/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

>I dont understand a gimmick but I'm going to try one anyway because YOLO

Go back to youtube dumbfuck, we don't want you here

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=3157&start=20

Please give me feedback user-San!

What are some subtle fun ways to grief people, besides brewing space lube and shoving them in garbage compactors

you're garbage, deadmin yourself

Why don't you kill him and find out?

steal their bag, put a mousetrap in it and then give it back

Just the HoP but realistically someone will probably fight you.

Ignore them
Gets some people so anally twisted they grudge you until the next year and shitpost a plenty

Killing station pets is a crime, if someone beats the shit out of you on the excuses of street justice and doesn't hide the body, valid salad.

Course, the HoP can and will kill you, debrain you, space the body, remove any genetic backups you might have and make braincake he will feed to his new pet, Lisa.

Sorry Jim. I thought I could rescue you from the clutches of security with a law change, but the AI was too quick for me. Maybe I just made things worse.

A dirty station triggers me like nothing else.

Run around maint snipping wires.
Steal all the food/medkits/other useful stuff you can and demand payment for them.
Break into places just to steal stuff instead of taking it.

REMOVE TREE

Are there any things that CANT be cleaned, like robot debris on deff? I'd like to fix all that up because it's irritating to find decals that aren't "real"

Keep harm/grab/disarm on, and keep bumping into them in the hallway/pushing them when they're at a desk.

Take things they're working on away from them and make them chase after you, or throw it in the disposals.

>be diona nymph
>ventcrawl into the cap's office, find braindead cap, strip his shit
>realize he had a SPS, immediately jump into disposals
>half a second later the HoS comes in
>looks around for 30 seconds, stopping right next to disposals twice, bin won't flush for some reason
>stay in there until he leaves
>use my newfound spare ID to discretely enter all the secure places I can and disposals everything of value
>sec doesn't suspect a thing
>eventually get caught
>had my spare ID inside a box filled with 7 activated mousetraps
>mfw warden slowly and painfully sticks his hands in there over and over

Man, being a bartender is really chill. I'm really enjoying this so far.

Alright folks, in response to this, learn this neat lil trick from me.

Carbon, blood and vomit in grenades will make the station a absolutely filthy place, rush the cockroach near south medical and get it to someplace safe, drop random trash and food near it, watch a completely pandemic of roaches, get the eggs and relocate them hidden in places like under tables and shit, nobody ever finds them, spread enough of em and the station descends into turk vile.

>slippy tells me to stuncuff robotics
>robotics tells me to not listen to slippy
>hear from a borg that slippy is in the upload
>go there to make sure no funny business happens
>slippy tells me to turloads on
>can't hear him
>wiggle

>Become Jim, the nice diona
>Go to perma, raise diona
>Get told the tale of Gustavo finding a sec ID and raiding evidence
>Security patrolling everywhere, he tries to break out, they see him and chastise him
>Put him in a body bag, say he's dead
>People come by, and take him away
>Power goes out
>My children are greentiding
>Slate just wants us all out
>See Gustavo in solitary
>Get forced out by slate
>Head to the AI core and talk with the tree
>Guard the upload
>Watch Bear Hands set himself on fire due to a diona roasting him
>One of my diona want to upload a law involving me
>Get arrested until they take prints
>Tree is now in front of medbay, try to protect him, fail
>Depressed, head to the holodeck
>Gustavo talks me into leaving the station
I shouldn't be feeling anything, and yet I am

Many newfolks, good to see.

Last time I was a bartender some station engineer came and rebuilt the bar into a giant circular table that encompassed the bar than put in windows and a custom door that only allowed me access

was tits but I had to go to work after he completed it :'(

Delete this.

Fuxk no, hell, I just remembered, its blood, vomit, carbon and radium/unstable mutagen grenades, it makes such a ungodly mess, its great.

You adorable little shit.

Gloves block the mousetrap damage, it was more an annoyance than anything.

Wow, sounds neat. I didn't get anything quite like that, but some guy was cool enough to clone me a whole army of monkeys to act as mascots for the bar.
Also, shoutouts to Noah, Grey and Mark, my best customers!

if im a milf, an i activate delta, and hack apcs while delta is active, will that shorten the countdown, or will the countdown only be as low corresponding to however many apcs i had before i engaged delta

It was an annoyance and it was so sweet.

Good round.

This shit is why I always carry welders with me, so I can kill all nymph's, if you were a decent nymph you'd have stayed in botany till you grew up you lil son of a bitch.

Fucking tree niggers, its a good thing you tiny ones are valid.

>be security officer
>there's a random-ass bird with a revolver in his hand in plain hallway
>can't shoot worth shit, either
>after that's taken care of, go check out a maint call
>engineer shows up dragging the shard
>throws something into the shard to abuse insta-screenwide stun, then throws me into the shard
>then the idiot touches the shard and ashes himself too
>ghost immediately goes braindead as soon as he dies
Wow.
The two opposite extremes of "muh antag roll".
And both of them make me sick.

>I'm unrobust
>IT'S EVERYONE ELSES FAULT

Post your shit on reddit please, we're here to dicuss spess and not stroke your ego

why make shitty bait?
who benefits?

When you opened that door to the bar after i convinced you it unleashed hell on earth on my ass, the wind was so powerful is sucked me in the bar backroom from the mule entry, smashed my skull and proceeded to pull me out of here.
It's a miracle i got out alive.

>wanting to be robust
>thinking you can only have fun if you're robust

Has Intigracy gone off the deep end?

