Dota 2 General - /d2g/

a fucking leaf

>Redditors whining about hiding recent matches
>Because supposedly "Hero spammers watch prodota and win against their (((hard counters))) because of it"

haha and that site is the LEADING DEVELOPER OF DOTA 2

dotard dick

goodmorning 'lag

yes im a fucking leaf, just wanna seek other canadians in here and chill and play and talk

THIS OP IS SO SHIET!
youtube.com/watch?v=3D3bjCJkxwY

FORCESTAFF
>800 cast range
>600 push distance
>20 CD

"""UPGRADE""" HURRICANE PIKE
>800 cast range (ON ALLY)
>600 push distance (ON ALLY)
>400 cast range (ON ENEMIES)
>450 push distance (ON ENEMIES, usually towards safety)
>14sec cd

what did they mean by this

>arteezy will never stream with his webcam on regularly
>he will never actively vocalize his thought processes and explain his actions
>he will never keep the meme music to a minimum

sigh

EE does those things at least

he usually does that after a lan

ee is an unattractive sperg though

shut up retard

no gays allowed

EE is a doodoo-head dummy.

>Nothing is more satisfying than killing the enemy courier right outside their fountain
how do u do it?

Yes! Why not, silly user

Wat is warding?

TP with Furion after seeing the enemy using their courier.

Stop bullying one of the prettiest faces of Dota 2.

monkeyking isn't even in the game yet, how can anyone bully him

didnt cloud 9 teach you anything

Why am I always paired with 3 stack shitters? Why can't I get paired with 3 stacks that are actually good?

>tfw you don't want to sleep but also don't want to be awake

hm

penis in vagina ahaha

>They call themselves "talent".
>When practically every person with 7k MMR interviews better, casts better, predicts drafts better, interprets strategies better.

Fucking "talent" my ass, parasite shits

dota scene needs a purge

>meta is pick the most annoying heroes that have innate escapes and farm your AFK gold into a meme sceptre that lets you push without being harmed
im done

which sceptre?

>code geass gets third season

is there anything japan WONT ruin

>implying it won't be better than R1 and R2

lelouch on suicide watch

>have techies on my team
>lose

really gets the noggin' joggin'

what if i sound cute
okay is there a group or something i can join

Wow. I actually checked and the stupidity there is amazing.
>Wah wah I can't claim an effortless win against someone who's already crippled by only being able to play one hero
I'm so fucking glad Valve did this.

The less Valve will bother with that site the better. Fuck 'em.

>inb4 how do you read rabbit then xd
It's the only up2date news site about dota2

Lelouch never died tho

Fortunately, this seems to be something that Valve won't change no matter how much Reddit whines about it, because it's in the interest of player privacy (and the post itself is masked under all the visa drama).

Battlecup was completely fucked because of this.

>7k players are normal people with social skills

kys yourself

We already have one and he's basically the shittiest "talent" member that was only bearable when they pigeonholed him into a role that could be done by a 5 year-old.

case in point
doturd sperg

Every single procaster in Summit was better than any non-procaster.

Hank yourself. Dota 2 "talent" has no excuse to call itself "talent" with their dog shit level of skill

5 years from now
>EE hosts the major.jpg

>6.89 will be Dota 2 subreddit first Official balance patch

he meant like an ethnic cleansing except with shit casters being purged

EE won't be retiring in 5 years

dota has been balanced by reddit for over a year

t. fanboy

Give me a hero that I can first pick every game and carry with up to 5k mmr

omniknight

>purge dedicates his life to dota2
>is now 4k mmr
>slacks is 5k

Brewmaster

omniknight

idk, I kind of understand purge because in this meta it feels like I can't carry at all anymore and the entire game is decided by the draft

went from 5k to 3k since 6.88

AA

/ourguy/ donger is online

send help pls

Empire Twitter Guy Giving New Boston Major Host Alex "Machine" Richardson Some Advice for Hosting Dota 2

hello pol

>implying I'm a /pol/cuck or from stormfag central
????

Purge could probably buy a 6k account and stay there.

his fanbase consists of you

hey guys
how about we hold an international dota event in usa
so at least ten players can't even get there due to visa issues
would be so cool right guys

if you cannot make it to the best country in the world you don't deserve to play dota 2 in the best country in the world

I understand why you meant what you posted but that was purely rude man

...

Hey!

There are people on Reddit who will go to the ends of the earth to defend Valve anytime someone calls them out on their bullshit. The fact of the matter is, the Visa situation comes up every single Valve event. They've had years to change the invite procedure, timetables, etc. and still people are rushing for visa interviews at the last minute, or documents aren't sent or whatever.

The game's a mess. Buggy features from source 1 as well as the rubbish matchmaking system. Low pri as a punishment isn't a punishment at all since >>you're still able to play the game even though you're a shitter

hey

He's still 5.8k solo while his party's 4.8. FWIW it's really easy to go down in party since you get queued with 7/8ks there. Slacks is 5k solo and Omniknight wins games so it's people framing the story to suit themselves. He's still objectively a good player, just not a great player.

mira's so cute when she smiles

>Zai_0880.jpg
do you really have almost nine hundred pics of zai?

>dotards will defend this item
>literally everyone buys it because lolfreemobility
>some heroes forced to use it to be useful at all

Do you know where you are?

please leave reddit

yes, and the collection will grow with true sight ep 2.
also more gifs

can these 2 form a tier one team?

sure, who would join them?

they both play the same position so no
also both of them are terrible captains and non-support captains are rare and most of them are shitty

zai can play offlane

I used to think he was pulling our collective legs
but the images just keep coming..
It's kind of scary, really

didn't thought about that huh
ppd as pos 5
shadow as carry
arteezy as mid player so they disband after half of the year and don't dominate dota scene

>tfw hour and a half of suffering against techies
Holy shit kill me, we won, but holy shit kill me

Please return to /r/LeagueOfLegends/

>pick batrider, luna, shadow demon, tide hunter, dazzle
>win game in 20m

it adds fun________ to the game

>watching Stream full screen
>hear Steam message
>finally someone is inviting me to play something
>it was from the stream

who would play with a shitter like you ahah

gyehehehe

how do i vanilla dota

>unit sounds off
>graphics all the way down besides textures and fps limit
>no items
>no huds
>no announcers
>no courier

what else

What the fuck??

>sd + luna is a thing
>sd + medusa is not

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