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KILL YOURSELF FOR MISSING THE $DRYS MOONING EDITION

"And So It Begins....The Great Pump'n'Dump Of Our Time!" edition
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Is there any reason not to do this?

first four letters of my ID is the new meme stock

>$200 of DRYS last week is now worth $1600

FUCKING KILL US ALL

catching a falling knife

I'm starting to fucking hate ustocktrade and I only just started with it.

>stock is currently 40, put in limit order for 40.1
>stock fills at 40.1
>stock instantly drops to 38
>sell
>stock rises to 42

what the fuck is this shit

while your at it do you wanna buy my Enron and SunEdison Solar stock too?

never try to catch a falling knife

When does the cliff come in on drys surely this valuation wont hold right?...right?

from a brief look at their website, it's not actually interacting with any real markets right?

ustocktrade.com/learn-how-we-do-it/

i think you are just trading with other ustocktrade users using real market data. seems bad

Anyone holding onto AMD with until January?

You fuckers think you're always right
The 52 week high is in the 200's so there's a lot of room for this stock to grow:

>never try to catch a falling knife
yeah buy DRYS like I did if you want to catch a moon mision

me btw

STEM?
INFI?

>couldn't buy dry's at 9.00$ because I'm switching brokers.

fuckity fuck everything

Did anyone actually see the Nvidia spike coming?

Palatin moon mission tomorrow

Why?

What do you guys mean by "moon"?

In for 200 Bob

>Q1 Fiscal Year 2017 Financial Results Press Release 11/15/2016 at 7:30 a.m. ET

can a non-premarket pleb still get on the moon at 9:30 ?

like launching a rocket UP to the moon

ER report, and company looking to sell and has documented offers of a buyout

HTBX moon mission within next 3 weeks

Did the GEVO plane fuckin crash or what?

The stock price grows so fast and high that it breaches the roof and blows our minds. Like DRYS today

hold for a little bit or get out now, that's your options

>Palatin
Okay user.

I lost $150 of my $500 recently being a poorfag, inb4 I should save I'm going to buy this meme.

In the name of meme magic, I will trust you.

Threw some down on DVAX. Tomorrow may be a good day.

PRAISE KEK

jesus christ to I invest in DRYS? Will this be the ceiling or will it explode again?

NNA

As always, but this might be moon mission now!

Should I dump my DRYS and go for Palatin or hold it and hope it reaches the 50's tomorrow?

Only 6 minutes to make a decision

where is it going to go?

definitely explode

lock your gains and buy something tomorrow

>post ends in 89
>bought at .5589
P R A I S E K E K

This is a complete gamble. Call me an idiot I don't care, at this point I really don't have much to lose. Its a few hundred bucks.

JOIN ME ON THE MOON MISSION

WE HAVE NO TIME

Dear anons,

If this works I'm continuing my accounting degree studies and will literally make meme magic a form of investment as an accredited CPA accountant.

I cant decide for you.Just remember how mericful Kek has been this year

but it's still moving fuuuuuuck

sold my AKS at 8.26, to buy $200 PTN

i feel like i've been missing out on too many moon missions. I doubted the original DRYS poster because I thought selling ships meant they were getting ready to close up shop.

I'll trust the moon man tonight.

>the Drys shares I had are now worth $2000. And managed to lose $50 on them.

The biz way

...

Why didn't you buy it instead of typing that question and asking? Market closed 30 seconds ago

I made it

time to see if I kill myself tomorrow or not

sorry I'm new. ended up buying it though

Don't worry, we can celebrate together, I'm only 650 shares in.

Gonna wake up at 7:00am just for this press release on the earnings.

Good time to sell anons? After 10%? The last time I held until 7% and then it tanked and I lost $150 so I'm really like a chicken at this point. And chickens get slaughtered. I don't wanna get slaughtered.

Hello good goys,

I've shilled $PTN for quite sometime now, and I'm here to tell you that you dump this garbage ASAP. I was 100% wrong, the drugs is not effective and no one wants it, and the volume is not good.

looking for guidance since I literally just threw $500 at a stock I know nothing about which looks like it's had no movement for almost a month

Holy fuck the one day I'm not on this shit all day in would have chased it too fuck my ass I'm fucking done

Jokes on you I'm poor AND dead inside

MOON OR BUST

And by bust I mean raging internal fire in the engine compartment leading to an explosion. Pic related.

SPAGETT

if PTN doesn't moon tomorrow then i'm gonna be pissed
i could've bought into DRYS today

>already down 3% in 10 minutes AH

Kek has abandoned us

>doubting kek

Even IF it tanks, which it WONT, it would be our fault, for not having faith.

