/nepgen/ - Neptunia General #1101

Yeah. And the "tangerines kick asses".

I love Noire more than anything in the entire world!

>3-1

C-Sha needs to be nepped!

Which nep would you nep?

IF missing hits is like the best shit that came out of this meme.

I say we burn Nepgearnon at the stake to make a clear point about what will happen next match.

Second best Sha.

>0 saves

I love Neptune!

Who messed with Nepgeardam's systems?

>ZERO
>FUCKING
>SAVES
I say we hire Iris Heart as a manager and allow corporal punishment. Except for Green Heart, she did okay.

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I want to nep noirenon

>nepgen right now

>nepgear is shit
who could guess?!

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Fuck that shit, I'm reinstalling VII. I want to see the two routes.

Too bad. I don't want to, and you aren't going to.

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BH best goddess

>wasn't born from an uterus
>still has a navel
REEEEEEE

Of course, she is perfect after all!

You disappoint me, /nepgen/.
You lost to a literal meme game.

Indeed, sirs.

But would you nep her?

All our meme magic went to nepgen mansion
blame gearshitter

There will be a lot of punishments in the changing room, don't worry.

Wait, you guys actually got your mansion???

Literally flawless

Yep

Here we go again...

Kinda. It started as a joke, and it's growing out of control.

And before you accuse me of being biased, I'm a resident of said mansion, and I really think it's going out of control. It'll become self-aware soon.

>All our meme magic went to nepgen mansion
It's not even real or canon

Wait, that's not the picture I posted, what the fuck

Your mansion seems pretty shit.

>I really think it's going out of control
It isn't.
Unless someone actually buys a plot of land to make it happen,

You gay fag

Well, given that most of the "residents" don't seem actually interested in it, we're only a few steps away from it being picked by unrelated goons and turned into a meme.

This. It seems the namefags don't actually care for it, it's only a few certain anonymous posters trying to force it

About 60% posts about nepgen mansion were written by me

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so why haven't got committed suicide yet

Namefags seemed to care for it at first, but since it started growing out of control, Gearnon more or less disappeared, Noiranon ignores it, and the Maidanon still makes references to it.
There was an architect guy who tried making blueprints, I don't know if it's the same guy that makes the 3D pictures. I doubt so.

And I wrote a few parts of it. Mostly the mythos behind it and their relation to Arfoire, I don't have anything to do with all the gay lust about Nepgearnon.

It's so cute when Vert says Sylhet Spear in Noire's game.

Not to mention chibi Blanc is disgustingly adorable!

>There was an architect guy who tried making blueprints
Yeah, it was me.
And i have to say. This meme got a bit out of control

Faggot

I want Nekonowaru to bite my boner

DUDE BOOBS LMAO

>furfag

I want to work her ass and go in and go in and go in like the US marshall with his three daughters.

I thought you hated Nowaru?

So cute! I want to do some very lewd things to Nekonowaru.

You don't need to like someone to fuck her hard, to shove your dick in her tight butthole.

Elaborate.

H-hey! Boobs are NOT the only reason why I like Vert.

I like her elegance, her cool and collective personality (though V toned this down a fair bit since she gets rattled anytime someone challenges her .... superiority.), and just her generally ~ara ara~ air.

If it's any consolation, Blanc is my 2nd favorite.

Go on.

Well, that's self-explanatory. If you want to bend Noire over her own desk, to ram your dick in her tight little butthole with only the minimum amount of foreplay, to hear to her groans as she clenches her teeth and her grip on the office as you're widening her tight ass, turning a narrow backalley into a fucking freeway, then you don't need to love her. You just need to lust for her body, to want to strip her bare and smell her hair, to touch her smooth, white skin, to grope and smack her white butt, to rub your cheek against her naked thights, to do the nasty.

what if she strangles you with her squid-like appendages

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I'm talking about doing Noire's butt, not the Great Cthulhu's.

well so am i
you have to be prepared for the worst

MODS ARE STILL ASLEEP.

POST CUTE NEPS!.

>Come home
>See this
wat do

OK, let's narrow it down /nepgen/. Which Nep would you NOT fuck in the ass?

Give her a pudding in exchange for her taking me back with her to gamindustri, I want to go to Lastation to see the perfect Lady Black Heart and her amazing nation.

Mr. Badd

Don't forget best candidate.

That's a tough one. I'd say Mr Badd, Anonydeath, Ganache, (so all the male characters are out of question) and Histoire. Everyone else is fair game.

Yes, even the Lowee Guards.

You cannot transform Noire into a squid, don't worry.
If it was Tekken, I would be worried, she sounds like the kind of girl that can easily turn around (twisting her own spinal cord in the process) and turn your head into jelly paste in one punch.

give her a hug____

Oh, I could never forget Uni, I would praise her for her hard work as soon as I get to Lastation.

Why not Histoire? Too tight?

Too tight, too cute to lewd, and I'm not even sure she has as butthole.

True. I think Rom also falls under this category.

Maybe. But Rom failed to defend during the football match, so she deserves a punishment.

But she's so darn innocent and cute, I feel she needs to be protected from nastiness at all costs. Ram on the other hand...

What if Rom is playing us all like a bunch of sticks?

sounds like the rapist is going to became the (tentacle) raped

Well, in that case, I would have to give her a lesson in how I deal with bad girls

Let's see, all of the male characters (human or robot), Underling (I wouldn't fuck her with your dick. Or cock!), Histoire (any of em since HD Histoire is too nice of a lady and SD/UD Histoire is way too cute), or Rom (I could never bring myself to do that to such a cute little girl),

You're too meek. Rom needs a public paddling followed by private buttsex time to remember to STOP THE DAMN BALL.

Not meek, just secretive.

>tfw you will never drink Iris Heart's piss "straight from the tap"
Why even FUCKlNG LlVE bro's?

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lol fucking gross

I want to bust my nut right in this little sluts face

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>tfw rock, paper, strippers will never be a real game

what

Play the Hyperdimension Neptunia games and you will get it.

Already done

If you could nep the girl of your dreams in the game, but in exchange you had to let Lindafag fuck you in the butt, would you?