/palg/ - Paladins General

dead fucking thread lmoa

ded gaem
ded thread

Indian fakir character when?

giant lava demon character when

So what exactly happens when the new anti-cheat detects a cheater? It installed yesterday and today I'm getting games that just stop at the beginning of the second round and then get put back in the lobby. I've never cheated so if it's a bug it's new and really weird.

Nobody knows for sure yet.
But there is a bug that kicks you out of matches at random times, but it kicks you out at the log in screen, not at the lobby, so I'm not sure what causes that.

I remember that picture so well. Gave me the strangest blisters on my palm.

>Every game that I play support, we win
>Every game that I play as anything else, we lose

Is Hi-rez trying to tell me something?

Yeah, supports are op, cauterize needs a buff desu. Level 3 should make heals actually damage the recipient, while level 2 nullifies all heals.

Ded gaem, ded bread?

Just came back after playing 5 matches, and I was on the losing team on every single one. I've noticed that it has gotten a lot more common that I end up with confused retards, while the enemy team always seems to be well coordinated and know what they're doing. Is there any point in playing this game if you're not good enough to carry your whole team by yourself? I'm getting pretty sick of getting steamrolled 90% of the time.

I'll start playing Paladins again as soon as they fix the hitboxes. It's too easy.

never

It's getting pretty stale nowadays, most of these "coordonated" teams are just good players that had the luck to be matched together or premades, so by example, you had the luck to get a pro Ying and a pro Fernando/Any frontliner that is not Ruckus, that game will be an easy win.

But by following this logic, the enemy team could have more 'good' players, practically obliterating the good players on your team.
There's also the chance that you get mouthbreathing BRs or allies that are allergic to the point.

>Team gets off horses as soon as they're out of spawn.
>Walk all the way to the spawn point
?They fuck is this shit?

Why is Pip so fun to play as? Furry fuck is more of a flanker with a healing skill, rather than a support, and it's fun.

aiming is easier in this

>someone picks Pip
>people won't take support because its already taken lol
>if you go tank there isn't enough heal, if you go support there isn't enough damage/flankers
Fucking cancer.

Man, my team was definitely good. I was Evie.

>implying Pip isn't enough with his fuck-all ult every 30 seconds
What I think you fail to realize is that Pip is a DD AND a Flanker at the same time, plus you dont need TWO legit flankers.

>Make alt
>try to add main acc as referrer
>"Referrer cannot newer than referred account."

???

>play a game with Ruckus
>Meh performance
>lose
>somehow get PotG
>it looks fucking awful
I've literally never been happy with how one of mine looks, so thanks for forcing everyone to sit there and watch me act like a retard, HI-REZ.

if you give me your main name I can still add you as a referrer I believe, If you want to add mine in return TettaVolante is the name

>.... gain 10% CC reduction
what CC means?

The problem with Paladins' POTG is not merely that the plays shown aren't as good as they could be, but also that there just isn't enough fanfare to it, or to the end of the match in general. Consider what happens in both Paladins and Overwatch when the postgame begins.

Overwatch
>VICTORY/DEFEAT flashes across the screen with a little flourish
>Cut to a group shot of the winning team in assorted iconic poses
>"PLAY OF THE GAME/MATCH" is announced, with the winning character getting a short 5-6 second cutscene of themselves showing off and being themselves
>Shows the POTG
>Goes to the MVP cards, where players can vote for the best performer for additional accolades (complete with minor character banter)
>Goes to medals and personal performance (the scoreboard, effectively)

Paladins
>VICTORY/DEFEAT blinks onto the screen
>Cuts directly to "Top Play" (no verbal announcement) and shows the winning character just standing around in their default pose silently for a few seconds
>Cuts into the POTG
>Cuts to the match MVPs (measured by Hi-Rez standards, not player standards) and scoreboard

Like it or not, it's another showcase of just how much spitshine Blizzard puts into Overwatch and how it makes Hi-Rez look amateur by comparison. Overwatch's POTG (postgame in general) is simply more engaging and makes people interested in winning it. It's not the case in Paladins, which is why players don't currently care for it. Until you get POTG cutscenes like Viktor diving for cover before popping out and shooting his rifle or Barik dancing a little jig atop his bouncing turret, people don't want it.

Crowd Control. Things like slows, knockbacks, cripples, stuns, and so on.

>Blizzard game
>good

Does not compute.

Crowd Control. Stuns, fear, slows, bleed, healing debuffs, etc

>bleed
>cc
?

Plus Overwatch players can just leave right after the VICTORY/DEFEAT flashes across the screen with a little flourish meanwhile we're stuck

Bleed and anti-heal don't count as CC, last I checked.

That too. Overwatch players can leave the match the moment the postgame begins.

I hate myself for saying this, but one of those products is still in beta and will be for a long ass time

Early acess/open beta culture was a mistake.

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

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THIS THREAD WILL NOT DIE, NOT YET, AMIGO.

>no dragon

>green Cassie
>old Buck

WASH AWAY THE SORROWS ALL THE STAINS OF TIME

Hey, I never gave anyone the permission to use my likeness, who is responsible for this? I'll report them! You're getting downvoted now.

