Stop adding the Discord to the OP. Discord breeds cancer.
Nolan Adams
lard
Ryder Perry
>tfw no qt Blueberry to sniff What is it that makes her so perfect lads?
Adrian Collins
Cum in my boot, senpai.
Mason Gray
>Its a Hanzo shoots his scatter arrow and kills you before you even boot up the computer episode
Matthew Fisher
>Complains about the garbage quality in a trash can
Oliver Myers
tfw Hog main now
Brayden Kelly
D.VA is shit, Zarya and Ana Are better waifus
Cameron Robinson
Why does Blizzard use a static ELO numbers for ranks instead of superior percentiles?
Anthony Johnson
git gud kid
Jacob Phillips
>russian bodybuilder trap >waifu
Putin will give you polonium unless you pick one(1)
Nolan Lewis
Thanks doc
Adam Sullivan
cause they want to make money so the do what they think will get them the most players and keep them happy spending shekels. Because if the way you have fun is different from the statistical average you are fucked.
Connor Perry
>Zarya >Waifu
She looks like my brother.
Brody Lopez
It has not been but a short time of getting to know one another and we are totally crazy about the other. I asked you in my dreams last night if you believed in soul mates and you said that you believed that God does make a special someone from every man. Whether that man finds that someone he was created for or not, I know I was created for you.
Here I am, heart and soul, confessing to the world how I feel about you. Funny how love works in people's lives. I sure never expected to neither meet nor find someone as amazing as you. You have touched my heart in so many ways and words couldn't even begin to explain to you the love I feel for you. Without further making it harder on the two of us to be together, I need to tell you that I love you Hana Song.
You are my everything.
Bentley Hill
I'm learning how to be support for comp for occasions when everyone else refuses to be one. I have a couple questions for support mains, answers would be appreciated
1. When is it acceptable to pull out Mercy's pistol? Is it better to heal/buff the ally fighting or do I pull out my pistol and help them when I know I can't out-heal the damage?
2. How often should I do charge shots as Zenyatta? Is it better to just single shot in a fight?
Blake Jones
>Get to masters >Every game has a smurfing widow who does nothing >May aswell be playing with 5 >"LOL I DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MY RANK, THIS IS MY 3RD SMURF"
Is this what masters is? People who dont realise there are aim practice maps on counter strike?
Isaac Garcia
Mmm, a classic.
Thanks doc.
Parker Miller
they should bump up the level required to play comp from 25 to 50 or 100
Joshua Martinez
Only 2 placement games left and things aren't looking too good
2 win 1 draw 5 losses
Am I looking at silver here or does it take your individual performance into account?
Asher Thompson
they should have IQ tests to play ranked. less than 115 you can't play.
Kevin Fisher
You wont be more than a few hundred higher or lower than last season.
Yes it takes individual performance versus other people playing the same characters
Asher Rodriguez
bronze
Brody Sanchez
D.VA MAINS REPORT IN >how many PotGs have you gotten today?
Jaxon Cruz
Who's your overwatch waifu, and what have you done for her today to show your love and commitment to her?
Tyler Jackson
It takes your last season's SR and a bunch of individual stats into consideration, not just winrate.
Henry Thomas
I guess that explains why I won 7 out of 10 placement matches by being a team player and getting ranked 2300
William Brown
>tfw trying to climb out of Silver solo
Jeremiah Johnson
>D.VA Mains
John Hughes
>it's a Piccolo reference
Jackson Parker
>1 Don't use mercy you fucking scrub every other healer is better >2 Charge shots when they get on your face and you know you can land one. Also when you're peaking against a large target or group of targets. Careful for zaryas bubbles
Isaac Richardson
...
Jayden Diaz
I dont have an OW waifu. I think young Ana is the most attractive woman in the game but I dont play her because I dont like her kit.
Aiden Cooper
When will we get a cute loli girl(boy) with a big gun?
Joseph Russell
The west will never have playable lolis in their video games.
Jack Cox
i started matchmaking at 25 and got placed at high plat (smug)
Josiah Butler
d.va is a cute girl (male) with a big gun (meka)
Ayden Rivera
We already have one
Joseph Jackson
I got 1 PoTG
I slapped 5 guys one mech self-destruction.
Ryder Foster
>Tracer >Got PoTG with her twice
Zachary Hernandez
The truth hurts too much.
