does anyone want to suck this fart out of my butt?
Caleb Brooks
>The Black King Dire Melee Strength Hero 23 Str + 3.0 16 Agi + 1.8 19 Int + 2.0
Q - WE All of the Black King's allies and himself are empowered with a sense of unity. +2/3/4/5 armor and 5/10/15/20 damage per allied hero within 400 range. 6 second duration, 15 second cooldown, 140 mana cost
W - WUZ The Black King and nearby allies remember their past, giving them strength and the determination to continue on. +3/6/9/12 health regen and 1/2/3/4 mana regen per second per nearby allied hero within 400 range. Lasts 4 seconds, 12 second cooldown, 120 mana cost
E - KINGS The Black King is a King, and he knows it. His sense of self worth and importance grants him the ability to shift into an Avatar State. 7/8/9/10 second spell immunity and Avatar 40 second cooldown, no mana cost
R - N' SHIET The Black King spews profanity and insults at his enemies, reducing their will to fight and reducing concentration. Reduces all damage from enemy heroes within 600 range by 10/20/30% and slows by 20% for 6 seconds. 80 second cooldown 300 mana cost
Elijah Watson
i like it
Thomas Roberts
...
Carter Adams
Wisp things.
Joshua Rogers
>pick pudge >lose
Luke Reed
cringe
Hunter James
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Luna. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Luna pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Valve create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
Jaxson Powell
...
Lucas Jackson
I like it
Ryder Hughes
>tfw watching sing instead of major
Justin Barnes
...
Daniel Wright
>Watching Reddit man.
Christopher Sanders
9 MORE SLEEPS
9 MORE SLEEPS
9 MORE SLEEPS
9 MORE SLEEPS
9 MORE SLEEPS
Daniel Sanders
What is it with NP and le shitting in my mouth lady
Carson Foster
nice
Dominic Miller
What's NP's win condition this game?
Hudson Wright
...
Samuel Butler
>22 days before xmas
NYEK hek hek hek, merry xmas doturds!
Aiden Clark
but user it's only 20 days until christmas
Adam Clark
wew lad is that real?
Brandon Wright
Kill the enemy's ancient.
Owen Ward
Are your ready for Gustav tomorrow?
Luis Perez
haha what do you think their sweaty fatfolds smell like haha im just curios for laughs i would like to smell them
Christian Rogers
>when the doturd forgets her dota ohayou :/
Cameron Martinez
u2!!! :3 :3 :3
Nolan Jackson
roastie BTFO
Ryan Martinez
does it look real? why would a tanning bed have some hydraulic press mechanism strong enough to crush a human skeleton?
Kevin Adams
obviously not you retard do you think those things have the power of an industrial presser?
Nathaniel Powell
post more Kleo
Evan Lewis
>unironically saying (((((((X))))))mass not to offend shitskins and being offended by white heritage
hello beta male
Joseph Edwards
fuck you
Alexander Diaz
what the fuck makes you think a tanning bed would close with that kind of force under any circumstance
Brody Hill
...
Brayden Miller
>that belly fat eww
Grayson Perez
Reup to fix a small error
Envy is a fraud and can *literally* only hit creeps
Jayden White
Hey!
Elijah Martinez
fuck you i celebrate honnuhkuh and feliz navidads
Aaron Roberts
Will Batrider EVER be truly balanced?
Ayden Butler
man you sure are a retard, start the clip 5 seconds earlier and end sooner
Gavin Long
no
Andrew Jenkins
he seems pretty balanced at the moment
Andrew Adams
SVG is fucking garbo lmao.
Thomas Jones
Will Dork seer EVER be truly balanced?
