/wfg/ - Warframe General

>Wanting futa without the balls

???

If you're gonna be gay enough to get the dick, why not get the whole thing?

it keeps happening someone save me

Summarize all the syndicates in a short and witty way.

fuck you cunt

Do not harm it user.

Yes they are

>come back to warfarm to fuck around and do sorties occasionally
>sorties require the war within
>war within requires sedna junction
>sedna junction requires randomly spawned mobs and puzzles
>they don't spawn
So i just keep doing lua missions over and over again until one day ive killed 10 hieroglyph guys and done 3 puzzles?

please understand
small indie company

>Want Moa companion to love
>Feel guilty because he's made of space jew technology

>Needing to be guilty because of Corpus which they rebel against anyway.

WHERE DO I FIND A FUCKTON OF NEURODES. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

not the user that was asking about it, but does anyone happen to know if its any good in conclave? I sold mine off because it was total garbo in pve and then i realized some of the shit weapons do well in conclave...

EARTH
MARIANA

JUST FIND THE DEPOSITS. Also the map is small and exterminate so...it will be easy.

_ ____ __ ____ ____ ___.

...

You tell me.

almost at 1k plat from selling old mods and parts

what buy?

more plat

slots, taters, color palettes

what am I supposed to be seeing

a life
lol

>he wants us to see his monitor setup

...

Only one.

Nothing.

too late faggot

Credits

I want to fuck that moa

fufufufufufu

I probably would buy some if there were any good looking skins for excalibur.
Sadly they all look like poop.

3 of you faggots responded and not one of you spotted it.

I give up. I guess it's a ded meme.

If I stopped playing 2 months ago and started again today. What should I be farming for?

>who's jay naylor
>google

FURFAG

Steel Meridian: We're special snowflake grineer
Arbiters of Hexis: We wuz orokangs 'n' shiieeet
Cephalon Suda: I'm totally not SHODAN
Perrim Sequence: We're special snowflake corpus
Red Veil: Fuck you space mom and space dad!
New Loka: We'll save lives by eradicating all life we don't approve of.

idk

this is bait. im not seeing anything particularly wrong here other than
>watching lets play
>questioning whats too mainstream

i mean if thats the joke then you dumbed it down to a point where no one can tell if it's a meme or not.

Dam that pic, feel so wrong but at the same time was expecting this.

Not just a furfag, a furfag with a cuckold fetish that only ever draws -and tell me if this sounds familiar- white women being seduced from their husbands by big strong (usually dark-furred) beastmen. One of his longest running series on this involves not only that, but the sissification of the main female's boyfriend and the beastmen (wolves in this case) literally taking over and out-breeding the humans.

Naylor is maximum overcuck.

kuva

So who is the best in your opinion?

It's probably a joke, but he fucked up by not includding "gay sex with hats on" and/or "how to take screenshots" in their own tabs. There's a process to these things, I daresay even a artform towards it.

Does this count?
I mean it didn't get spotted until I after I mentioned there was something to spot.
Idk whatever.

Steel Meridian: we're like rebels and stuff
Arbiters of Hexis: we can't be any more wrong
Cephalon Suda: beeb boop
Perrin Sequence: work for us, little goy, we'll pay you credits
Red Veil: but mom, i wanna exterminate everyone
New Loka: fucking hippies

Is Opticor a good gun? Does it need a lot of Forma to be endgame-worthy?

i.4cdn.org/aco/1480623704246.webm

degeneracy is degeneracy
but what dude said.

also

but
warframe.market
have you seen the favicon and the 404 screens?
i.imgur.com/xaWmzm7.png

>already fapped three times today

God damn it user

I was going for subtlety. I guess maybe I'll have to make a grander display of it next time.

That's a nice ass on that moa

1/2

Steel Meridian: Vaykor Hek and Vaykor Marelock are solid weapons. Good augments for Hek and Sobek(sobek also has an arena augment so you can double down), and Dual Cleavers(which come in a stronger prisma variant)

Arbiters of Hexis (haven't gone down with these guys at all so this is secondhand knowledge). Telos Boltor and Boltace are solid weapons, the latter good for slide-attack spam and treasure hunting.

Cephalon Suda: Her bonus restores energy, which is great. Synoid Simulor is strong as well, and gammacor is good too.

Perrim Sequence: all the weapons are decent, with Secura Penta and Secura Lecta having function (damage and credits respectively). Also has large energy restore blueprints, which are always useful.

