/hots/ Heroes of the Storm General

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Varian is so fucking shit, every time I have him on my team I lose.

FUCKING WHEN?

goodbye you threadsplitting fuck

Would you?

WHEN
FUCKING

It better be this fucking tuesday and not PTR. Fucking day one buy, Blizz. Gimme it.

doesn't look that bad desu

Dead gaem

More like they're too afraid of what happened to the last three releases, it will be released as a mediocre ability and it might be buffed in the future.

>There's no fun heroes like Arc Warden in this game
I want to like to play this game, i've been playing it on and off since beta but goddamn does it lack high skill fun heroes

>tfw you drop the hammer just right

>Rag is an assassin and not a specialist
retard devs tbqh

dead as all fuck

stop bumping this thread

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are mods fucking dead

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dead

defeated

first one was better

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Agreed

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scraped

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deceased

corpse

autism general

more like dead game general

hehe

i wonder if li li's water dragon when he gets older wants to stick something insde her female panda ass

is this where we post pandas

thoughts?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=EaJiQ_GRnic

Watch that vid I made. It was a good meme

We fucking won boys

oh shit my nigga

o my

is there a sauce

dunno m8 sorry

i dont own a blog

requesting tyrande getting buttfucked by etc

WHEN?

oh unfortunate

regardless thanks for sharing

>another hero that spawns shit and turns invisible

>hurr muh invisibile assassin
Ffffffuck that. Invisible support when?

>Cordana
>stealth

>Vault of the Wardens

>Fel Maiev
WHAT

>fel
it's just a fart coming out of her armor

That is just some random warden that was corrupted in the worst wow expansion

>better thread gets deleted
>shit thread is all we have
>i cant even access it using my bookmark because it lacks the g from /hotsg/
what the shit hotstards

stay mad

Whatever it's dmg is gonna be, I will call it "the rolling meatball"

i was born mad

get fucked

lol

What the fuck would be the point of invisible support?
"Ha-ha, you thought he was dead, but I healed him out of fucking nowhere!"

Too soon

Who said healing will break his stealth?
Get cucked AA fucker.

When is ETC getting removed from the game?

shitter here

how do I stop heroes like Li-ming or hammer from taking a tower for free in the first 30 seconds of a match

Hopefully soon

>muradin, johanna and/or ETC in literally every game

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Sometimes you just don't. If all five players including Sylvanas go top/bottom in Cursed Hollow or Warhead you just lose a structure or two.

>structures don't take reduced damage until minions have met in lane

Annoying as shit cheese to have to put up with, desu

Why even bother using zombie wall anymore? Nearly everyone can escape it

Yeah, it's bullshit.

>somehow manage to wall fucking 120% speed valler
>vaults in random retard direction and gets away

I miss walling people in and shotgunning them when the frog talent was bugged.

>Play Rehgar in Unranked
>Pick Bloodlust
>When we have Illidan and Valla
>Everyone bitches at me
>"Looool wtf idiot AC is just so much better"
>Against a Varian using Colossus Smash to blow up anyone he gets his hands on
>Actually win fights with it
>End the game core rushing them with it to destroy it before they can all rez
On a side note, why is Colossus Smash on a 10 second cd? They do know thats damage, a charge, and 30% uptime on vulnerability in 1 ability right? I get its an ult and comes with a downside, but... seems a bit silly hearing Varian yell every 10 seconds as he bludgeons someone to death.

this bread needs murkys revival

This thread needs more cute!

Nobody cares about this trash.

LUNARA

IS

Wall is still the best way to nuke structures

CUTE

What are the outright obvious bans in draft? Sometimes I get people banning weird things like LiLi and Diablo. Are they OP or am I missing something here?

ban fotm easy picks like varian samuro li ming and etc

It all depends.

>teammate in gold hovering Zeratul
Nope.
>teammate hovers Varian and says he wants to try tank build
Nope.
>People want to play Illidan, Raynor and Tychus
Ban Li-Li.
>ptsd of getting flip-fucked by dibbles
Ban Diablo.

Like first bans are generally samuro and malf, then etc and bw are good second bans. It usually depends on the map though, but those are general maps, like on garden you probably want to ban out vikings and boe probably ban sylvanas

Just so you're aware I have never banned Samuro in my matches because I main Gul'Dan and Samuro is awesome for completing my quest sooner. I usually prioritize Sylvannas and Tracer.

Yeah, that's cool. I'll usually just ban whatever seems the most likely to fuck the team comp over. Alternatively me specifically if I know it'll be a carry, or whatever.

>no red nose

also; wowtoken giving battle.net currency soon, i hope. Have a ton of gold to dump

>no red nose
The only red nose she'd get is from drinking too much egg-nog
IM SO WASTED, IM SO WASTED!

Sleigh bells.

the fuck is this

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memes aside, is Lunara any good right now?

Yeah lunara is pretty good, what makes her bad though is how good malf is because his healing is what counters her