Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
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As the person that makes usually makes threads 15-20 posts early what the fuck are you doing nigger we have easily 2 hours before this needed to be made that's how dead /d2g/ is

>18 memes early

my non-cuckolding and actually pure waifu

>bet on two matches that look like sure wins for 250 each
>lose
>dont bet on game where our team is arguing at the start and saying they'll feed and saying in all chat to come kill them
>win

Dota is a cruel mistress

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

Singsing is our guy.

Why is chessie in the us? or does he stream & have to do press with the coL team?

you're right, we were going at a pace where it's safest to just get the new thread out of the way in case thread happens to be archived within the next 10 seconds

fuck off mate I need to post my memes before I go to work

>you will never have a dotard gf

HOW DO I GET ONE

Well it's properly made so no qualms here friend, used to be you made the new thread 20 posts early because by the time you could link it 15 people had posted already. Even worse during TI new thread had to be made when old ones were in the 600's because people were posting so fast.

Lol user your such a newb

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I did it lads. I finally figured out why the west is so shit at Dota. It's because it's an inherently communist game.

"From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs"
This means everyone must try as hard as they can, but they only get what they need. Supports get little, carries just get it all. Contrast this with capitalism, where everyone competes with eachother, and the best ends up on top. If this were the case, carries and supports would compete for last hits with eachother, and the one who gets least would naturally become a support.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

Whens monkey king? I dont care about some shitty tournament

Hi Bulldog, first I LOVE YOU
I want to know if you remember this moment. At TI3 I was in line for the secret shop, I noticed you had a player badge (but I didn't know who you were because I'm basically a moron when it comes to the pro scene) so I asked what team you were on. You turned your badge around and I saw alliance and I said "oh! You guys are going to win!" I walked away but my friends were behind you. You said to your girlfriend (or some girl) I'm a nobody... And you guys lost some games after that, but it all worked out for the best TI there has ever been. Do you remember this moment??

best waifu comming thru

I passed over 100 commends too, yey

even valve themselves know that hosting the Major in Boston was a mistake

How do I jungle CK from level 1?

Any thoughts on roaming arc? Just maxing flux and running into lanes, the enemy is pretty much forced to stay in the lane or deal with the flux damage which means your laners can smash their shit

what game

bruh.
Link me the official /d2g/ discord channel

>they made a patch just to make the treant set portrait not look like merchant

CK is one of the worst junglers in the game. Just don't.

battletoads

that looks nothing like Lina though?

Removed another wisdom tooth anons
Popped several prescripted ibuxes already
Still aches
Help
Heeeeeeelp

>Wisdom
what did he mean by this?

Don't meme me this is serious

Pls respondo

Ignore it.
Duh
Enjoy shit sleep

Fresh LLamadownsyndrome DRAMA from reddit

imgur.com/a/yG9fY

can you tl;dr I'll upvote you

>read this
>have no clue what's going on
>not important anyway

Conclusion: fuck everyone involved, including you.

why hasn't llama kill herself yet?

>autism down under strikes again
i hope she gets gassed

It happened during a Collegiate Star League game which Llama was casting. Someone in the twitch chat who was a friend of Trubs was flaming llama in the twitch chat. At the start of one of the games, Trubs typed in all chat something like "lets raise our cups to the chode strangler" who was the person that was flaming llama and got banned from the twitch chat. Llama's vagina was hurt and this happened.

So glad Anniedroid (sic) got into casting. I think she's great, and dispells the bad image for women in Dota that people like Llama spread thru their insane bullshit.

>"lets raise our cups to the chode strangler"

>thought we were done with Llama
>turns out we weren't done with Llama
So it goes

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE THE NEW LIQUIPEDIA

She's a monster.

No stfu he can jungle

Can I somehow remove the contents tab? It literally takes 1/4 of my screen for no reason

wtf when did they change the layout?

You Want to Jungle with Chaos Knight?

Use this Build ang get Feeded by creeps!
>-it value point in crit stun and max the W
>-Use Tangos to regenerate your life
>-Buy Morbid mask for Lifesteal
>-Buy Hand of Midas
>-Buy Heart
>-FINISH!!! Now everybody will fear you

>EG don't even play till sunday
FUCK I HATE GSL FORMAT SO FUCKING MUCH

they decided to copy youtube and dedicate half the page to blank space

Jungle ck is retardo. With the advent of iron talon ck is officially best as a 3position.

waow, 8.5 is looking pretty good compared to llama now

>lets raise our cups to the chode strangler
pls be real

Some months ago there was a faggot making a scene about how liquidpedia uses old stuff in the forums

"something something php4noobs something something coding for dummies something something "

Don't you get it? The large buttons? the screen getting shrunk lengthwise?
They're optimizing it for mobile users.

>Web design for 1280x1024 monitors

t-thanks

>shrink down window
>it reverts to old layout
>use widescreen
>half the screen space is wasted
wow

except a mobile user would just use a mobile version of the website

Is this correct?

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guys i dont understand, the past two mid games i've played, i stand in front of creep range, never get denied, and yet the enemy gets level 2 after the first wave whereas i get none. How does this work, can someone explain what the fuck is happening?

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Replace all instances of RTC with shadow and Faith_bian from Wings

end

you can use the mobile version, yes, but what about using the web version on your mobile/tablet which now is easier to click on shit

RTZ has a notoriously low death average, people just spam BabyRage whenever he dies.

>Be 1k scrub
>Don't understand EXP range
>Move behind tower to be safe
>Get EXP starved
every
Single
time

I hope he wins guys

Ayo give me christmas related pics

>all this shitty esports and waifu talk when we can talk about a real subject

tresdin pls be gentle
i-im kind of new to all of this....

thats the thing, i know exp range. I was literally less than 500 units away from creeps, and yet i didnt get level two.

hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/4/41/Face_notyet_03.mp3

>tfw no Slacks BF to support you to 5K

LET GET THI SHIT STARTED
>Web """""""""""developers"""""""""""
>Material Design
>Smarthphone Generation

you must be new here

White's move. What do dotards?

lose desu

win because im white

Nc3#

Bishop to F6

nc3?

>waifuposter telling malcolmposter he's new

wewewew

2k mmr NA plebs

6k mmr EU master race

what hero counters Morphling?

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what if there was a hero that countered morphling

Two Morphlings

>"lets raise our cups to the chode strangler"

o for fucks sake

The opposing mage

You mean the negative wizard

Silence and ET aura.

A2 to C3

>yes
>i still do
based
>apologizing like a total cuck
not based

lc, am

PL is really great against it but shit against morphs 4 allies

SD can make morph kill himself or his whole team

>been stuck in low priority hell
>only getting snowballing heros (whom can't snowball because all other lanes feed) and shitty supports
>10 games in already
how do i end this hell

how do i get into chess guys

Disruptor.

I want to practice Arc but I don't want to do terribly and make my team lose because of me
do I just play him anyways and not care what my team says?