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>mate bought a 2004 bmw for $4000
>I bought one of the newer corollas for $5000
>he called me a retard for overpaying 1k on a crap japanese car
>he has already been to service to fix his shitty bmw 6 times and paid more than $3k in repairs
>only changed oil in my corolla once
>tfw he aint talking shit no more
Dumb cunt.

roast me for my solders.
had soldering iron on wires for 10 minutes and still wasnt hot enough for solder to melt, had to drip solder from the iron ;_;

>shrink wrap too thin to fit over shit solders
>had to tape then zip tie it
ah well if it works it isnt stupid, r-r-right?

I haven't soldered in years but that looks fucking terrible man, jeez.

im pretty ashamed, its rank.

>You drive round in your rolla
>While he's slaying them bitches like ebola

>Your problems are not many
>Meanwhile he's ploughing that fanny

>You laugh at his services
>Meanwhile he's poking their cervixes

New Beemers are trash, but you'll get that when 3rd world gronks build them.

Crimping pliers! Hide your shame!

you can pull the codes easily with the subaru obd1 system, two connectors you connect and turn the car one and the check engine light flashes the codes. Long flashes represent the first unit, then short flashes are the second unit. So two long flashes followed by three short flashes would be error code 23/maf sensor

>car is fucking crap
>engine runs like a champ regardless
guess the car faggots

Excel

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Repostan for WAT WA

J A N 1 1

Best Australia Meet at Motorplex
possible drink and grill afterwards
possible cruise to it

confirmed attendants:
FalconDouche
Oz-kun
ThatGermanGuy
Anonymous

possible attendants:
SoupNinja
Anonymous

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D R I N K M E E T

some time before JAN 11, post what fits best with your schedule
No location / plan yet, make a suggestion

confirmed attendants:
FalconDouche
Oz-kun
ThatGermanGuy
Anonymus

possible guests of honor:
SA's Boatman

Blacking out not required but recommended

How fucked was this BMW for it to be going that cheap?

Sigh I know that
Bought my Avalon back in 2012 for 5k with 70,000kms (only reason I bought it)
So bored to death by it
never replaced anything besides basics like brakes tires and filters in the 50,000 ive driven it

Want to buy something more enjoyable to drive
But I just cant justify selling a perfectly practical yet powerful enough car for every day

Hell I could probably get it to last another 20 years if I dont kill myself

>pic related but not mine

>they're chucking the rapids ride in the bin
dunno why they just dont leave it standing and then only open it at halloween
i'd pay to ride it at midnight

Qt girl I know had surgery to make her ears look like elf ears
Is pretty Damn hot tbqh

They'll probably just flog it off to China or India for a couple of bucks.
A more enterprising fellow would just leave it there and let NEET's and other people seeking a good chance of a messy suicide go for a ride

>people seeking a good chance of a messy suicide go for a ride
they'll probably set it up so hoons are sentenced to a ride, if you live you can go free

Its Qld, if you let them move into executions there would be none of them left by the end of the year

dont say that dude they'll go for it

Give in to your inner fuckwit and mod it somehow. Or just keep it as a dull daily driver and get something stupid for the weekend.

Cunts would probably whinge about it being disrespectful or something. Thank fuck it's only a matter of time now before we go back to disregarding these people entirely.

Well true, being Qld they'll march all the brown people, slapheads, gays and lefties onto it first which won't be a loss to anyone.
>Pauline opens a fun park when?

how about we send boat people for a quick spin
they'll line up out the gate because they love boats

It'll be the gooks herding them all in too. Most of the folks handing out One Nation shit in Brissie were Asians.

And here I was thinking asians didn't have a sense of humour

If nothing else they're good and conservative and not fond of brown people and boat cunts. Though these were probably Chinese and the Vietnoongs in Inala might be a little different.

We still need to stop accepting international drivers' licenses, though.

>international drivers' licenses
hehe, I've been to India and China... its basically 'survival of the fittest' and 'requires divine intervention' to operate a vehicle on the roads there.
Plus when you get out into the boonies Farmer Chang just rolls up to the equivalent of the RTA, says his son can drive, pays the money in goats and Chang Jnr is licensed to kill

I guess someone's got to keep the cyclists in line though

i know two guys who had the z32 as a cheap supra alternative
both sold them and got a supra

>Funny scraping sound in engine bay?
Engine out!

>his corolla is Wheel's best in class
>but 2 girls are rimming beemer's ass

>he basks in his motoring simplicity
>meanwhile beemer tests her flexibility

Shit I dunno if I wanna meet 4channers irl

Might be down

theyre so sexy and cheap

falcodore or corolla

They definitely are, but so much of a shit to work on.
If you're qualified to do keyhole surgery or have a pet midget you can stick in tight engine bays it'd be worth looking into owning one.

