League of Legends General - /lolg/

Tell me a secret, /lolg/

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Ahri is the devil.

I have BPD and refuse to go to therapy

I'm absolute shit at the game but managed to hit G5. All I do is pick a Tank, take Ghost, and every game run down the enemy ADC. Silvers have no idea how to peel for their main source of DPS, so I've been abusing this tactic for freelo. Without it I'd probably be Bronze.

Everything I try to do to fix my GPU's temperatures it doesn't improve. I don't want to buy a new one

I finally quit this bullshit game I shoulda known things were going downhill when they removed the best game mode dominion for no fucking reason i wish cancer upon every single one of you that ever said ggez or raged to anyone you pieces of shit go die

how hot can your GPU

I think I may have asperger's syndrome but i'm not sure and don't want to check it out cause it scares me that it may be true
i'm 20

Karthus edit pls

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Does /lolg/ think Ezreal's cute?

RESULTS
quite the Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums that was

I became diamond with a high mechanical champion but I got tired. I switched to Tryndamere and try to get master with him

It's running idle around mid 40's, whenever I'm playing games it tends to run around 80-90

every time I've made a "tell me a secret" post I'm annoyed that people bring their personal lives into it shout out to the user that fucked a guy from d2g fuck you :^)

Sona is NOT fat!

Just a little thicc!

Might have a blown fan when It gets to high rpm

Happened to mine, check if your fans are running correctly and change your thermal paste

thats not ez tho

No

xth for best adc

Leagues decline can be inferred from its lewds

When a game is healthy an in a state of organic growth lewds are mostly regular het stuff
Once the game stalls more fringe things start to appear like futa or furry, and after a long while it's almost everything that comes out. World of Warcraft for example is at this point. 90% of new WoW lewds are futa.
When the game is completely dead then gay shit starts to appear everywhere. As you can see League is now entering this stage.

>implying

The only ez lewds out there are really old, if your theory is correct I should be getting new ones

I really hate playing with Bard

Fervor feels like shit to me now. I enjoy TLords because it gives some nice early game burst and the magic pen from precision makes your ult hit like a train at level 6. It also gives a reason for your W to exist

I'm morbidly obese and I'm terrified of meeting my online friends in real life because I think they'll bully me for my weight.

i had a dream last night where some fictional girl friendzoned me for some fictional dude

even in my dreams i cant find release

NEW VG VS VG WHERE?

raped my ex girlfriend

Poppy butt

I'm actually an old fat guy.

I just want it to be stated that I'm posting the ezreal webms but i'm not the degenerate posting porn of him. I didn't want to start gay shit

Fat bimbo, user.

when does this game start being fun

i could fuck my friends low self esteem exgf and turn her into a long term fuck buddy but i cant because i promised him i wouldnt do that even though im close friends with both him and her. id like to just bang her out once and get it over with but the repercussions wouldnt be worth unfortunately

What? Are you not enjoying my brother being of the world building and lore team?
Yordle lore what shit anyway

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Rules of Nature.

Were in the bara phase still
The fuccboi phase comes later

When you break away from being a meta sheep

No, I haven't seen any new bara stuff, in fact i think it slowed down by a ton when Overwatch came out, a lot of artists moved on.

Shurima BTFO

When your friend is apparently supposed to be the #1 sion in the world but still feeds like a silver when you play with him

What was supposed to be the bait there?
That Yordle lore was shit?
it was, there was barely anything to go on.
Or was it that Burch is working on their world building and lore? Because that's 100% factual.

>retard heaven with the 8/23 scoreline

truly garbage player

It's TPA Ezreal.

>he doesn't know there's a large amount of gay porn for wow
Wew.

Kinda wanna learn the Monkey King. How important is animation cancelling to winning games?

t. Gold 5

WHEN

im tired of all the gross hair and muscles

shit needs to be over and done with

Leona's butt

you only need to how to cancel his Q into an AA just build lethality and one shot a team with your ult

DEATH TO SHURIMA
GLORY TO NOXUS

Thicc & Pure

ezreal is my favorite champion and graduation by kanye west is my favoriote album

That user's roleplaying as Anthony's sister to shitpost.