Do you remember the Grover one? Here's the Skye version

"Grove one" made me think of this youtube.com/watch?v=_zYwRRCytG0

rip

Why the fuck did they rework him to current abomination ?

Because he was "hard to balance" and they wanted to have more crap to fit their new class system

When will we get a real loli witch hero, that can use spells to confuse people, but also summon familiars?

She could summon a bunny which gives speed to all allies nearby her, a wolf which gives a damage boost to allies nearby her, or a deer which heals allies nearby her.
Her ultimate is an owl, which confuses every enemy in a certain distance around her.

Psh, never, you PEDOPHILE!

You have to go back.

>CURRENT YEAR
>being a bigot
There's literally nothing wrong with being a pedo!

>He doesn't like cute girls
What are you, gay?

ded gaem

Alright, alright.
You may have your loli hero.
Except it's pip's little brother.

And a sniper.

And he is a damage dealer

Also we're nerfing fernando.

WRONG.
She's a H U M A N, a little loli girl that can cast spells and loves sweets and being pet.

Yes. but this is HiRez
You don't get a monkey paw, you get the whole fucking monkey.

So you're saying this could happen?

youtube.com/watch?v=bozvLUp0f1o

because he was either spasticly op or worthless depending on a few number tweaks.
shockingly enough a melee champ with crazy amounts of mobility, damage, durability and sustain was actualy a terrible design choice.
I agree that current grover is pretty arkward but given the choice I'd rather have the new one than the old one.

>A character with a design similar to Orendi, but with a better voice

My dick's diamonds.

Hey HiRez just look at Tera, don't you want that sweet lolicon bux?

No, fuck off :)

Yes, but pic related as design.
And same cringy wannabe "badass" lines, which would make sense if not because it sounds like a smoking 32 years old brit man trying to do his best girl voice.

Your only bonus is that fernado goes on a sperg-spree when he kills it or gets killed by it.

Just remove his axe and make him a frontline beefy healer.

Here is my meme.
>Tree punch
Melee range with low damage that applies venom, very slow yells "A TREE KILLED YOU! A TREEEEE" if it kills you, any allies hit are covered in thorny vines that grant a small shield and a damage shield to enemies that stand nearby (card)
>Thorny vines
Same as throw axe, but vines, leaves a venom debuff

There, his kit makes sense now.

What this numbers mean in masterpaladins.com match stats?

Ever since ob38 this game has been crashing on me so much

Either it makes my screen flicker black for about 10 seconds and then returns to the game or it just freezes my full pc so I have to force power it off

In which party they were. There can be solo parties if someone leaves it and then the leader can't leave it without restarting the game.

Oh, guess it but thought that party only allowed in casual mode.

Yeah I wish we could skip all the play of the game and scoreboard fanfare and just go queue up for another game.

>tfw people use my crappy OC

This doesn't sound like a barely concealed Overwatch character rip off, why would they make that?

Reeeeeeeee enjoy your ded game then.

Not saying I'm good or anything but I got some tips for people who play with Grover.

>Memorize places where you can escape with Vine beforehand
>You can climb on the roofs with vine
>Use Vine on other players A LOT
>Vine to low hp person -> heal -> BODYBLOCK
>Did I mention Bodyblocking ?
>If you're dueling someone in mid/close range use your RMB A LOT (especially on that piece of shit Evie)
>Dismount before reaching the point for two or more preemptive axes (600~1k dmg+)
>Annoy the shit out of Kinessa (you can sometimes two shot her or just doing damage will help your flanker)
>Buy Bulldozer against Barik to two shot his turrets
>That Makoa WILL hook you

If you follow these tips you are already the best Grover you have ever seen.

>That Makoa WILL hook you
>Hook myself away

NICE HOOK.

>Playing Grover

If hook is followed by little damage then yeah but that isn't the case most of the times especially when his empowered attack hits you for like third to half of your health.

>Minutes
>Not meters and slowly backing away

What's going on in her mind?

>decide not to play a front line for once after getting them all to diamond tier
amazing

hot threesome?

youtube.com/watch?v=lt47llMalmc
>Playing anything but Jihad Comandress Ying Al·Bashir Muhadir
WE'LL STRIKE A BLOW AT THE POINT.
WE'LL STRIKE A BLOW AT THE POINT.
HERE IS THE NEWS, WE'VE STRICKEN DOWN A FERNANDO AND MAL'DAMBA IS MISSING.

That strange headpiece Ying has ain't composed of green blobs reeeeeee

>30 hours
>top 1.8% in wins and kills on guru

Am I good or is everyone else seriously just that bad?

you play vs bots till you reach lvl5
you play vs human trash worse than bots till you reach lvl20

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9/11 it's ok.

the matchmaking its pretty crap i guess he havent matched you with those subhmans who dont use horses
or rush to the enemy straightforward and die repeat ad nauseam

>Spells that buff certain atributes are now Overwatch ripoffs

reading comprehension.

Dumb anime poster

Everyone knows that anything can be made better with lolis.

See I knew this would happen, you've gotta stop falling for the pedo bait. God. Just because they're underage doesn't mean it's pedophilia.

paedophiles >>>/OUT/