/d2g/ - Dota Meme Shitposting Politics General

Some shitty tournament on or something who cares post epic baits and bantz!!!!

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INNOCENT

>Alt-Right won the election
>Now winning Dota

Reminder that VP and the CIS region are our guys.

>only good NA players are sand niggers

I have a confession to make. I dream every night about Mirana and Luna. You just know that they're passionate lovers that will do anything for each other. I imagine that Mirana is quiet and shy and Luna is fierce and outgoing, but in bed they always swap roles. Mirana is secretly the dominant partner, and Luna is a submissive slut. Every night I dream that Mirana ties Luna up tightly and uses one of her arrow heads to tear neat holes in her spandex. Then she forces Luna to take off her shoes with nothing but her mouth and worship her perfect feet, one in her mouth and the other rubbing Luna's pink pussy. Then she switches off and makes Luna taste her own juices while the other continues rubbing Luna into a pure ecstatic orgasm. Then Mirana flips Luna over and fucks her raw with a strap-on while Nova and Sagan fuck her in the mouth and booty-hole. Luna orgasms over and over and lets out screams and moans of joy, until everyone cums one last time in unison.

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>only good NA players are EU/Asian

>tfw you narrowly avoided losing ten grand on a dota bet because you got called into work early

Fuck me.

does anyone have video of the shever incident

1st for Ramzes

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

Trump is a fat cuck!

If you reply to this you're mad!!!!!!

I don't count them as NA players

anybody have that one picture of theeban? you know the one

>dat EE belly

>b-b-but hillary

you lost grow up

STOP WITH THIS SHIT MEME

NP will lose their next match

I mean theres 2 kind of NA players. White "true" na players, then asians and EU

anime ready to be BTFO

Purge is looking sharp!

nth for baiting people with the Sheever-Nahaz meme

lol look at how mad you are!!!

You're an assblasted shibbolethed semi-NEET anime cuck shill jew shitskin thirdie!!

>Does streamlink have an UI like livestreamer Twitch GUI?

streamlink works with the twitch gui

>Also what benefits does streamlink have over livestreamer?

livestreamer hasn't been updated a long time, streamlink is the continuation by a new dev

And people defend him.

EU player is an EU player even if he's playing for an NA team

where is DC's stress relief ball?

But if its 5 EU players playing in NA, its still an NA team, right?
lol

best waifu coming thru

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thanks for the (You)s on the last thread you stupid redditors

How are your fantasy drafts going?

an individual player's region and team's region are unrelated

The same way in a Spanish Football team there are like 3 Spanish players total and they still are considered Spanish.

Is there a pre compiled version?
i really don't feel like install python

Haha! This isn't dota but you post it every dota thread! This is sooooooooooo funny!

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btw it is confirmed that she fucked 2 people form the old DC where Aui played.
I bet she fucks the whole roster now on daily basis, sunsfan is ok with it.

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

No they're not, /d2g/ has to choose who they can root for, and who they play against and where isn't as important as who they are

Aui's sweatshirt looks hella comfy

it was Bulba wasn't it?

would someone PLEASE post the webm before the match starts? you know the one

when david beckham went to play in LA galaxy he was still british
62% of the players in the florida panthers are canadian but it's still an american team

why would it be different for esports?

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I heard she doesn't just stick to guys...

I'm just sitting here shaking my head. how can one woman look this good? I just don't understand how Sajadene can be so attractive

gotchu familia

/OURGUYS/ are PLAYING

Of course she did. All women are sluts, especially ones involved in gaming in any way.

Because of what the norm in esports is atm
Sure, it's more accepted in NA because youre multicultural anyways, but if just 1 out of the 3 regions generally accepts that, its not the norm yet

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where is she now

>gookshitters

cringe

>the moment Universe realized that he had made a huge mistake joining this memesquad is on camera
based

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is Virtus Pro playing more games today?

in my penis

leave the lane

So i haven't followed this game since ti6.
How are my slavbois VP and Vega?
Who is currently top5 strongest teams?

>dotard
>is gay
What a surprise.

>this stream was so long ago source1 was still around
I feel old

shes asian

>Kick the best host for being an ass
>Hire the other, and for some reason don't give him permission to do panels anymore
>Have a comfy host from the SC2 scene who knows how to do casual
>decide to kick him and get the most Chad, fake smile, know nothing ESPN suitman possible
So we're going back to the shitty ESPN style, right

based Purge told him to fuck off

VP is in top5
vega literally whos

thats what valve has been aiming for since the beginning

each TI only got more and more away from the casual sense we want

>/ourguys/ NP and ourest of guys ee-sami are about to btfo gooks

>webm related : NP(Japan) on the right and MVP(gooks) on the left :

He knows he's the new guy coming into the scene, he knows he has the responsibility to prove himself to the viewers. He knows the stigma of personalities coming from one scene to the other
And still he calls "game 3" a "map 3"

>never get richard lewis because of leddit

He even referenced kek on tv

firstpicking jugg good/bad?

>in my penis

no, they are placed first in their group

>each TI only got more and more away from the casual sense we want
but TI6 was a step back to casual

>tune in
>envy is 19/1 while his opponent is 35/8
hmm

benomancer

jugg depends on team picks not on enemy counters

>yfw yames shoots gabe and takes over valve under trump presidency

dotards???

No, it was TI4 or something that went overboard, then they got backslash and went back on it, but is it coming back now, with a literal Chad already in the CSGO ESPN scene as our host
Isnt he part of Thorins podcast circlejerk? No thanks

>Straight shit
Wrong thread.

BAFFLED

EE got crit like 3 times

>EE

it just keeps happening

>come back from making some food
>EE dies

SCIENCISTS!

>EE

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>Trump allowing foreigners to buy American businesses

Have we ever had 2 valve events in 1 patch before?

>SVG is short for savage
ooooh that makes sense

no wait scratch that
EE is 19/1 with a fucking drow on his team and while playing mirana

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BAFFLESD

>EE

NP, or at the very least Envy, is getting exposed for being utterly DOGSHIT

>EE

>rich corporate slaver vs penniless man
hmm wonder who Trump would side with really makes your noggin jiggle

>EE

You can't make this shit up