My Summer Car Thread 13 - Go to Pussy Please, Satan

Walkthrough / Screw Guide: my-summer-car.wikia.com/wiki/MY_SUMMER_CAR_GUIDE_2:_ELECTRIC_BOOGALOO

Alt Walkthrough: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=786551026

For people who have questions, search through previous threads first, there's plenty of good info in them
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Previous Thread:
Peer, fun & failed inspections

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whoops

>Drive by the police
>Give breathalyzer
>Pass
>Go about my way
>Come back around later on
>He doesn't hand out breathalyzer
>Just stands there
>"um... ok, so I can just go then?"
>Drive past cop car
>Lights go off
>Get ticket

I dont know what I did wrong!

AM I BEING DETAINED

literally the first time i took the van out to get sausages i t-boned a cop car on the highway because i wasn't looking, tfw permaded

The cops are beyond buggy. I straight up avoid them at all cost.

It's inconvenient but it keeps from throwing away precious shekels.

For anyone who doesn't know what to do when the drunk guy calls in the middle of the night

youtu.be/miZkjHsfCoA

Fucking this.
After it happened twice I decided to stick to the dirt roads.

>steal mechanics car
>crash it and die on the highway between Loppe and bigger town
>come back with the poo truck to tow it back to the mechanic at least
>truck crashes into me at full speed while I try to align car and poo truck, I die
>come back with van
>see this
>every single AI in this game crashed
>the sound of wheel spinning and muffled techno beats
>ok, this time I mean it
>tow the mechanic's car back to the mechanic
>come back
>tow the van back
>enter junction between highway and mechanic
>green hatchback man crashes into me out of nowhere
>combined with the van being absolutely hectic behind me I roll the poop truck
>try to flip it with the van for a few minutes
>it doesn't work
>red fatigue, it's getting dark
>[Quit without saving]

oh I forgot that a second after I took this screenshot a car went completely autistic, crashed into the musclecar and flipped it on its roof so I had to flip it again first in the middle of spastic AIs

imgur.com/a/dj0RK

Post your skins and I will add them.

Am I do gud?

>try to put bumper onto the car, it falls through the ground
>try to put rad hose 3 onto the car, it falls through the ground
>try to put on front bumper add on, it falls through the ground.

>taking satsuma out on main road for a quick rip
>spot 2 crashed cars sitting in the road, 1 on each side but with just enough room for me to squeeze thru
>come to a halt and decide what the best course of action would be
>decide i can't sit still cause I'll get rear ended so I go for it
>dump clutch and thread the needle
>right as i make it thru, i see the green eurobeat car come flying over the hill
>swerve to avoid him
>i watch in my rearview mirror as he just obliterates the 2 cars that were sitting in the road
>if i had waited a second longer, satsuma would be kill

Then you are prey to the green hatchback...

I find that you can only interact with them once per game session. You gotta save and reload for the cops to reset.

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shit happens

Underrated digits.

realism 2bh

comfy

suomi

Who else here stopped giving a shit?

After I got the car built, I just fuck around and run over the cops and see how far they'll chase me before wrecking. Considering trying out jalopy but I've read a shitload of reports of it not working well with AMD cards. Probably wait until it's on sale again before I bite.

Post skins

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Is it possible to outrun the cops? I somehow killed one when I leaned out the window to take a breathalyzer and I decided to run instead of paying the fine.

yeah they don't turn very well and will end up humping a tree

Outran them in the poop truck, hearing sirens in the distance at home now. This must be how fugitives feel.

imgur.com/a/dj0RK

I added the latest skins posted and reorganised the gallery to make it easier to find things.
I grouped race cars, vidya, tv/movies, police, millitary, shitposting, misc together.

>thread 13

Fuck off to Veeky Forums you idiots

Finally senpai notices me

Comfy or murder

What is jalopy do tell

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dagumi

marlboro

cuntstrailia

idk

>6:24 for first attempt at rally
Any tips? for my next attempt?

>beers from different states
Are you fucked in the head mate?

>Steve Irwin tossing beer to afl players
topkek

Go faster.

you know you like it

shit or nah? any suggestions on improvements?

tfw someone uses your skin

also, does anyone have a download link, there was one in like thread 2 or 3 which i need again

Looks aight. Maybe move the sponsor decals if you plan on using fenders.

Tfw this happened with my first build, all I did was lower the engine into the car and then disconnect the engine from the hoist

Did you bolt it in first?

Yeah I bolted the engine into the car first, so that was all fine and then it just flipped

It's alright tho I ended up dying and starting a new build, I've finished the car and got it running but fuck I can't align the wheels for shit

man i really like that. very clean and simple.

upload the skin?

Just get it as close as you can and have the mechanic do it eventually. It's only like 300 with the discount.

download link for what, the game?

Oh sweet I didn't know the mechanic did that cheers man

Holy shit, that screenshot is great.

sure thing, enjoy

FUKN SAVD

I thought if you went to the gas station at night you could turn on the pumps and steal gas without getting the angry phone call telling you to come back and pay, but I just did that to fill the poo truck and now the dude wants me to come back and pay and like fuck if I'm gonna pay for a full poo truck worth of gas.

no one ever claimed you could get away with it for free, it is just a method for survival

Well shit. Luckily I went the day before and filled up the can, both jerries, and bought all the beer and sausages so I don't have to go back and pay for a while.

this bastard hogging the road chugging peer

perkele

also,
>comfy

>absolutely WOT the entire drive
>ripping skids like a pro
>thoroughly impressed with my keyboard skills
>slender moose rapes me into space
>mfw land on mechanic

So I just played jalopy. Rubbish.

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>20 fps
oi vittu

>that moment when you respawn at home and ealise all vehicles are stranded somewhere and only the tractor is left

still better than nothing

anyone catch the green sedan with the tractor before?

[MUFFLED EUROBEAT]

nice to see someone using my skin, here's an updated version, i moved a few logos that had problems with the aerokits and the licence plates

I guess the red one with white AEM could pass as vidya. It's not a custom vinyl, but it's made out of Tear 1, Tear 5 and the AEM vinyl from NFSU.

Best game ever, not some overhyped shit, am I right??? XDXDXD

w...wut

PIGFAT

I love this skin mayne. And arse biscuits

Trust me it sucks. :'(

Looks HELLA NEAT! Write? Am Artist.

Here is my other offering.

Fag.

I've gathered the supplies required to build the car

That's good to know. I'll move it when I get home tonight.

Needs more oil.

heres my offering

>spend days eating weiners
>slamming beers
>finally start the car for the first time
>runs for 2 seconds
>engine flies up into the air
perkele

How does the mechanic work, do I just leave my car in front of the shop after giving in the order?

Finland Space Program!

Yes, then wait a day or 2 and come back, DO NOT SAVE in that time

Here's Samantha's vinyl.

Also note to skinners: seems like a black layer with opacity 43% inserted between the template and the skin itself yields the most faithful colours.

Needs more peer desu.

Eddie's Skyline when?

When I get the mental strength to fix the CF hood, even more so as I haven't saved a psd.

Oh man, awesome.

Cheers.

>Touch car with bag
>Big fucking dent

What the fuck is it made out of?

On second thought, 47% looks better. Either way, a value between 43 and 50 should do.

Why not save?

Shit can get fucked up, like he can fuck up your settings, change door colors, etc.

drank a peer and the empty bottle dented the fuck outta my door.

Once I finish pumping a septic tank, how do I get the hose back out? If I just drive away I lose it every time.

Pull it out a little at a time

I mean, how do I disconnect it from the truck

Can someone make an American flag skin for the car