Kia Soul

>Kia Soul
>soulless shitbox

>Ford Taurus
>Is not a named Pokemon.

>Mercury Marauder
>Dindu Nuffin

>Chevrolet Express
>Does not handle your packages.

>Pontiac Grand Prix
>It's not a race car.

>Toyota Civic

>jaguar x-type
>not shaped like an x-wing and cant sail through space.

>GMC Yukon
>The closest thing to drive to Alaska with.

>scat pack
>offered on shit cars

>Chevorlet Monte Carlo
>not manufactured in Monte Carlo

>Plymouth Barracuda
>It was never a Hemi.

>MerBenz Sprinter
>Runs a long distance.

>Chevrolet El Camino
>It is way of life.

>cousin calls her car a "Toyota Passat"

>Shelby Cobra
>Not a Ford Mustang.

>Kia Venga
>doesn't come with a 90's boy band

>Dodge Viper GTS
>It's not a hentai OVA

>Subaru Legacy
>has no significant legacy or heritage

>McLaren F1
>Does not compete in F1

>Volkswagen Beetle
>Was not a Nazi prototype tank.

>Porsche 911
>Nevuh 4 Get

>Pontiac LeMans
>never raced in Le Mans

>Pontiac Torrent
>doesn't come with pirated software

>Toyota Soarer
>stays on ground

>Scion xD
>not funny

>Opel Adam
>not the first car in the world

>Nissan Skyline
>The Last Samurai

>Nissan Skyline
>Has nothing to do with the sky

The price is sky high

>Scion xD
>not funny
Laughed too hard at this

>Mercedes-Benz W210
>not a twingo

>Volkswagen Golf
>Shoots over 100

This

>You're mom
>Handles my package

>Ford Fiesta
>Is not a festival

>>nobody rich enough to live in Monte Carlo would be caught dead in one.

>Lincoln Town Car
>not very pleasant to drive in town

>Hyundai Accent
>doesn't highlight any of your style

>Ford Probe
>can't fit it up my ass

>>Ford Probe
>>can't fit it up my ass
Is that a challenge?

>Ford Probe
>can't fit it up my ass
Buy a Miata

>Hyundai Excel
>isn't particularly good at anything

>lolol miata gay car lolol

First time I have heard that joke.

Its not a joke, its part of its marketing.

>Ford Edge
>middle aged white moms drive it

>you are mom

>Skoda Yeti
>not actually a mythical creature

>Nissan Tsuru
>Actually longevous as fuck and still sold despite being obsolete as shit.
Not 1000 years old but hory shet.

Wtf I hate mazda now

>Isuzu Hombre
>Not a spic

>Kia Borrego
>doesn't look like a lamb

>S2000
>actually 1997 cm3

>Volkswagen Rabbit
>It's a car

>Ferrari LaFerrari
There are ther Ferrari cars, too.

>McLaren P1
Not qualified to race to even get P1.

>Mitsubishi Pajero
>doesn't even have hands or a dick to wank

>Ford Mustang
>not a horse

>Ferrari Enzo Ferrari
>It's not a the person or even resembles him

...

>Ferrari Enzo
>not designed by Enzo Ferrari
ftfy

10/10 would up and down again.

>Suzuki Cappucino
>Tastes nothing like coffee

is absolutely delicious though

>jeep cherokee
>hasnt scalped anyone

>Ford Fusion
>doesn't even have a reactor

> honda civic
> is a hoon machine

no you don't.

not really. 7k where i'm from.

>Toyota MR2
>Not a piece of shit

>Honda Prelude
>they never made a sequel

>Volkswagen Golf
>It has nothing to do with the sport

>Ford raptor
>doesn't eat dinosaurs

>Dodge dart
>not capable of being thrown to a dart board

>Toyota sequoia
>not a tree

>>Ford raptor
>>doesn't eat dinosaurs
It runs on dino juice though.

>Suzuki Swift
>takes more than 13 seconds from 0-60

>Volkswagen Crafter
>doesn't produce shit

>Mercedes E class
>doesn't go to school

>Kia Cee'd
>cannot grow anything if planted

>Citroen 2CV
>not literally two horses

>Citroen DS
>materialized

>VW Polo
>didn't travel to China

>Corvette
>not a small warship

>Porsche Cayman
>not an island

>Porsche Cayenne
>not spicy

>Mercedes GL
>doesn't wish good luck

>Skoda Yeti
>actually exists

>Pontiac Aztec
>Not ded

>Dodge Charger
>is not a hybrid

>Honda VFR800 interceptor
>is too slow to intercept anything

>Lancer Evolution
>extinct

>Ford Focus
>has distracting infotainment system

>Dodge Viper
>Not a snek to avoid in the road

>Subaru impreza
>not impressive

>Pontiac TransAm
>Isn't actually trans

>Ferrari F12
>Actually a V12

>Skoda Rapid
>Slow

>Mitsubishi Lancer
>Isn't a heroic spirit

>Dodge Viper
>Doesnt even smoke crack

>Dodge Viper
>not a jet to blast enemies with

Petroleum is algae.
Coal is terrestrial plants.

None of it's dino.

haha

>GTI
>It's a little fucking shitbox not a tourer

>VolksWagen Jetta
>Not jet powered

>Ford Escort
>Not a prostitute

>Honda Protege
>Not anybody's student

>Chebby Impala
>Not an African antelope

Heh ;_;

>Chevy Sonic
>neither a hedgehog nor fast

>Ferrari California
>Not made in California(thank god)

>scion xD

>Crown Victoria
>Not a car for royalty

>Kia Sonata
>No pianist or anything else musical

>Nissan Bluebird
>Not exactly blue nor a bird

>Ford Explorer
>Stopped exploring capabilities after the 3rd gen.

>Toyota Highlander
>Far more than one

>Mazda Protege
>Not being trained by anyone for anything

>Chevrolet Equinox
>Sadly appears more than twice a year

>Chevrolet Corvette
>Not an actual ship, though it handles like one

...

>Ferrari 360 Modena
>The Xbox 360 was developed in the U.S, not in Modena, Italy.

>Ferrari 360 Modena
>potential buyers turn 360 degrees and walk away

>be in Canada
>R32 GT-S's and GT-ST's still around 5k
Hahaha MAGA

>turning 360 degrees
>walking away

Pro tip: if you advance your intake cam by 360 degrees you'll achieve an increase in FUCK ALL.

Kek

But it is used to deliver packages...

>Mitsubishi Eclipse
>Does not block out the sun

>Hyundai Tucson
>Korean Car

>Ford Harley Davidson F150
>Is not a motorcycle

>Fiat Uno
>There are actually millions of them

>Ford GT
>It's not a grand tourer

>Diesel Fiat Punto
>is actually a giant pile of garbage