Good job you fucking fags, you might have just doomed us. Pray to K E K to undo your sins.

AH doesn't matter

Memed once again by gevo

>tfw can't buy PTN or DRYS because robinhood is taking forever to authorize my account and I'm not with another broker
I finally got a response from their support team today. Hopefully it works tomorrow. Please/praise kek.

>implying you should buy a stock the day after it rockets up 200%

did you not see what happened to NVDA today?

I'll most likely wait for DRYS to correct itself. Hopefully it decides to explode again. I know NVDA jumped over 20% the other day. Haven't checked today.

Literally down 50% on the year thanks to jnug and now gevo 22yo started with 1k I'm just going all in on AMRS with 500 bucks

was a a lot more active today, kinda suprised, thought everyone lost their money and bailed

At least you didn't lose as much as me on UVXY in 1 month

Gun unloaded. Magazine on the ready.

It dropped about 5% today. Thank god I sold at market open before that dip

Does Robinhood take 3 days or 3 business days to verify your account?

After fucking up with JNUG and GEVO, your plan to correct this is to go all in on AMRS? Are you retarded? What about AMRS makes you think they'll do anything good at all?

ITT: Watching millennials squander wealth on mindless, fruitless speculation

Robinhood was a mistake t. Google 2016

Anything anywhere that says 3 days assume 3 business days

Anyone notice hang seng closed at 22,222.22?

Kek has shown us a sign

Made 21,7% ( 11700€) in 6 weeks with a quite diversified portfolio.

Is it really that easy to get cash?

Fuck you I'll fucking sue

>Squander wealth
>Make over $5000 on DRYS
>Sell off
Yeah it's fruitless alright

What did you invest in

Idk just got a good feeling about this one

Guys, a question about candlestick charts...

Is it worth learning all the patterns (i.e. will it help with trading), or are the patterns themselves just an elaborate meme? I'm getting the feeling they seem more useful for post-trading hindsight 20/20 circlejerking.

GEVO earnings report call is amazing. They have an agreement with LUFTHANSA. MOON IT UP NIGGERS

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just got this
hopefully kek will grant me gainz

>gevo
oh god

please don't worship false idols. kek will strike our memes down

Will drys continue its break upwards where is the cliff

September 7th news

already going over the cliff

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You either get Kek's female form or you don't.
$1000 is a drop in the hat for the blessing of a god

this is why you lose money

I was promised an ER for NXTD today. Where the fuck is it?

not until the 18th kek

There is hope in sight for AMRS bagholders

I know then when I start losing money I just get angry and dare the stock to go even lower and it always does

What happened

Source? Couldn't find it with google

Where Are you seeing gevos earning report? I doesnt seem to have been reported yet?

>dat AH
Kek has abandoned us!

I was right about WFM a month ago. guaranteed 5% gains in a few trading days. You can hop on now and sell near the 52 week high.

Why can't I sell BANC?

Fool.

Do not doubt the mysteries of K E K.

AH means nothing. When the earnings are reported tomorrow, he will send us to the moon. When the press conference happens, we will move to the stars.

P R A I S E.

NVM, found it

>Gevo (NASDAQ: GEVO) reported Q3 EPS of ($0.09), in-line with the analyst estimate of ($0.09). Revenue for the quarter came in at $6.9 million versus the consensus estimate of $9.12 million.

Better than past reports but hardly amazing

What are analysts estimates based off of? And why are they so important to playing a stock ER?

Drys a fucking Greek shipping company. You guys are going to get taken to the bone zone soon.

Its actually ridiculous. The reason it rose by 800% in the past week is apparently because they sold a few of their ships to pay off their massive debt. Iike WTF how is that good news? If they sell their source of income to pay off debt how is that good news?

AND IF THE BAND YOU'RE IN STARTS PLAYING DIFFERENT TUNES

I'LL SEE YOU ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

OH YE OF LITTLE FAITH:
Even if its good, be wary, its AH. AH almost never matters.

ATTENTION:

WE ARE PREPARING FOR LAUNCH

ALL THOSE ON BOARD PTN PLEASE PACK YOUR FROZEN TENDIES AND ICECREAM IN YOUR SUITS RIGHT NOW

Remember that space ice cream stuff? I really enjoyed it I wanna buy in bulk

>why would you buy DRYS at $9 its at its peak
>why would you buy DRYS at $13 its at its peak
>why would you buy DRYS at $19 its at its peak
>why would you buy DRYS at $24 its at its peak
>why would you buy DRYS at $28 its at its peak
>why would you buy DRYS at $34 its at its peak

Forgive me Kek, I have sinned