>be vi
>gank illaoi
>ult her
>she ults while im traveling to her
>It kills me in one slap
How the fuck do you gank this bitch

When is Veigar going to take over Runeterra?

Sacrifice your top laner like the whiny bitch he is

MOVE

Seriously tho, try to time your CC with her tentacle slaps. If you can't fuck her up in between salvos then don't even bother just tell your Top laner to "just farm under tower bro" and laugh.

you don't famapai, she wants you to gank her

probably never because he lost his marbles and we have shit like zilean and vel'koz wandering around.

Reminder to never lose lane or you will be banned

:^)

>that damage chart
>nid and kat did less damage than bard in an 1hour game

embarrassing

Wow that image was terrible, fixed it.

>no league porn parody titled "Demacia'd" where garen and jarvan fuck some noxian whore

Excuse me? Katarina's no whore.

>No muscular mosquito champion

Uh, lolbabs?

Just don't. If she is good enough she will 1v2 anyone. Fighting her on her lane with tentacles around is a suicide. You should be able to fuck her up mid-game outside of lane when there aren't many Cthullus nearby.

SUMMONER!

YOUR DARKNESS BECKONS!

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INCOMING DOUBLE PROMOTION?????

>not just playing the Champ and fuck her off the man lane

>Jax
>Beating Irelia

She's LITERALLY one of his worst matchups.

That's what I usually do, and they end up getting fed and being hella strong, but then suddenly fall off. So I though she only did stupid damage when fed, decided to gank her since she was behind and she demonstrated that I was wrong.

Couldn't in that situation, they all hit me wile I was knocking her up in the ult. Outplayed desu.

>Ganking illaoi
youtube.com/watch?v=B3lsJmwNO40

In case you are being serious; you press E when she is using her true damage and deny her healing and true damage.

A shame, really. Overwatch dudes don't really do it for me other than Hanzo.

move, dont build warriors enchant, and pray that your top laner havent been feeding her.

>fuck her up mid game

I dont see how after she builds Deaths Dance and TriForce and/or Steraks. Even if she just built Deaths Dance she can fuck people up easily.

>Fryer grease

Not nearly enough screaming. Anyone who's worked in a restaurant can tell you how much even a drop of that shit hurts.

Yeah thats if she didnt stun you for 20 years first.

Is Kindred any good with the new jungle changes? Was interested in learning but not sure if it's worth it right now

Yeah have fun getting poked down with E's till you finally break and try to trade with her, at which point she waits out your stun, turns on her troo damage and ravages your boipussy.

maybe his high pain tolerance is why hes famous.

>I have to tryhard as a fucking retard in literal level normal blind games because it takes 64 minutes for our Vayne to kill things
>but because I'm Ekko, I can oneshot everyone

EKKO MAINS WW@

Her stun is literally 2 seconds at max rank, and usually Irelia maxes that skill last. Basically you can deny Irelia the usage of her W by holding onto your E instead of just blowing it off instantly.

She maxes it second almost every time

Holy shit I feel bad for you gay faggots. The pain you must endure from your crippling mental disease must be awful. The gays should be rounded up and shot for the sake of saving them from the pain of there disease

She bullies the everliving shit out of you (she has sustain you don't) and the MOMENT she hits six she's all-inning you.

Point stands, dont waste your E. Secondly you cant let her have free damage, even if its just a Q or E, least AA her once or twice. I personally dont have issues with this matchup, would like to know why you think its bullshit

I don't really play them, though from listening to some OTP's/mains, Kindred is a little weak, but they don't want them to be buffed to permaban status

id say no, theres just much better options. Ive only seen 2 since jg changes and neither did well at all.

>playing ekko on new acc
>20/2 at 12 minutes
>team is losing their lanes somehow dispite opponents being dead all the time
>start fucking around because its boring
>decide to stop, team wont group though
>rest of team accelerates their feeding process
>sudden dread of what low elo was like comes to me
>get outscaled by nasus sej and jinx
>lose
never logged in again

I feel so sorry for you.

Not being to appreciate big beautiful pecs, or a juicy cock.

Rank?