"

>secret

A real human bird bean name that was randomly generated

I always wanted to be in the middle of a hime/angelite train

>tfw feeding Avada a spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti sandwich in escape because you think she's AFK
>"Thanks, I love spaghetti."

Y-you too

Delet this. Never use volume pumps in distro.

It's another way of spelling Shaun lmao

that diona terrifies me, mainly because of how large it is

intredasting

why do you say that

who said that was distro?

I guess you could say that you dropped the spaghetti after they reacted.

What is your favorite nonhuman race conceptually?

I like Plasmamen, but I think they could've used a different name

I guess I have to say Dionaea.

Favorite tier: Plasmamen
Really fucking balanced tier: Diona
Sticky Tier: Slime
You get all the toys but you still want more you fucking nigger tier: Vox
Metagay tier: Gray
You need to go back tier: Frogmen, Catmen and Lizardmen

Plasmamen as a concept, but the sprites look pretty silly.

I like skrell.
I want to play as a skrell
please add roundstart skrell

The smiling helmet is the best part

>You hear a voice echo around you: HELP BEING SUCCD IN THEATRE URIST IS A LING HELP
>Ignore it entirely

>smiling

>I think they could've used a different name
Phorondudes?

>le ebin pink skeleton of free hardsuit
great concept

It's PURPLE

Use passive gates to avoid over pressure and digutal valves to let more pass at once, and if you are fancy you can set up an AAC to it to let more through if needed.

oh yes excuse me:
the awful shitter-bait race of PURPLE skeletons in free hardsuits but wait!!! if you remove their hardsuit you get bant ',:^)

Daily reminder that Mommis are the most powerful race on the station.

Remnants?
Infernals?
Husked?

its so satisfying ignoring birbs and grays when they yell for help

Edgy

lmao I shitpost about everything in the thread in a vain attempt to fill the massive gaping hole in my life but it never works and yet I keep trying in an endless cycle of shitposting ;^))

I beat a mommi to death with a MOP and a flash two days ago.

They are a race condemned to suffer and are (lorevirgin wise) supposed to become suicidal when their suits are removed, I think they deserve an edgy name

They are literally undead and decaying plasma-mixed fleshy bones that are held together by some kind of plasma wizardry

MoMMI's a cute.

Slime person, it technically has a big weakness to it but it greatly benefits/helps at one job making it a useful race. Slimes are also cute. CUTE. Free insulated gloves plus is also nice

Fair point.

Medbay dream team?

>Chief Medical Officer: Patrick Bateman
>Medical doctor: Yahir Kepplinger
>Nurse: Annie Rodgers
>Virologist: Rail Kinson

The joke is it's more of a nightmare team

t. mommi

How do you saw off a double barrel?

Apply circular saw to shotgun.

by shooting yourself

I think it needs to be unloaded first and then you take a circular saw to it while its on the floor.

I did that one time and it just shot me in the face.

It also kept doing it while it was unloaded too.

put the gun in your mouth and then shoot it

Try doing it while it's on a table instead of in your hand.

with a saw, duh

You missed the "i'll saw your limbs if you don't help in medbay" retard

github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/12002

Should we add a surgical table and switchtool to Box Security Medbay?

No. Thats an emegrncy infirmary. Actual medbay doesnt start with switch tools they require research.

No. Sec Medbay is used for first-aid, it's not meant to be a complete alternative to actual Medbay.

Should we add vox trader access to all interior doors on the Vox Outpost?

In game vote:
Yes (13 votes)
No (11 votes)

If no, if it is limited to a single set of entrance doors leading into the interior Vox side of the tradepost acceptable?

No, add torture implements instead.

>Deff's brig medbay features a single advanced medkit, which is pretty dope for quickly patching someone up at the brig without having to drag them all the way to medbay. It'd be nice if the other brigs featured something similar, or perhaps featured something of their own, like a surgery table with tools, or a bottle of assorted pills, or a welder and wires for robotic limbs, or just something to set them apart.

Do you have any alternative suggestions for Box Medbay or do you believe it should be left "as is"?

Playing security is already torture enough I could never do more than what sec endures.

I would say a table yes, but not a switch tool. Implant removal or implanting items in cavities could be nice.