Why does Veeky Forums hate the tesla? I swapped cars and drove a friends p90d today and tried the ludicrous mode...

why does Veeky Forums hate the tesla? I swapped cars and drove a friends p90d today and tried the ludicrous mode, It is a pretty awesome car. It feels faster than my 911 turbo from 0-60 and has a faster quarter mile as well. It is heavier so the handling isn't as nimble as the 911. But over all, i think it is basically better than a bugatti for like 10x less in price.

I think my next car will be a tesla. The technology is just awesome, self drive, self opening doors, app control so the car pull up from its parking spot to meet you.

Are you guys just bitter shitbox driving contrarians trying to troll normal people?

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I drove the p90 too, and you can't argue with the pickup on it, it is ridiculous.
But the inside looks like a fucking rental with an iPad glued to it. Plastic everywhere, complete lack of trim. No soul whatsoever.
Plus, it's a sedan. I'll stick with my two seater.

You had me until
>self drive
And the rest of the techy mom-features are all trash that detract from it. I'm interested in getting an electric as a side-car, but it needs to be sportier and more substantial before it'd be worth the extra expense.

Op, it's time to go to school, mommy won't be happy if you miss again.

it's 2016 and you couldn't even take a single picture of "your" car of "friends" cars to illustrate ? how imaginary is your friend ?

because it's shit

EVs aren't sustainable.
EVs demand further manufacturing of entire cars, ICEs being converted to alternative fuels demand....a bit of tuning, some fueling system work, and new hoses.
EVs can't be carbon neutral. Enjoy all that battery recycling while my alcohol engine tuned and equipped to put out a very small amount of Co2 shits into a nuclear powered carbon scrubber that feeds ethanol-manufacturing nanospikes that then feed my gas tank.
Luxury features aren't unique to EVs
it has no gearbox so it's useless past 60. car of the future? i thought we were going to go a lot faster than that in the future.
range is crap. ICE tech is already there, fuel supply chain isn't and neither is engine compatibility with alternative fuel, but it could all be dandy if basic corporate greed were pushed aside for a bout of serious central planning. battery tech will probably never get there, ever.

i seriously can not see EVs having a place in the future except as syndicated/public bus and taxi services in cities that are so rich in electricity and so poor in combustibles that they're saving money by relying on battery renewal, and mostly circumventing range/lifespan problems by owning the entire fleet instead of hoping individual consumers drive to the dealerships

Good thing nobody cares what you think.

EVs pollute less in the long run and short run.

because in their imaginations they track their daily driver 7 days a week and also somehow in their imagination they can afford a $130,000 Tesla but they can't afford 2 cars.

compared to performance-tuned petrol engines in a world where people would rather build a new tesla and give them free breaks, grants, and credits than research carbon reuse and recapture?

sure

but that world is literally retarded

Found the autist