>he services his rolla with ease
>while beemer gives her clit a tease

Civic

ive got a gook gf with raccoon hands
get under the car woman

used them for stripping the wires
I may leave it as an easter egg for the next owner, i know i giggle when i come across weird shit the past owners have done...if it holds up

>beemer ain't talking shit no more
>because his gf is wondering if she'll fit any more in

Australians of Veeky Forums, how much would it cost me to get a Chrysler 265 Hemi 6? just the engine

Slam it on some work eurolines and you instantly have a cool car.

You spelled nsw and victoria wrong.

$40

Why would an Asian vote for one national n?

They must have been the Filipino mail order of brides of some old bogan.

Filo mail order brides who mary bogans are somstupid that they stop realising they are Asians and eventually act like bogans with the wrong accent.

>raccoon hands

Yep, this is why america will never be great again. Their failure to capitalise on trained raccoon workers and importing mexicans instead will be their downfall

Pauline hanson hates the chinese and vietnamese equally.

Jesus christ, that guy who drove over the guys head needs to be fuckin shot. That's murder.

I've met 4channers IRL, they're about as dysfunctional and awkward as you'd expect. It's exactly what makes this place so magical and I normally visit Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums

>That's murder.
Nah, its just China. Everyone rides for free on the commie express

I'd love to find one, import it here to the US, supercharge it, and swap it into something like a '70 or '71 Barracuda .

someone cap these pls

Oh boy, I just watched another fatality didn't I

are we talking about china now

raccoon-human hybrid mechanic underclass

HES ALIVE OH FUCK

No way did that guy survive. Maybe he did thanks to being so relaxed at the time of impact but jesus christ that's bad.

No, we're talking about sydney

same thing retard

>Buying a cheap [euro]
Most expensive thing you can do.

For fuck sake nigger at that point just twist and tape

Confirmed for never having been to sydney.

thats the joke, nice one retard

go to chatswood or eastwood

You are supposed to tin the iron by melting a little solder on the iron when the iron is hot enough to melt, then use the soldering iron to melt the solder and have it flow on the contacts. You are not supposed to heat the wires to melt the solder.

Yeah, kinda just think of it as an 'adventure' into the escalator where the fairy's and smurfs live

That's the EXACT wrong way, faggot.

You heat the thing you're welding/soldering and apply the joining metal, you don't fucking pour solder all over the iron and try to get it on the wires later, that's a great way to make your iron a worthless heap of shit

Are the nissan 720 utes good?

I didn't mean melt it all over the iron, but use the heat of the iron and the iron should be very close to the point where the solder is being melted. Did you use Flux, and tin your iron?

Not really, same sort of thing as the cheapo Hilux utes that tradies beat to death, then kids buy them, drop them on their guts and grind them to death on speedhumps

But if you are tinning and using Flux it should flow.

d-did i do good guys?
tinned the iron tip, placed it on a stand, put wire join on tip for a solid few mins then applied solder to the join and let it soak in.

looks ok

Looks decent.

Looks nice noe. Twist and tape. Now buy a new iron.

ty senpaitachi
i was just practising with some wire in that pic.
ye, my iron is ebay junk

Pick up your game senpai.
There are a few pins that needed a little more solder, but that was an old picture.

ill get better, first go was laziness. later pic is much better i feel. i've got a lot of wiring coming up soon with a boot panel, all the components and a wiring harness.

Spoidah user maybe

>2004 BMW for only $4k
paying way too little for a car thats worth more is never going to end well, no matter what it is. unless its a camry.

that said too, a corolla is a girls first car or for a woman in her mid 50s.

>corolla is a girls first car or for a woman in her mid 50s
Well, fuck. Surely this is not what everybody thinks... right?..

Most people dont care. Its just a car.

Yes it is. Newer Corollas are also frequently used by driving schools too.

Corollas are fine as long as there are not a fuck ton of stickers on it like a wog in a sportivo

i've got 20k to spend on something fun, how stupid would i be if i got an 86

Car people care and women will think he borrowed his mothers car.

Very. The extend of your stupidity depends on which 86 it is.

Just get a s15 and wrap it around a pole

>that said too, a corolla is a girls first car or for a woman in her mid 50s.


What kind of bogan are you?

you'd have more fun in a corolla since it can wreck an 86 easily.

>something fun
Get an vz ss in manual and spend the other 10k on tyres for funs

>implying people give a shit
Its just a car. Anyone that tells you any different is a cunt who you should avoid.

who gives a shit.

The 86 is still a nicer car for being, rwd and a coupe.

Morons will say "You could have got an old shitbox s15 that has been hooned by a Tyson from boostcruising for that price and it will be faster"

Why not a corolla 86 then?

>OZ-kun

thats OZ-senpai to you m8

>Car people care and women will think he borrowed his mothers car
To be honest I wouldnt deal with people who judge me by my car anyway so this is not so bad.

Car people like corollas.

>another namefag
yay! Drink bleach you drongo

It's like a way to avoid bogans and tool p platers, and idiots that rev their cars in built up areas, early because you can figure it out easier by the stupid shit they say about the car.

Who cares man, it's a car.

Anyone who judges others by their car is insecure, simple as that.

Even car people don't care, as long as you don't take yourself too seriously.