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>$13,000 for a transmission
good ol commodores

VT, $3500 and this was the first service. The exterior is mint.

how many ks? 3.8, 5.0 or 5,7?

Just save up cunt and get a Datto, you won't regret it if you know how to look after it.

Where you at? Went for a cruise today and saw all the destruction, CFS blokes really earned their maccas last night, we had 150 year old tall ass gumtrees go over in the main street.

>buy a Commodore they said
Said no one I know of ever.

carsales.com.au/private/details/_/SSE-AD-4348966

had no idea that the xt could come in v8

Think they where the first ones to get the 5.4L if I remember correctly

>$3,500 for a VT

You got fucked over big time.

Roughly 210,000 with the 5.0

sounds like you just got a lemon
bad luck mate
either that or the po hid the issues/you're a dumbcunt

How did the fuck up the look so bsd from the E series to the AU?

The B series were good, but christ, the AU's are literal Ford America tier.

boys i highly recommend throwing an exhaust spacer on a tj wrangler

I'll never get why some cunt would willingly buy an AU, god they look so fucking shithouse.

>muh sunglass holder

>Ford America tier.

American's will drive any kind of shit sandwich

>estimated cost of a new transmission is $13k

Farrrrrk

those prices are astronomical, that is a textbook example of being ripped off

Anyway, falcons are better

T. Falcunt

thats a pretty good deal, and its a good sleeper

but chances are its the 3v engine rather than the more powerful 4v engine, but it still matches the output of the I6 turbo regardless

28st for WAT WA

Don't forget
Best Australia Meet at Motorplex
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D R I N K M E E T

confirmed attendants:
FalconDouce
Anonymous
ThatGermanGuy

possible guests of honor:
SA's Anonymous

DATE: Some time before JAN 11
post what fits with best with your neetlyfe
LOCATION: None yet, suggest something
Blacking out not required but recommended

I'll be there

show me where i can buy a 120y for 200 bucks

please, i beg of you

Look at your local Foodland/IGA advertisement boards.

EIGHT HUNDRED AND TWENTY DOLLARS FOR A FUCKING TRANNYSUMP GAKSKET. IS THIS CUNT RETARDED

spoke with the missus, we can just do a big piss up and bbq.(if no ones an asshole)
BUT we live south of perth, and i know how many of feel about that.

You are being jibbed so fucking hard here

ill be checking those now

HAHAHAHA holy shit

why do people buy commodores if theyre this fucking expensive to maintain?

Thats what you get for buying a lemon and taking it to a mechanic to fix. Fix it yourself you lazy cunt

youtube.com/watch?v=_BJItHuZCG8

>Not even december
>Christmas music is playing everywhere
Fuck me, the next month and a half is going to be hell. We seriously need a november holiday like thanksgiving to save us from this madness.

All smiles.

She can slay my cock any time.

Pour one out for the poor cunts working in retail that will have their bells jingled for the next 50 days

It usually starts from the beginning of November man, it's disgusting.

Always one big fucking holiday for big business.

muh dick

F to all my working brothers.

Its disgusting. But sometimes running holidays into the ground has advantages, like the fact that I can get hotcross buns nearly year round now

Whats a nice poster place in melbourne? I want this printed for my wall.

On the topic of rusty 240z's, what's the best way to replace the fuck-rusted steel behind the dogleg?
ie where the red arrows are pointing.
I already have a new rocker/sill panel and dogleg panel waiting

pic related, my jalopy 240

It takes a good hour and then some to get to the plex when I finish work, so what's a good time to arrange for all of us to get there sort of at the same time?

can one of you cunts sell me on the BMW r nine t

If you've got one, or test ridden one or had a friend whos had one fill me the fuck in on how good or bad it is

Can't wait for a Perth summer, i"m gagging for it

>Cut it out completely, clean up any rust as well underneath
>Cut your replacement panel to suit the gaping hole it now has
>Tack weld it in, apply adjustment with hammer to get it right
>MIG weld the rest once its good, grind off excess surface welds
>thin layer of bog over the top and sand it smooth, primer the lot

In that case I'd recommend supporting the weight of the vehicle on stands around the area as it will 'bend' under the weight of the car itself and that area is somewhat structural I think on a 240

not my car m8 but if you'd have scrolled down a few posts you would've been pleased to see i did the coolant :^)

Bought this lil beauty, 2000 Corolla.
Pretty pleasant to drive, simple enough.
Not liking that red transparent fake spoiler thing but can't be bothered to remove it.
Anybody know where I can get a nice clean of interior in Sydney? Some parts of the interior are... sticky and I don't think a wet rag can fix it.

Noice. I got a white nonhatchback one of them. Makes a good A -> B.

Is it a manual?

any of you cunts ever hire an escort?

Me dad had one, fucking good times, once let me have a spin once and I blew her head. Coolant everywhere

Of course manual, auto is for pussies.

Gonna be my daily car and a car to everywhere. But yeah, mostly to work and college.

I had a Mk1, fun cars. Not for hire though- get a camry

Nice cunt, need that manual to really harness the power of that 1.8L race engine

>BMW r nine t
what

Tried getting it detailed?

Could go to a wreckers and pick up whatever bits you need.

A spoiler like pic related would make the rear end look a little better imo

>Pinecone Throat told me not to be a Cockhead

I feel Blessed.

Based, is that your dick he signed?

>implying

Sadly no, back side of a sticker I got when I ordered a Borry shirt.

Ex-Soup-Ex-Ninja might be in attendance.

Or if you do a cruise to/from perhaps.

Currently driving a VE Commodore as a daily driver, thing is the biggest hunk of crap I've ever been in

I can do that one. It's not bad actually.

