/pdg/ Payday The Heist, Payday 2 and John Wick Chronicles VR General

Robbedacop is a fine challenge and you suck for not having it completed already edition.

Previous Diamond Overkill heist failed by the developers on stream:
>Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Frankistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
youtube.com/watch?v=bV6Mv2A4E2Q
youtube.com/watch?v=yhYXQxPUBo8

First for Overkill developers playing with the finest members of the community

Second for "Kiss the Chef" achievement

3rd for stale memes

>241 bags

>no furry porn op
Good.

damn you are insane, dont stop til 1500

nth for heisting touhous

>yfw hearing someone in-game admitting he replaced Faks model with cummies

What's the point of snipers now crossbows are superiors on every points ?

Piercing and sniper buff in beta

Hide the train pain achievement is bugged and overkill knows about it?

>Train pain achievement,
>bugged,

Pick one and only one. It's fucking fine.

is the fuckign toothbrush in panic room even still there

nope

yes

I'd prefer to do it legitimately, without plastic surgery, but my patience is being tried.

I burned 2b offshore

me too lol

>join cook off
>player says he wants to do 25
>same
>we get to 18, and he says he needs to go
>blows up the lab
EVERY FUCKING TIME

Oh shit, it just gets better

>join another
>two of the three are in custody
>another is standing in the middle of a horde of cops
>the house is full of cops
>the basement is cops
>the getaway driver is a cop
>shoutraise the guy who was standing idly in this sea of cops from downed
>ask him what the hell's going on
>"afk"

Did I log into Autism.net by mistake or something?

Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Speedlock Holmes (voff_1)
- Target Practice: Assault Rifle (assault_rifle_100_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Rush B (daily_rush)
Brought to you by Sokol.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>sides jobs bot,
>no achievements pictures,

Get out you shill and tell Jules to fix that broken piece of shit of a broomstick. Shit is fucking disgusting.

yes, because you didn't host your own lobby

Can you still place a tripmine inside the vault without opening it

post mega jacket codes

Yup, still not fixed.

>someone blows up the lab, again
>"sorry guys, I needed to go"
Just cook my shit up

I'm going to keep trying, but making my own seems like a much better idea than pugging it.

These autists are never going to hit 25 bags. I didn't realise just how goofy some people could be until this.

mike is gay

Can you take the weapon mod off of a skin?

:^)

need one person to do Cooking With Style. join chat don't be a bitch I don't want to spend an hour kicking all the jose.hernandez.2003 who join my game

What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch?

>Tfw did that one today and the vault was literally open

>buff snipers
>sell SVD dlc

i'm onto your little game, overkill

As long as it's not a legendary, yeah.

You should be able to just hit Unequip Modification or w/e in the menu.

Cheers

What buff?

I need your best client faces, I lost my folder/

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The elephant is amazing.

That's true, black people better than other.

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/pdg/ christmas party at my house December 23 7pm you bring the booze I bring the bitches

Just got Infamy 2, which bonus do I get?

enforcer

>black people
>good at anything
niggers can't even steal right

Do any Twitch streamers have Payday giveaways?

I'll bring the coke. See ya there buddy!

100% pen damage I think

Day 2 of the biker heist wont load for me
Anyone else have this problem?

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I forgot i had the bigger one

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Where is Jimmy?

they left after doing this and I don't think they ever did any more anywhere else

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if you lowball i break kneecaps and you lose game of life

how the fuck do i install silent assassin? it doesnt seem to work even though i followed guides

>Using silent shitter in the first place

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So I haven't played since like, four months before the Yakuza pack went on sale. Are dodge builds still fun mode?

I want to lick solarpletex's tight asian pussy while she does a 2 hour Shadow Raid and records a webm.

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>sydney donation only has $18k

looks like almir gets to keep using the beard meme

>Pubbie guy gets assblasted and tasers you and wipes your ammo with pirate perfection because you played better than them with your dodge build after they talked shit in lobby

Loving
Every
Laugh

>dodge builds

What's the matter? Can't handle it?

What's the matter? Too much of a shitty player that you can't handle armor?

>jacket in an armor build

>Putting armor on Jacket

Scum, you die now

bulldozer was charging at me and ilija the sniper dropped him in one hit

>using armor while playing jacket
are ya fuckin gay

also
>jacket
>blue glove

I FINALLY GOT A COMMUNITY 2 SAFE AHAHAHA FUCK YOU BIKER SAFE NOT THIS TIME BITCH

>not using the skin unlocker

Sell the safe

but user his hand is blue on the website XDDD

i want you to delete this right now

Now that the dust has settled, do you guys like Sydney?

Fuck no, take it all

No, shes grating and the bogan drongo shit is silly

markmce is my dad

Markmce plays on overkill

watch me drop 2k

>using the skin unlocker

If she relly has a penis, yeah.

her pager lines are really bad and "drongo" fucks me off, besides that she's my favorite

She's my favorite to play

mega bonnie when

>wanting blue nose flames

Hopefully never. Bonnie is disgusting.

Yeah, but so is clover, so...

post guns

>>using the skin unlocker
>not using the skin unlocker