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>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>F2P information
help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
gw2dungeons.net/
dulfy.net/category/gw2/
>The Mistwar
wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timers
gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
gw2armorgallery.com/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
gw2bltc.com/
gw2shinies.com/
gw2spidy.com/
gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
tooltips.thatshaman.com/
tyria3d.com/
gw2dps.com/
>Writebin
pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W

Guild Wars 2 Veeky Forums Guilds:

NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, or Riathen
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Aktium, Amarin Luxtail, Kandra Wildfire, Strider Of Spring, or Dex Mindwrack

-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.

inb4 catposting

inb4 nobody posts and OP learns to stop making gw2g

ignore my post tho

Here is some cats.

vae nutting in kala

dickgirl kala nutting in cuntboy vae

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Yo nigs, guardian or warrior for PvE fun?

define fun for you

do you want to run slow as shit or 25% run speed like everyone else

but warrior has other ways to go fast.

they're both fun, i like guardian right now but warrior GS is way too good in pve. It has TWO movement skills that make you feel cool and you can throw your gs AND you can fling your sword around like some maniac. Go warrior.

Game died after headcrabs

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Master Ruseman, Awena, Valsi, Meyer The Shark, Surbrus Mindfang, Apothecary Beatus, Ancora Softpaw, Oren Nil
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
EU [Here]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Surbrus Mindfang, Ancora Softpaw, Vae The Spectre, Roxtar

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
Don't Join [FUN] or [HOPE]

Those are troll guilds made to trick members away from joining the real above official guilds.

I made this as a joke and it's silly that you actually copy pasted my version instead of using your own version you fucking retard.

>I made this as a joke and it's silly that you actually copy pasted my version instead of using your own version you fucking retard.

I posted this as a joke in the past and it's silly that you actually copy pasted my version instead of using your own version you fucking retard.

vae playing with his balls

cringe

add my fucking guild Keggin

I have 0 female characters and i dropped a total makeover kit, so i am probably change the gender of my human engineer.
Any recommendation for a skimpy armor?

medium btw

yes

you will never have your own femrat to cry out your name and beg for more

>tfw have had multiple
>the rat orgy doesnt count

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>you will never have your own femrat
feels good

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They don't have much since it's all coats and shit. Prob cultural tho

>interrupting
i lose interest in the game. Probably will stop playing for another few months. Perhaps until the next expansion.

But I still have some ~400g which i want to invest into something. Not sure if Black Lion skins or perhaps ectos (Multiloot nerf). Anyone with good ideas?

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Invest in me

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>thinking i would pay more than 1g for you

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It's time to let go, jugg.

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>shiny fluffy butt
yiss

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i like the big dicks
and the small dicks

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>no standards

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