World of Warcraft General - /wowg/

same

GO AWAY, YOU WERE NEVER RELEVANT TO BEGIN WITH

>liking shittest battle network girl
baka desu senpai

best ass in azeroth

>queues blowing out to 30+ minutes
>subs dipping below 2 mil
>only groups for half the content is real money/gold carries
>cash shop expanding next patch
>PVE and PVP balance never been so bad
>population never been this unbalanced
>Nost untouchable by blizztard in the motherland
>stress test was an unqualified success
>forced to hunt down streamers to try and stem the tide of people leaving retail for vanilla private

Have you signed up for Nost 2.0 yet bros?

>you will never make beautiful, jewish babies with her as she indulge her incest fetish through roleplay
>you will never redpill her away from her leftist ideologies and Make America Great Again with her

I miss her.....

>Arthas thought he had a chance with that

the absolute madman

Good players shitposting tier:
>Spitfire
>Jalopy
>Sarthe
>Runeheal
>Sawicky
>Neronis
>Rudi
>Acorns

wowg old fag tier
>Pozy
>Musei
>Doutei
>Cleavebot
>Yellowpage
>Kaichou

Girls and """""girls"""" tier
>Vjera
>Jocelyn
>Pizzacat
>Karova

Memorable because they are so autistic tier
>Blueno
>Khubbo
>Koragon

RIPIP forced meme tier
>Ashanari
>Exalted
>Kari
>Juche
>Irefusetodie

Literal Who forced meme tier
>Incestral
>Bannix
>Icycrits
>all the other irrelevant names in that list

what about me?

>Arthas thought he had a chance with Sylvanas
Go read your lore

>bored while waiting for dungeon
>call an orc a nigger
>he loses his shit
>challenges me to a duel
>he fucks my face with his fist and walks off

so did I win for baiting him or did he win for beating the shit out of me?

>Khubbo same tier as Blueno and Koragon
poor guy

>pve and pvp balance never been so bad
>proceeds to recommend fucking vanilla where even by naxx patch, the most balanced it got, rogues and warriors were still gods surrounded by people worth half their existence or less
10/10 im bothered

that said though, are queue times really 30+ min in your battlegroup?

and are there any sub numbers?

>autistic
i-i just liked doing 3d stuff ok????!

lol got em

user the only way you'd make her stop being leftist is if she were self-sufficient, and that's absolutely never going to happen given that she's on the wrong side of 25 and without her boyfriend she'd still be living at home

where is draeneiposter i need to bully him

>/wowg/ has been around for 5 years
>i'm still playing WoW in the attic just like day 1
it's a special kind of feel

>random jar of peanut butter

does he eat the peanut butter or does he use it as a fleshlight?

It's for the dog.

us.battle.net/forums/en/wow/topic/20752366959

DEAD GAME

lel

I'm using this picture to triangulate your location. You're dead kid

why isn't huns on the list?

I've lost over 300k in the last 2 raid nights from /roll gambling. Wtf, how can my luck be so bad? Do I keep going? At what point do I cut my losses?

>guy looking for a group for his key
>says it's his first mythic+ run
>everyone's pleasant and business as usual
>server shits itself
>the rest of us all log back in a few minutes later and we're still inside
>he logs back in and he's outside unable to get in
>he can't even take a flight path for some reason since it bugged so he walked all the way to dungeon entrance
>he has to leave since he can't go into the dungeon because he gets ported to a different instance

We still 2 chested his key but I felt pretty bad for the guy.

do me the favor

Who?

>RIPIP forced meme tier
you forgot fallaa

I just took the names in that list and added like two when i realized i should desu.

Fallaa to the RIPIP forced meme tier, huns to the autistic tier

>Incestral
>Literal Who
???

not including huns, are you newfags?

Its the tier he most closely belongs in

>isnt good
>isnt old fag, started shitposting around late MOP
>isnt a girl and doesnt pretend to be a girl
>isnt as autistic as the other in the autistic tier
>isnt in RIPIP
>is in literal who (2.0)

Huns is literally in the thread. Are you dumb?

huns is not autistic desu

>all this reddit eceleb namefagging

>being a literal who newfag no one cares enough about to remember your name
>is probably 0/10m and buys m+ carries
lmao

We've finally become /nost/!

I had 3 paragraphs of a massive cancerous shitpost typed up, but I deleted it when I read it and didn't wanna lose respect for myself

tldr; everyone in this shitposting highschool should be gassed

>He buys carries
>He doesn't have MoP CM
>He parses blue
>He does only LFR
>He WQ's all day and cries himself to sleep at the end of it
loooool

see

>talks a big game but doesnt back it up

classic

DUDE LEET STATS BRO

U LYFT BRO?

U MIRIN BRO?

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>limbos trying to be relevant again

>he parses blue

who is he, all of This game is SO hard?

I'm 1/2/3/4 on lifts and am 8/10m. My artifact is 35, my ilvl is 887, I have been playing since vanilla, I have 450 days played on my main, I have done hundreds of CM sells in MoP and I have done hundreds of m+ carries in Legion, the last time I parsed blue on non progression was in Sunwell.

I am better than you.

>RIPIP this mad
lol?

How do you feel about thread celebrities?

I was gonna ask some lore questions but I don't wanna interrupt you guys from your thing

DUDE SWEET BRO

I GOT MARRIED BRO

NO TIME TO GAME BRO

>married
Do you also work full time and think donating clothes to charity for tax deducts is a godsend?

DONATING TO CHARITIES IS FOR HOMOS BRO

>on no progression
>parsing poorly during progression, the only time your damage matters

rofl

>progression parses
Unless you're bad, the competition pool for progression parses is tiny and doesn't matter.

take a screenshot of your character posing next to the character nearest to them at this very moment

This a very weird post.

They measure your ability to clear content, not reclear content. Parses from the first month of a raid being out are all that matter

yea ok

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t someone with no sunwell parses

>Misquoting
Is this fucking amateur hour?

t. someone with no world firsts

World Questing and this guy flapped with me off the flight point

>no world quests that has female goblins

>exploring when you hear it
>"Ready for another fuck, big boy?"

>world first in kung-fu panda
lmao

Hello nostalgia my old friend.

i should be in the wowg oldfag tier I've been here since day one

>tfw didn't keep any of my cata/mop wowg screenshots

consider suicide, lolbab

therochesterinsomniac.com/2014/04/07/you-should-never-ever-do-this-but-if-your-going-to-heres-how-killing-yourself/

I'll even tie a noose and mail it to you if you want me to

Literally who

here's a meme only oldboys will get:

>rogues in mop

Don't make me remember that.

They were so fucking awful at the start.

the pictures of your vag far outweigh any oldfagness you have

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post the "spitfire makes karova kill herself" compilation

damn 2013 that's some oldschool shit

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autistic

This is the kind of e-celeb treatment I approve of.

>thinking wod thinks good

how good is affliction in minigames
im bored of pve on my hunter since im too bad to clear anything past mythic nythendra without a guild

>congrats

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Anyone worth playing with on EU?

wow 2013 was not my best year

Sometimes I enjoy the basic shitposting and game discussion and think, "Hey, this place is alright."

Then I see shit like this. Who the hell does this and why do you want to see more of this person rather than telling him/her to never come here again?

>everyone tells me spriest isn't fun
>having fun

Why do I keep falling for this meme?

i miss u karova hope youre doing okay buddy sorry for bullying you in the past

>link still works

Going SSJ3 is the best