Robert Adams
explain
Dominic Reyes
>Got PoTG with her twice >Not getting a Tracer Dakimakura Body Pillow. Do you even love her?
Ethan Robinson
Our only hope is for Japan to somehow gain power, take over the world and turn it into a loli utopia.
Ryan Kelly
???
Sebastian Allen
TRACER BUFFS WHEN?
I am tired of the meta that doesn't include tracer in every game. Increase damage and spread a little.
Lucas Gonzalez
We need more maids >tfw none of Zarya
Levi White
Yes, but that Daki doesn't even look very good.
Henry Edwards
Its just an example, I don't love her its your job to find a better daki. You love her right?
David Miller
I love blue skin
David Campbell
>how many PotGs have you gotten today? 0
Bentley Thomas
>Americans are just now waking up >waifuposting suddenly skyrockets Hmm...
Bentley Williams
...
David Ramirez
More waifuposting?
Connor Clark
>just now waking up >8 PM Friday Night CST >9 PM EST
Christopher Howard
>Cant aim >Blizzard buffs 76 damage by a lot >Now I can get kills without aiming much
76 is fun now.
James Watson
my friends bought me the black friday origin edition of OW but my e-mail still didn't received any blizzard response.
how long does it take to blizzard to confirm the purchase?
Isaac King
>10 PM EST Real Blueberry hours.
Sebastian Miller
o my
Nicholas Gutierrez
>tfw you place 150 points higher than your season 2 peak feels fuckin good
Elijah Campbell
like half a minute contact support
Daniel Turner
With her chrono-accelerator removed she will vanish from this timeline. Like your chance of actually getting a GF
Andrew Sullivan
D.va looks like my underage sister. Fuckin borderline pedos. Please don't tell me shes """""19""""", I've seen the art your people post on here from time to time, its absolutely disgusting.
Blake Butler
How does she take a shower then?
Hunter Bailey
This will be canon and nothing will stop it from happening.
James James
she has it on, winston built one that was waterproof and even cumproof up to 50m
Nicholas Bennett
...
Jayden Morris
she probably has a larger-range chrono accelerator installed in her living quarters
Brody Hernandez
Fucking bigot.
Logan Lewis
I though blizzard was trying to bring people out of higher ranks? They they revamp it to get rid of shitters?
Brody Wright
I love her so much, /owg/..
Benjamin Brooks
>iphoneposter >pedo it all checks out
Jayden Flores
Kill yourself
Ryder Hernandez
Dumb phoneposter
Carson Walker
...
Aaron Smith
they did, I'm not a shitter though season 2 peak 3368 season 3 place 3527
Henry Myers
>I've seen the art your people post on here from time to time, its absolutely disgusting.
Jack Ramirez
What will be the next big lore reveal /owg/?
Jacob Brooks
so if i use one of those smart aim hacks, what are the chances i get caught and banned?
Sebastian Perry
>lore >Overwatch
Austin Mitchell
The next lore I expect us to get is a Christmas thing. Probably a comic.
Hunter Brown
Oh of course. I just see a lot of complaints of people in higher ranks not being good team players. Likely very quickly, especially if you abuse it.
Camden Williams
(my pussy)
Colton Wilson
>lore >Overwatch
Joshua Wright
Pharah is the gay one. There will be a follow-up comic to old soldiers where Ana and 76 visit Pharah as they're already in the area and it's shown that she has a girlfriend.
Ryder Turner
I love Mercy! She is my main! 284 hours. I dont play anyone else cus I am not retarded.
Gabriel Hill
Why? just play 76 or mcree
Nolan Cruz
Why does Reaper says ''Don't think I'd forget about you'' when he kills a Pharah ?
Michael White
How do you climb out of Silver with Mercy?
Camden Cook
THE NEXT STORY IS THE CHRISTMAS STORY WE GET THE GAY REVEAL IN IT ALSO
PEOPLE SEEM TO FORGET THIS
I don't blame them, canceling First Strike pretty much destroyed most of the hype for the lore.
Brody Clark
Its not pedo because im also 19
Owen Long
how else will i get to master+
Sebastian Green
100% eventually that was true last season but it seems to be a lot better judging by my matches so far. blizz matchmaking is still garbage though. my last placement was me, 4 masters, and a grandmaster against 1 master and 5 grandmasters
Julian Adams
Is Genji viable this Season? How good is he on Defense?