Someone copied my shard technique from earlier that day? What an imitator faggot.

someone post "the metaclub must be removed from our server"

Wow all this salt over a shitty voice chat channel.

not really no

Intigracy is right though, Kolith is still so immature. Celt made a giant mistake when he even considered re-adminning him after he got 1. Banned for being a fucking terrible player
and 2. got his admin taken away because he constantly fucked up and then spammed the banlog with the bee movie script.
How much has he even adminned since coming back?

Hating Kolith is a stupid fucking meme. Cluster is much worse and has complete control over the server from his coding ivory tower.

Using the shard to kill people is nothing new

the difference being Clusterfack is a god complex sociopath but still single-handedly made the entire server the best performing one worldwide
Kolith is just a dipshit full-time with nothing of worth to make up for it

I have no idea why people talk about clusterfack like he's literally satan.

What did he do that was so evil?

He's never closed one of my PRs without cause. He's always given me reasonable steps to having a PR merged if it did not meet a standard.

@Kolith

Resign now, go out whilst you still have dignity. Your days are numbered, you will not last a week.

t. Cluster

...

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>tfw want to code
>don't even know how to hello world
coders please code good skills for me thanks

?

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=2476

For once, people realize that kolith and company don't actually help out the server a lot and that their admin status isn't actually contributing much.

If anyone does stupid law breaking shit whilst admins ain't here, you make a ban request with logs and they will ban anyways, they tend to wait till round end for bans anyhow, so not like it matters.

Finished.

Reposting my World Record SS13 Speed run 100%
youtube.com/watch?v=qTd1N8z2V2A

I am going to beat your time

>Uncleaned Messes: 626 (-626 Points)
>Trash on Station: 6 (-6 Points)

BUZZ

Clean it harder.

>Throw away Slippy's stupid balaclava
>Steal hand tp to fuck around with
>Wild ride clones me immediately when laser'd
Clowning successful.

>trying to hit the blinking wizard

>not carrying a spray bottle to constantly spray the shard

But still rare since it's easy to shard yourself like a dumbass. This and most people doesn't even know what a shard is or what it's mechanics are.

So whats the deal with other races?
What are the benefits?

>untalented youtube animator uploads "lets play space station 13"
>sudden surge in griefing faggots
>they all act like it's TTT in space
>they post dumb shit in the thread like "how to grief without get ban"

FOSTER
TURN ON THE FUCKING PANIC BUNKER

>seeweed nigger got so buttblasted I called him mediocre as fuck, he went full autist and started speed running

My sides.

The shard is a powergaming tool used by shitty engineers to put the entire station in a blackout while they play autism fort for screenshot bragging.

Kolith doesn't admin.

I log on during his timeslot. Past two weeks I've seen him maybe twice during my 2 rounds a day.

I'd take Dizor over Kolith, at least they'd log in.

...

fuck off back to youtube

youre just jealous of my time

I can beat your time

you can't execute my frame perfect pill grabs, honey. i'd like to see you try, honestly. whatever : )

are pomfcoin unlocks allowed in this speedrun?

I thought you were meming
Then i saw that you are right

Panic bunker when?

Grey:

Advantage: Send a mind message to anyone you've heard speak in person before. Usually abused by metafags to send messages to their friends when they are getting the succ

Disadvantage: Water is polyacid

Diona:
Immense brute regeneration, basically unbeatable in any fight that involves brute
No blood

Disadvantage:
Moves slowly (but every diona just downs hyperzine to go at full speed anyway)
Takes 200-250% extra burn damage, so if you get lasered or welded, it's goodnight

Plasmamen:

+Half damage from burns
+Start with a hardsuit

-Have to breathe plasma or die
-Have to keep their suit on or die (in a fire)
-Take 1.5x brute damage
-Ss-ssss-ss

Vox

+Start with a hardsuit
+Vox metaclub is tight as fuck, they love eachother

-Have to breathe nitrogen or die
-Everyone except Vox hate you

Skeleton:

+Doesnt need to breathe

Disadvantages:

-No pills
-Extremely crackable
-ACK ACK

What metaclub members are even left to be made trialmin?

I'm pretty sure it is on t b h. Been on for awhile

wheres it redirecting to?

>skeleton not listed as a + for being a skeleton

I don't think you can get internal bleeding either. Surgery on skeletons is easy peasy

Reminder that Kolith can not be deadminned. DrCelt is his friend. He'll at best remove a flag and say " last chance in serious"

Show the admins you hate Kolith, reply to this post with your ckey and together we can get Kolith deadminned.

It hasn't, been toggled off thanks to pub and he refuses to turn it back on for no good reason, even pomf noticed it when I asked if it was on.

Fuck if I know

Xenovix and amikawaii, but they mostly just jerk eachother off rather than participate in the larger jerk

Zenny

Actually
Diona:
+Immense brute and toxin regeneration (IN LIGHT), basically unbeatable in any fight that involved brute or toxin (IN LIGHT)
+This means you can overdose on almost anything with no repercussions (IN LIGHT)
+No blood
+No o2 damage, ever

-Moves slowly (hyperzine fixes this, but soon hyperzine will only have partial effectiveness, so they're about 60% as fast as humans plus immunity to slowdown, which is fine)
-Takes 200-250% extra burn damage and can never heal it without meds, so if you get lasered or welded, it's goodnight
-Cannot regen in the dark
-Cannot ride mechs or hide in lockers without losing regen (and dying very quickly of overdose)

xeno366
kolish and kuranon is SHIT

xenovix

>kuranon
>shit

lemonthefruit

I thought that too, but the last times I went to go check it it asks if I want to turn it off, not on.

Mikecari