/owg/ - Overwatch General

>get placed in plat
>soloqueue to diamond
>get bored because none of your friends play OW

Anyone else in the same boat? I don;t think I am good enough to soloqueue to Master, and I do not have any friends that play the game so I cant duo/trio my way there, so I see no reason to play.

>Reached Master spamming Torb now
Now I'm just ashamed I ever had trouble getting to this level.

How are people this bad?

This shouldn't be possible.

Bastion is not a omnic

I luv my girlfriend!

>Best girl
But that's Amélie.

ARCADE STATS WHEN

IS there an actual spray pattern for 76, sombra's MP, bastion, etc, or is it just a meme and the spray direction is decided by RNG?

The closest thing to "spray pattern" is S76's 3-shot accuracy. It's all random which is why it's a meme.

>Genji main forced to play support wins every fucking game
is Ana actually this fucking easy?

It's impossible to be too bad for Master. See:

Fug the smug

reminder that our guy taimou is the best player in the world and we love how much he triggers redditors

have you ever played comp while being piss drunk

how'd it go

Oh look at the time!

ITS HIGH NOON!

DRAW!

I thought there was actually a guy who posted here who was pretty high up, he always picks mcree or tracer even when the team needs something else cause he's a fucking faggot.

>Eats doritos
>drinks mountain dew
>Nerf this
>gg
>winky face

Disgusting

i want to suck the farts out of mei's pooper

>All /owg/ talks about is Comp never 3v3 Elimination
I love that mode man! Zaria shines in 3v3. She is a great counter to the ubiquitous Roadhog

What is he, then?
>look in wiki
>robot
Oh, just a robot, then.

What I'd REALLY love is a dry, pragmatic omnic with literally no spirit of survival, i.e. "doesn't matter if I die, every component of me can be replaced" to play a counterpart against the humanist, life-loving Zenyatta

>implyng you wouldnt love to go to her place to eat doritos and drink dew toguether all night

this is now /zg/ - zenyatta general
you MUST fuck off if you play a shit hero (anything that isn't zenyatta)

I'd rather just lick her feet all night instead 2bh

fuck off
omnics are literal niggers of the future
they probably smoke robocrack, too

Friend of mine did.

He dropped to ~1700 and we couldn't queue with him anymore.

what a depressing life to lead

YOU are the one who's supposed to fuck off
why are you posting in a general that isn't for you you fleshy abomination

ONLY ZENYATTA POSTING BELOW THIS LINE

_________________________________________

Tournament usage graph?

No.

>missing a chance to go to her place for some starcraft and "chill"

Nah man, gotta get it in you know.

Although shes going to have to stop drinking mountain dew and eating doritos.

This guy is cool.

And I was the user who was walltexting shit about ADD being useful for Zen.

I hope we meet in No Limits one day so we can roam the map as Zen duo.

I've seen a lot of Lucio x Junkrat stuff, is it really that popular? They don't anything in common aside from being lean twunks.

With a new competitive season come new opportunities and a chance to inject some new blood. Come drop by the Overwatch Masters Club if you'd like a discord primarily focused on Competitive Overwatch with some bantz in between!

discord.gg/hy2UCJK

>do placement with friends
>get placed back in high diamond
>friends all placed 2200 and below
>cant queue with them anymore

solo queuing sucks

What's the best way to counter a good widow? The kind that headshots you in a tiny gap for a split second. So far I've been reporting them for cheating so I dont get matched up and my mmr goes down but this isnt really sustainable in the long run. Winston is a very poor counter since the majority of good widows will headshot you in succession mid air and what not

Did they ever fix the issue with Sombra's hack passing right through barriers?

>play lots of symm
>will play lots of symm after rework
>people will accuse me of being a symm tourist

oh no

yes

Don't feel bad, I use Symm a lot too and I'll likely be called that as well.

Sombra

>expecting shipping faggots to make any sense
also
>lucio is a fucking dwarf

Post yfw you realized the best way to carry is by playing dps

taimou you're drunk, go away

There is only Reinhardt. Zen can do some suppressive fire behind his shield but that is it.