Red Veil: Rakta Cernos is arguably one of the best bows for it's speed and Blight (similar to suda, it restores energy). The rakta dark dagger is good with Covert Lethality

New Loka: Sancti tigris is a beast, with great damage and Purity(Loka passive) which explodes in a 1k corrosive damage proc that restores and boosts your max HP. I haven't gotten to try the Sancti magistar but it also creates healing pulses. As far as augments, you'll make a neat profit whenever the prisma skana is in baro's inventory because of Bright Purity, the skana augment. The furis augment Winds of Purity, turns the furis into a healing gun that's good for restoring health. Also you keep the Loka death squad off of you.

Squid frame when

Genderbent a Hydroid

>1/2
kill yourself

hydroid isn't a kid but he can still turn into a puddle

hydroid

ding dong done

2/2
Since the start I've been with New Loka and the Perrim Sequence, since their mods have been the most profitable to sell.
You can usually pick one side (as in the three to the left or right) without stepping on any toes of. For example you can go [Steel Merridian, Cephalon Suda, and Arbiters of Hexis] without problem, or [Perrim Sequence, Red Veil, and New Loka] with similar compatibility. But the other side will hate you eventually so plan accordingly. Incidentally because of how relations work, if you really want to be patient and picked the right side, you can also level up your rep with Steel Merridian indirectly by leveling up your standing with Red veil since their buddies. Downside is that you can't go back into Perrim or Loka for a while or you'll lose your progress faster than you can gain it back.

Character limit is a bitch.

It's a bow

Remember when Scott used to play the game?

No.

content.eluta.ca/top-employer-digital-extremes

>9.9m plat

Tell me what your favorite trash weapon is, wiffy gee

Is that real????

>Recognized as one of Canada's Top 100 Employers (2017)

Fuck me, maybe I should try to get a job there. Sounds pretty spiff, besides them being a bunch of sleek faggots and jews.

If I said yes, would you believe me? Does it even matter what anyone says?

Tonkor and Memelor

>that smugpire
>that manga
>the artist that did that and Suzuka-chan
Actually relevant, since "Loka" furis is my favorite trash weapon right there with Mutalist Cernos and Buzlok.

It needed a lot of love to get the job done

>>sedna junction requires randomly spawned mobs and puzzles

Sentients and lua puzzles? I finished all that in 3 missions

I just want to know the context, I assume it's from warframe's page on steam?

>le purple card and card wall thread
there is one thing worse than this grindy shitty game and it's this thread

I really wish Medi-Ray was an augment for this weapon. It's the only one from the original Nightwatch bundle to not get an augment and it'd give some really nice utility to a fun grineer weapon. especially with the Ack&Brunt augment, making the user into something of a healer or enhancing their tankiness with new tricks.

>A healer
Right, or an inflator

...

Previously the Obex but rivens have made me love the Synapse and seeing red crits all the time.

I ran out of golden taters. The fuck do I do now? I have like 3 frames that still need it.

youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs

What frames?

Wait.
They'll come. Probably be one today. There's usually one during prime time hours.

buy plat

After a while you just have a pile of them. 31 gold potatoes and nothing to violate with them.

My operator probably uses them to masturbate or something.

Well 2 in immediate need are NovaP and NyxP. I'll discard Banshee when I hit 30 and insert the third tater I get up TrinP's butt.
>prime time hours
Kind sucks since it's almost midnight where I live.

I'd hang onto banshee since she still has her uses. But yeah just hold out until after prime-time and nab the tater that usually shows up there.

>meet random african player who joined my squad
>asks for advice on something
>give him advice
>now he constantly asks me for help whenever im on
>start to give him shit prices
>make 500p off of him
mfw im the nigerian prince now

a profit of profit?
how wonderful!

tonkor

>all those tight swimsuits, spats, and petite figures
Arguably 10x lewder than if they had just been naked, jesus christ.
I'm going to hell, aren't I?

you fucked it up

And i've been exploring capture missions for almost 2 hours now with 0 ancients and 1 puzzle - the one with the lazer circle, that i probably could have done if excalibur didnt take a step forward every time he swings his lightdildo.

The RNG is exactly why im mad.

So I heard that chroma is basically pic related in how hard he is to kill. Is this true? What weapons would you recommend for maximum unkillability?

Is frost prime good. i got 3 parts i only need to buy BP now

just got back to the game afte a year break for new event.

You're not supposed to be doing that alone. Find a group of 3 other people that need junction/mods. If you're lucky you can even make some plat.

>2000 endo
at least it's not a unairu lens today