Look in mirror

>look in mirror
>person behind you is texting

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>traffic starts moving again
>accelerate back up to around 80
>looks to my right
>guy has his phone literally 3 inches away from his face
>is on tinder whilst on the highway
I hope the "23x more likely to get into an accident" when using mobile device really pans out.

>At the intersection in front of walmart
>You see someone turning left without looking

>driving box truck for work
>merging onto the freeway
>its one of those ramps that you have to get over really fast since it merges into an existing lane
>look over
>girl in an suv is the only person in the lane, needs to move
>getting pretty close to the freeway, need to get over
>shes still driving next to me
>alrightiwarnedu.gif
>start moving over, driving in two lanes
>getting closer and closer to her car
>she also drives in two lanes and floors it
>mfw successfully merging on the freeway without having to slam on my brakes

>really cute girl walking by almost makes you crash

>Stuck in traffic
>Woman to the right is creeping along and putting makeup on at the same time
>Woman to the left is eating a bowl of cereal and driving with her knees

>Driving while texting
>Nothing bad happens
>Not even close to something bad happening
You guys are retarded.

"I eat mercury once a week and nothing happens so it can't be that dangerous"

There is no law that says you have to move over for merging traffic, it was up to you to time it properly, not be a bully.

>brake check them
>due to local laws, they're at fault
>get the rear bumper & muffler replaced for cheap by a friend who works at the body shop
>actually save money even though your premiums go up a little
>mfw

>I don't know how to merge

>be poor and almost out of money
>t-bone Saturn in 2 year old almost paid off fiesta
>buy another new shitbox from chevy with huge down payment
>bank balance goes up three grand anyway
Fuck yeah insurance

Kill yourself. If she's the only person in the lane you should have no problem getting in front of or behind her rather than forcing her out of her lane.

>Coming out of Popeyes with little sis
>Scary neighbourhood, obviously
>Looking around; focused

For context, I was parked near the exit, and you're supposed to go all around the drive thru to leave the lot, like pic related.

>Go to take right
>Out of nowhere a dropped big rim old Century appears
>Almost hits me

>I try to speed off as I do when I spaghett
>He continues to try to cut me off
>He's an inch from me
>I literally can't let him by because I'm in the lane and he's on the opposite lane somehow trying to get in
>WTF JUST LET ME BY
>The nog actually tries to speed up again, against traffic now trying to get by

I pulled over to the side to let him go because fuck this and then

>HE PARKS IN FRONT OF ME

This is on a main road now

>Fug, floor it out of there 0-60 in 3/5ths compromise and hop on highway

This was last night. Would he really have done something even though he was in the wrong the entire time?? That sweet cane iced tea ain't worth my life man

There is also no law that says you have to go a certain speed. But you don't see people dribing 40 in a 60 zone with no traffic.

Oh wait, you do. They're just inconsiderate, ignorant, retarded, or all three. Just because it's not illegal doesn't mean it's appropriate.

>>Fug, floor it out of there 0-60 in 3/5ths compromise and hop on highway
kek

Maaan I wish, my car is insured for more than its actually worth...

>driving around culturally enriched area
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Mind yourself. I live border to a ghetto and people are constantly getting car windows broken into for things as small as cigarettes.

with or without milk?

it's cereal, user.
not a bowl of nails.

so did she pour in the milk at the stop? or do you figure she poured it in before hand and just set in on the passenger seat?

not sure which is funnier/worse 2bh

He's a god damn nignog, yes he would have. In his mind (like anyone else) he's in the right and you, in the wrong.

Fucking this. I remember dave chappelles skit about having his car broken into and all they stole was a candybar

I almost hit a pedestrian in a residential area because of this