League of legends general /lolg/

Death to all Support Champs?

Post lewd!

does darius have a silence

If the relationship between Zaun and Piltover is supposed to be a political and social commentary between greedy wealthy vs the hardworking poor and the greed of the 1st world vs the exploitation of the 2nd and 3rd world, then Ionia's conflicts will criticize the bullshit of Asia's isolationist views and backwards/mentally unhealthy social customs and """honorraburu""" beliefs that the elite enforce upon the common citizen to keep them in their place.

tldr; Ionia's "peaceful" ways of "balance" and "honor" and "harmony" are just bullshit to delude the masses and keep them in line so that they can be good little hardworking drones for the shadowy cabals that overrun their political system.

From what we know, the only ones who're truly in the real know of Ionia's corruption and have experienced it first-hand are Zed, Syndra, Jhin and Yasuo. It's no coincidence that all four of them are outcasts to their society, and that all four of openly state their distaste for Ionia's politics/beliefs/culture/honor system for the fact that the strict and corrupt society ruined their lives and drove all of them off into the deep end.

It's even more suspicious that 3 of them came from very strict families with invalidating (and in Jhin's potential case, maybe even abusive) parental figures; very reminiscent of younger asian kids and people who have to deal with requests of strict parents. Also the fact that Yasuo's own brother had to disown and kill him reminds me of the dumb family disowning acts that east-asians do if like, one of their kids happens to get a C on a test or some stupid shit.

They're buffing Garen.

Also Darius is cooler.

no just janna.

Thresh needs buffs, they should make the missile speed of his Q faster.

Boys being girls, being girls being boys

tl;dr

No JUST Janna mains. Not Janna. Just her mains.

Does this mean I get to see girls packing huge veiny cocks?

Reminder to serve your emperor!

Liars. We all know Supports need to die.

Okay.

Thankfully I main Taric. He is literally freelo.

Theyre buffing him in a way that wont matter at all. 25% armor shred isnt whats holding darius back and darius even has that non conditionally

I mean, if you want to go look that up for yourself, sure.

does nami have a vagina?

A fish version, yes.

She's a mammal so yes.

isn't tt ranked a joke?
their challengers should be a joke too
a plat from 5v5 can get challenger on 3v3 i believe

i believe you can only anal a fish

Any cheese builds on Vi? I'm sick of building triforce eery time I mean it works but it's boring as hell

does vilemaws have pusspuss?

dolphin pussy?

>tfw playing against a real thresh main

this champ is so fucking bullshit

I just tried to host one and no one joined

they were all master in soloq and one was challenger in all queues

Or Nami just shits out her eggs for you to fertilize.
This.

if i don't get to play on Michael J Fox's team i'm going to int

Fish have cloaca.
They shit and breed from the same hole
Has this ever actually been stated?
I genuinely don't know.

>tfw you play against anyone who mains their champion

Fuck you kid, you deserve to lose.

youtube.com/watch?v=dFII2hKpduo
>Starcraft pylons ward
Nice

Give me tips on how to play fish. Goat and Gems man main.

>playing FFXV
>go to rest at an inn
>hear Yasuos voice from the innkeep
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm taking that as a yes. All league girls are futas now. Well Except Janna. That shitter has nothing between her legs. no cock no vagina, just a flat spot. Fuck Janna.

>someone actually turned my semi-serious lore post into a pasta
>they're posting it every thread now

why tho

sorry
most of us are on at night

>Fish have cloaca.
>They shit and breed from the same hole
So Nami is shit.
ADCs suppose to hate their Supports. Not love them.

Functional, and viable~

educate

the

masses

you sure it wasn't akihiko from persona 3?

REMINDER

the only thing wrong about fucking animals is that they are not on the same level of intelligence as you thus its predator and they cant consent

>HARKNESS TEST
HARKNESS TEST
>HARKNESS TEST
HARKNESS TEST
>HARKNESS TEST

2+2=5
TAKE THE PATH INBETWEEN THE CROSSROAD
RED PILL YOURSELF NOW
FIND ENLIGHTENMENT
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
THE FURFAG IS YOUR BROTHER
THE GENTLE CLOPPER SHALL SUFFER NO LONGER!
YOUR BODY IS HONEST WITH ITSELF SO WHY ARENT YOU?
WAKE UPPPP!!

Why are all the non janna support players calling death for janna players?

>tfw no irl sona waifu

Poke with W in lane, buff adc with E, don't miss Q, build spooky ghosts, initiate team fights with R

Congrats you're a Nami main

ADCs love their junglers!

Best girl.
Best pussy.
Best wife.

>walk into your room
>see this

What do?

>playing against people who main a champion with over 200k experience and a mastery 7 icon

Is there a worse fear when it comes to lane match ups?

EXECUTE HER

Don't miss your bubble

Splish splash

That's literally it

Your w costs a shitload of mana so go easy on it but it is your trade tool in lane, only E your adc if you know for a fact he'll auto, otherwise save the mana or cast it on yourself. Eye of the watchers, redemption situational.

Shame that artist isn't kicking around anymore.
Loved his style.

>the only thing wrong about fucking animals is that they are not on the same level of intelligence as you thus its predator and they cant consent

IDK

When a dog is humping your leg, that means he wants to fuck, right?

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they are jealous because they don't win as much as us

>People who play their rank 7 200k mains in normals

Fuck off I'm trying to learn Karthus

Give her some pajamas, make hot cocoa and ask her what kind of show she wants to watch, then cuddle on the couch.

Lolicon.
Reject the weather slut.

I want to double date with swimming lulufag

A guy with a mastery 7 tahm tried to lane against me top
Shit all over him.

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Are all threads like this

this

animals can consent

Heavily impregnate

yes

don't forget eggs

also watching tv and to a less extent movies and anime is for pleb

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

stormcloaks or imperials lolg

Janna mains are the Yasuo mains of the support world. Shitters who play a braindead champ but still fuck it up.

BKB in league when

Speaking of drawfags, how does it make you feel /lolg/ to know even bandle is sick of your shit

not at all surprised

Imperials.

Always side with the faction that has more/legitimate power. You get better rewards and have an easier time of things.

It's not about what you watch, it's about spending time together just relaxing and maybe talking a bit about stupid things that happen in the show.

tfw I will never find someone to do this with

those are tresh main

Imperials.

Stormcloaks were just a political tool for the Altmer.

Not surprised when one or two autists from the inner circle decide to ruin it for everybody

>tfw I will never find someone to do this with
why, you can find one of the hundred of million plebs who watch tv

No Thresh is the Vayne of supports.

POST GURO SMUT
POST LEONA GURO SMUT

Actually, bard mains are the yasuo mains of the support world

but user those are thresh mains
janna mains are the lux mains of bot lane

Imperials because siding with the stormcloaks is how you get skyrim and potentially the empire destroyed

You mean like they did with Jinxanon?

Totally cool... fucking buzzkills.

There's no better feeling in league than someone popping off in all chat and then winning with the comeback. People feel themselves a little to hard in the early game then look fucking stupid when they get dumpstered.

Did something happen with her?

bwong XD

but lux mains are the lux mains of bot lane

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These are Thresh mains user.