Jordan Robinson
He's part of the Old Boyz club though so it doesn't matter how washed up he is, just like Bulba, Dendi, RTZ
Jaxon Clark
>watch an envy dies >look away to phone to respond to something >look up at stream to see envy dying again
Caleb Sanders
yeah its called stuns
fuckign retard """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""pros"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" refuse to draft stuns and lose wow
Benjamin Nelson
>had a sore inside my mouth, not a cold sore tho >right near my bottom front teeth, can't stop tonguing/rubbing it with my teeth >concerned, considering seeking medical help, the sore is growing >it just broke open
thank fuck
Dominic Stewart
I could have made a compilation of failed stuns, that's not the point. The point is he almost died to a support
Mason Cook
I dont mind desu, its not really cancer hero, you definitely require some skill to be good batrider player, thats why the hero is meta for 4 years straight.
Tyler Myers
your loss
William Rivera
So on a scale from 9/01 to 11/30 how "this fall" did they mean that "this fall"?
David Gray
Does Pudge still have no success in pro games? He gets picked occasionally but doesn't seem so successful. Yet he's a menace in pub games, even in very high MMR ranges.
Will the madman buff him again?
Dylan Bailey
I disagree
Justin Mitchell
what did it taste like
Adrian Murphy
>getting offended over a little word and someone being considerate
hello beta male pretending to be an alpha male
Bentley King
make the lasso cd constant 90sec
Luke Bell
>not liking a tiny bit of paunch
Jacob Myers
december 12th
Carson Harris
it didn't have a taste desu. i just felt a warm gush and went to the mirror
Julian Moore
BAFFLED
Jace Butler
The entire fucking point is that he charged up stun before his blink was off cd
silencer being farmed has nothing to do with it fucking 2k idiots
Jordan Ward
american measures are fucking stupid
fall starts september 21 and ends december 21
fucking dumbass amerisharts
Ryder Powell
...
Cooper Young
you can see the stun was started up before the blink is ready without seeing the first 2.5 seconds where nothing happens dumb dumb
the close escape adds comedic value to the stun failure
James Cooper
Are you sure it wasn't a penis
Samuel Morgan
what hero do you pick when you just want to hit some crackas
Landon Campbell
You are currently being hunted down by the last dota hero you played as. The only person who will protect you is a carry hero played by EternalEnvy. How fucked are you?
Elijah Myers
...
Ayden Watson
uhh doturds?
Daniel Gray
thoughts?
Andrew Thompson
THE MADMAN
Dylan Hughes
I wanna watch a Boston major game before sleep, I have time for only one. Haven't watched any.
What game should I watch?
Noah Garcia
It's pretty obvious envy though he could just walk up to the guy and stun him, he's an idiot either way
Jayden Gomez
bulba is good?
Carter Watson
The least hype majors to date rofl
At least shanghai had good teams and great games .
Dylan Gomez
stutters multiple times, you didnt fix shit
does big daddy PSG have to step in and do your webm for you? I dont even care about this game anymore
Nathaniel Myers
unironically laughed
Aaron Walker
Does force staff razor work with his Q like it does with shiva's?
Elijah Kelly
why are teams even trying you can't even get eliminated from group stage
just do clowny shit
Blake Gonzalez
Wings intentionally lose to force LGD in Seed 4
Hunter Rodriguez
ayy punished misery
Ian Jackson
>3 D-Dotard post moar
John Jones
NP vs. Newbie, game 1
A symphony of placid bafflement
Jack Morales
i can see a bit of dick, delet this
Cameron Hall
>pick QoP >lose >pick QoP again
>pick Razor >lose >pick Razor again
wtf is wrong with Envy
Sebastian Turner
@161775591 Good. Fuck off.
Kevin Brooks
wings WGU game 2
Jaxson Ross
S triple C is a fucking baller.
Isaiah Brown
>NP getting fucked by Drow strat
Like pottery
Adam Reed
it's a baguette
Jayden Turner
>linkens manta dusa >winning uhh dotards
Brayden Cooper
autism
Christopher Miller
YO A FUCKING 3K WOULDNT MISS THESE HOOKS
Kayden Wilson
is that n0tail? looks more like n0musclemass to me lel
Carson King
>close the night with an NP game >everyone goes home underwhelmed and disappointed what an anticlimactic end to the day