>mfw

Keep in mind you actually have to be GOOD at DPS. Sgitting out damage just builds ylt charge if you're not getting picks

We need a full 6 Zen squad
Fleshies are just being fucking faggots, as usual

is there some sort of discount I can find somewhere on this game? The Canadian dollar is so shit right now.

>First placement match
>3 females in game
>Im a gurrrl picking a gurll

Oh fuck me

>that awkward feel when your team is spread so thin you have no good choices
>team needs 2nd healer
>2nd tank
>2nd DPS
>but you can only choose one and you have a widow main on your team that are unwilling to switch

Can widow get nerfed again, because I really am not enjoying seeing them commonly once more.
I like it when she was an unpowered pick because then the autistic mains had a reason to switch off her because they knew her limits.

But now if you argue the fact its just "SHE GOT BUFFED SHE GOT BUFFED" and the other team just steamrolls 6v5

This

A supported Reinhardt is literally the only certain way to stop a good widow.
Preferably teamed up with Zen, but Ana, another widow, or McCree do the job as well.

The Origins Edition was cheaper than the regular edition several days ago

>6 Zens
>[ENLIGHTENMENT INTENSIFIES]
yes...
YES

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I play Genji and Hanzo in Overwatch, and spend my days perfecting my aim and skill.

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

Can someone post that WebM of Lucio strafing side to side while walking at a widow while moving at incredible speeds?
I want to add Euro beat to it.

I want to hug the smug so tight.
>perfect small blue tiddies to hold close

>silver portrait mercy instalock
>check profile
>400 hours of mercy spread across QP and comp
>its a girl
>only pockets and solo rezzes her shitty duo pharah
>pharah shoots to the rescue to defend mercy's honor when our team tells her to switch to ana already

Yeah, I regret not jumping on that.

>so enlightened they merge into a six-headed twelve-armed shining being of mechanical purity

Who's hoping Doomfist has a heal so we can have a 5 tank + Ana meta?

How do they do it?

I've been climbing ever so slowly as healslut, her skill ceiling is knowing when to hide and rez and that's it really

Not too much longer until Christmas skins

Delicious chocolate

Anyone wanna join me for some games?

How many dildos do you own

>e-sports is tank meta
>normal players its 4 offense+widow meta

Really makes you think huh.

How high in ranked do you have to be to escape the instant offense/sniper lockers.

>Doing really well as a character
>Someone instalocks them when you switch sides

Fuck you cunt

I believe they'd just become one massive glowing light right on top of the point that can teleport, pull enemies into it at will and pulverize them on contact

BOW TO THE HEXA-ZEN, MORTALS

why are there so many ragers and children in comp? it makes the mode unplayable unless you mute chat and voice

I'm mainly wondering if he's going to be offense, defense, or tank. Personally I can see him as a tank or defense, can't really be offensive running around punching things in this game.

>his Ultimate is launching his fist that you can control and fly around socking people in the face

They queue with a group. When I ran across that player they were in a group of three and the other two were both around that SR.

I've seen pro Genjis who kill Widow with no problems.

It's not me you imbecile
Although I wish it was

OK, say you get to do ONE thing and one thing only:
hug the smug
fug the smug

What do you do?

>heal
>slut
this is why fleshies will never embrace tranquility

100% plays in a stack, have fun playing mercy solo.

It's either 2-2-2 or 1-3-2 in Masters games, what elo are you at if people pick snipers?

>tfw literally getting triggered from Diva in every game

holy fucking christ 600hp is fucking broken. Retard blizzard faggots. The change to her shield was enough.

Please respond.

Gold is fun though. It's funny killing ulting genjis with Mercy

>you will never be smothered by THICC Mercy's breats as she power boosts your penis

only drugs and alcohol can numb this pain of existence

>tfw have to heal and do the dps' job

Do you keep cosmetics, achievements and stats across regions?

yes.

kys

How the fuck is this possible, anyway?

QUCK

ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS

>age?
>comp, arcade or qp?

What's the likelyhood of best girl getting another skin for Christmas? I missed out on both and am considering buying Imp even though it's shit.

I'm carrying as Winston

Winston?