The quad headlight one though. Makes my dick retract to form an antirection

5500rpm dumps and sticky tyres don't mix kids

What did you do now you dumb cunt? Please not be fucked

Also, you still got the footage of that skidline with the original way too big turbo on it?

$0.50 says it's the diff

shitty photo but this is a uni joint
well, was

still has the same turbo, just with the haltech and tune it spools 2krpm lower

I see you are a betting man too.

$1000 on it being a U joint

Jesus....

Ah damn, I was close though.
Hey, least they're cheaper than a diff

How do I discourage fucking in the area around of me. My sister and her bf are going at it again and everytime I bang on their wall and shit they just play coy and pretend nothing happened.

Is it time for the Webcam hidden in her room prank?

Move outta home? Tell your parents?
Hire a hooker, bring her home and do teh same to her?

The annoying bit is that I spent 1k getting the unis redone a few months ago.

Fuck it was funny though
>definitely didn't rip a huge bake earlier in the night, deluxe skid

>parked up at spot later on chatting shit
>some guys turn up and are cutting huge hoops on the main road
>we go watch and chat shit with them
>old mate skids his autech S15 into a pole (comedy)

>we go to leave

>spool up on 2step
>dump it
>doesn't skid (which is what I wanted, don't want to be illegal)
(in hindsight that was probably the damaged uni from earlier not transferring enough power to break traction)
>need to look cool, nail throttle, dump clutch (to not do a skid)
>BANG
>no more forwards

>get out of car, look underneath
>end of driveshaft is just sitting on the ground

What a night.

From here, I can replace a uni joint for $140 and hope that with new subframe bushings it doesn't go pop again.
Or get a single piece shaft, however if I end up going RB25 gearbox it needs to be modified
So I could do a 25 box conversion with custom single piece to suit and be like 3k in the hole.

Jesus, what a night

My current 'to fix' list is-
>rocker cover gaskets
>2 driveshaft carry bearings
>rear diff input seal
>drive and acc belts
>top end engine mount

This is on top of $1000 bucks worth of new tyres... so I kind of feel the pain, well I will feel the pain when the parts get here sometime next week

>Hire a hooker, bring her home and do teh same to her?
Thanks dat. This is why I always come to you with my dumb questions

Play something obnoxious and stupid with your speakers up against the wall. Maybe The Wiggles or The Teletubbies, it has to be something so retarded and weird that it will be too distracting.

Or play some Death Grips really loud. OH SHIT IM FEELIN IT.

>hire a hooker

This, bonus points for making as much noise as possible.

walk in on them, if the doors locked just knock loudly at it, ask her if she wants a glass of freshly squeesed orange juice (you will have to squeese it yourself) but it's worth it.

this too. just go by and knock and ask if they want anything and do it constantly. or tell your mum that your sister needs to talk to her and she has to go by her room but do it after you've knocked and annoyed them a few times so she'll snap at your mother and get in shit for getting mad.

It seems like every once in a while we have an absolute kick-off night

/r/ing that dude who farts on his wall

did you put too much glue on the wheels m8

German Industrial metal music is about as unromantic as it gets.
No one will want to fuck, but they might fight!

How bent is the S15?
I guess in some ways you're kind of lucky the prop didn't decide to go rape the shit out of your floorpan

...

>tfw gfs roommate used to make noise and shit all the time
>came by her place one night with a plan
>Nazi march music, soviet choir music and Margret Thatcher speeches on loop at maximum volume
>bass all the way up on the massive speakers i brought over
>walls would vibrate intensely with the music and would hit at random with speeches if a word starting strong with a B or P or something
>roommate would typically come out and bang on gfs door for a while to make us turn it off but we never did
>eventually roommate would bang her bf at a hotel or his parents place

He just tapped into a street sign and chipped some paint.
Dude was trying to do hektik manjis and loops and stuff in an autech.... It was just embarrassing watching him be out of control

THIS
DO THIS

trips! you gotta do it user you pussy

>not playing DA VE

>tfw no 80s mercedes
>tfw the song got pulled from his site

Feinflug!
Its basically all that
youtube.com/watch?v=SzFHUbRNiKM

Nissan and Subaru stuck way too much Treetonium in their engine blocks, anything looking like a tree they'll be magnetically attracted to

>Nissan and Subaru stuck way too much Treetonium in their engine blocks, anything looking like a tree they'll be magnetically attracted to
That explains why my dick is so attracted to nissans.

Must be a different isotope of Treetonium in the subarus. No magnetic or sexual attraction to be found

post your to fix lists cunts
>replace leaking grommet
>change fan belt
>change CAS
>change brake pads/fluid
>get windscreen replaced
guess my car lads

Do most cunts ride their dirtbikes unregistered on trails or is it heavily policed? I want to get a lil bike to throw around on trails but none of them are registered, nor do they seem to be registerable. I dont own any property big enough to ride it around either.

Reminds me
>be child
>over older mate's house
>his parents went out
>he drops his pants and spreads his ass cheeks on floorboards
>lets a slow gradual fart out
>we all laugh
>he laughs "huehuehue, it sounds like a motorbike"
>does it several times until he has to mop the floor

>Rebuild front forks with fresh seals and oil
>New chain and sprockets
>Bleed rear brake since I forgot to do it when I did the front
>New throttle cable
>Fix leaky header gasket
Everytime I check something off my list another thing is added to the bottom. Keeps me busy at least

fuck me
>slightly low oil pressure
>tapping top end
>loping idle speed, nearly stalling from going too low
>suspected stretched timing chain
>find missing coolant, but no leaks
>uni joints
>tighten steering components
guess my car