/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

midlander edition

>Patch 3.45 Notes
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c55a99e864094c0c7dfcbde0fa35bd9fda60dfcb

>Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXXIII Update Thread
forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/311434-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXXIII-Update-Thread

>Stormblood Expansion Teaser
[YouTube] FINAL FANTASY XIV: STORMBLOOD Teaser Trailer (embed)

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells
pastebin.com/raw/LT2FmYqL (embed)

>Previously on /xivg/

Are you a cute moonie?

this op is gay

hrello

Remember to pray to your goddess, /xivg/.

first butt gets it

Succubus (male)?

I did it! Now to keep grinding. God just let this suffering end.

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You couldn't even get the link to the Teaser Trailer right

You goddamn screwup

good thread!

Cats

hahah i didnt even notice that my bad

u r gay moot!!

no a female succubus (male), go away you nasty catboy

ye

who here /Meow/

Why are there 2 discords

futa?

>grinding dungeons
>matched with dad joke-spewing MaleRa DRG
>Dadperson keeps joking with me
>bad puns everywhere
>I love him

I wish I ran into more people like this while doing roulettes.

KITTYCATBOI FROTTIES

mafu post

heck

quiet you savage you demand this every thread

Anyone wanna rub our futa dicks together.

stop it pub!

will you rub your futa dick against my boy dick?

Ebie?

race?

Sorry that's too gay

Why does Abe hate you?

No, and stop that.

Tfw too tired to do that

What's the closest I can get to rune fencer in this game

did you succ him?

How would you have time to type if you're sprinting between pulls and AoEing your heart out?

Oh wait, that's because you don't have Dark "best tank for a healer wank" Knight in your party, nerd.

Pic related, it's me and my bitch.

This'a roepost.

hi shyv

ask guffy

I do need to come down there and guard my comrade's spirit from your lustful mishandling or will you leave him in peace?

So handsome he even gets girls after death, what a guy

knight of ishgard seeks female voidsent for a battle to the death pst

Nothing

i got you in an expert and you did 700dps as a ninja

just quit the fucking game and stop wasting people's time

post log

I was planning on moving an alt to balmung at some point so we can do it like that if you'd like.

They said you were a mentally derranged shit eater. I have to agree with the Gamemaster just this one time.

what's up

Cute femroes

Gay.

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Can I suck on those blue tentacles?

cute squid

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hypercompressed guffies

Yeah, sure, that works too!

can we eb

What the fuck is the point of rping in this tense?

bpbp

The contrast of thick white on deep red is so lovely :3

beepybp is truly the epitome of pleasure

You have no power here now that your tits are gone.

Please don't tell me you roleplay in second or first person.

Post log.

I don't rp, I'm just curious why it is always "he would blah blah".

You're cute.

first person > third person

wtf

thank u

maybe

No.

this

Uh... Nothing to see here, move along.

Such a trooper!

Im tired of all these same old sluts

>tfw no mountain wolf to exotically dance for you

where is this?

Well, this was fun. We failed the run, and people were quitters but I think I learned everything from my first run.

I think I'm doing quite well for first week back, I just really wanna get A12 done with and move on to Sophia EX. Then AS.

A few things:
>Died on the beginning to the lasers shit after the gravitational
>Didn't die anymore during the whole 2nd run
>We failed because apparently the boss did a raid wipe that only happens if there isn't enough DPS?
>"Yeah but our Scholar is undergeared" DPS check
Really not sure. I think it was the other people's fault? They died so much throughout the run. They kept kinda stacking those green circle things too. I didn't like that, made me heal more.

Otherwise, fun run and fun boss. I really like this one and hope once I'm strong enough for Savage, it will be even more fun.

>stacking on green
Yeah, shitty group.

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Theres no such thing as undergeared for A12 normal. Either you werent healing (doubtful) or people were probably taking avoidable damage and not stacking properly. I had a lot of issues with the latter because BRD and BLM seem to think they get some damage boost from being on the opposite side of the room and then they aren't always topped off in time for Holies.

Indeed... I kept the party alive multiple times, when there should have been 2 wipes earlier. I don't think I did a bad job.

I'll admit it took me ~3 tries to instinctively get used to caring for lasers, though.

Also I don't know if normal but once the boss just faced us and did a coned AoE? I thought tanks were supposed to tank that.

you don't need to know

Oh it's the Pleasure Dome

Why do I get so many commendations when playing SMN? Like 2-3 every run, as opposed to usually 1 when I play blm and I'm doing top dps.

yeah I feel like I have to purge my body with bleach to be clean now.
Who the fuck runs these places

Not my main don't give a shit stay mad.
Also why didn't you post log.

Awena Marette.

Kill yourself creeper.

That means they lost aggro. Based on screenshot it looks like the tryhard MT wanted to spend all his time out of tank stance and it got people killed.

Just one of the perks of smn I guess. I get the same comms as smn as I do when I play sch. I think people just like it because you make the run twice as fast if there is trash.

heyyyyyyy whats up greenie lmao

24/7

>elk
>blatant shitposter, avatarfag, tripfag, falselfagger extraordinare
>posts a new thread with an avatar, nobody cares
>any other no-name avatarfag or tripfag makes a thread
>shitstorms and threadwars occur
guess we know what elktrash has been up to!

0 game discussion. One can only wonder why these people still come to this thread, daily. They'd be honestly welcome in /soc/, /d/, or sft.

no its all me every time

They are pretty popular, I think that's a particularly sleazy one though. People have these sorts of events all the time, they're advertised pretty widely among RPers

Your tears are like steak.

Yo wha'd'up.

>its not my main so i should go and waste other peoples time
I don't have the log anymore but honestly you know it, I know it, and everyone in this thread knows that you're fucking trash at this game and use it as a means to jack off.

Please leave here forever, nobody likes you.

24/7

I knew it.

how does it feel when nobody emotes back at you when you bother people on Shattered Shrek?

Where's my 300k room money SPUKI

NOW OFFICIALLY - IT'S WEEKEND

PREPARE FOR WHY ARE YOU SO WORRIED ALL THE TIME XDDD

Do you see yourself as being a creepy fuck?