Dota 2 General - /d2g/

9 DAYS TILL PATCH edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/

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mods are sleep post sheever

does anyone want to suck this fart out of my butt?

>The Black King
Dire Melee Strength Hero
23 Str + 3.0 16 Agi + 1.8 19 Int + 2.0

Q - WE
All of the Black King's allies and himself are empowered with a sense of unity.
+2/3/4/5 armor and 5/10/15/20 damage per allied hero within 400 range.
6 second duration, 15 second cooldown, 140 mana cost

W - WUZ
The Black King and nearby allies remember their past, giving them strength and the determination to continue on.
+3/6/9/12 health regen and 1/2/3/4 mana regen per second per nearby allied hero within 400 range.
Lasts 4 seconds, 12 second cooldown, 120 mana cost

E - KINGS
The Black King is a King, and he knows it. His sense of self worth and importance grants him the ability to shift into an Avatar State.
7/8/9/10 second spell immunity and Avatar
40 second cooldown, no mana cost

R - N' SHIET
The Black King spews profanity and insults at his enemies, reducing their will to fight and reducing concentration.
Reduces all damage from enemy heroes within 600 range by 10/20/30% and slows by 20% for 6 seconds.
80 second cooldown 300 mana cost

i like it

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Wisp things.

>pick pudge
>lose

cringe

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Luna. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Luna pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Valve create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

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I like it

>tfw watching sing instead of major

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>Watching Reddit man.

9 MORE SLEEPS

9 MORE SLEEPS

9 MORE SLEEPS

9 MORE SLEEPS

9 MORE SLEEPS

What is it with NP and le shitting in my mouth lady

nice

What's NP's win condition this game?

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>22 days before xmas

NYEK hek hek hek, merry xmas doturds!

but user it's only 20 days until christmas

wew lad
is that real?

Kill the enemy's ancient.

Are your ready for Gustav tomorrow?

haha what do you think their sweaty fatfolds smell like haha im just curios for laughs i would like to smell them

>when the doturd forgets her dota ohayou
:/

u2!!! :3 :3 :3

roastie BTFO

does it look real?
why would a tanning bed have some hydraulic press mechanism strong enough to crush a human skeleton?

obviously not you retard do you think those things have the power of an industrial presser?

post more Kleo

>unironically saying (((((((X))))))mass not to offend shitskins and being offended by white heritage

hello beta male

fuck you

what the fuck makes you think a tanning bed would close with that kind of force under any circumstance

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>that belly fat
eww

Reup to fix a small error

Envy is a fraud and can *literally* only hit creeps

Hey!

fuck you i celebrate honnuhkuh and feliz navidads

Will Batrider EVER be truly balanced?

man you sure are a retard, start the clip 5 seconds earlier and end sooner

no

he seems pretty balanced at the moment

SVG is fucking garbo lmao.

Will Dork seer EVER be truly balanced?

He's part of the Old Boyz club though so it doesn't matter how washed up he is, just like Bulba, Dendi, RTZ

>watch an envy dies
>look away to phone to respond to something
>look up at stream to see envy dying again

yeah its called stuns

fuckign retard """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""pros"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" refuse to draft stuns and lose wow

>had a sore inside my mouth, not a cold sore tho
>right near my bottom front teeth, can't stop tonguing/rubbing it with my teeth
>concerned, considering seeking medical help, the sore is growing
>it just broke open

thank fuck

I could have made a compilation of failed stuns, that's not the point. The point is he almost died to a support

I dont mind desu, its not really cancer hero, you definitely require some skill to be good batrider player, thats why the hero is meta for 4 years straight.

your loss

So on a scale from 9/01 to 11/30 how "this fall" did they mean that "this fall"?

Does Pudge still have no success in pro games? He gets picked occasionally but doesn't seem so successful. Yet he's a menace in pub games, even in very high MMR ranges.

Will the madman buff him again?

I disagree

what did it taste like

>getting offended over a little word and someone being considerate

hello beta male pretending to be an alpha male

make the lasso cd constant 90sec

>not liking a tiny bit of paunch

december 12th

it didn't have a taste desu. i just felt a warm gush and went to the mirror

BAFFLED

The entire fucking point is that he charged up stun before his blink was off cd

silencer being farmed has nothing to do with it fucking 2k idiots

american measures are fucking stupid

fall starts september 21 and ends december 21

fucking dumbass amerisharts

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you can see the stun was started up before the blink is ready without seeing the first 2.5 seconds where nothing happens dumb dumb

the close escape adds comedic value to the stun failure

Are you sure it wasn't a penis

what hero do you pick when you just want to hit some crackas

You are currently being hunted down by the last dota hero you played as. The only person who will protect you is a carry hero played by EternalEnvy. How fucked are you?

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uhh doturds?

thoughts?

THE MADMAN

I wanna watch a Boston major game before sleep, I have time for only one. Haven't watched any.

What game should I watch?

It's pretty obvious envy though he could just walk up to the guy and stun him, he's an idiot either way

bulba is good?

The least hype majors to date rofl

At least shanghai had good teams and great games .

stutters multiple times, you didnt fix shit

does big daddy PSG have to step in and do your webm for you? I dont even care about this game anymore

unironically laughed

Does force staff razor work with his Q like it does with shiva's?

why are teams even trying you can't even get eliminated from group stage

just do clowny shit

Wings intentionally lose to force LGD in Seed 4

ayy punished misery

>3
D-Dotard post moar

NP vs. Newbie, game 1

A symphony of placid bafflement

i can see a bit of dick, delet this

>pick QoP
>lose
>pick QoP again


>pick Razor
>lose
>pick Razor again

wtf is wrong with Envy

@161775591
Good. Fuck off.

wings WGU game 2

S triple C is a fucking baller.

>NP getting fucked by Drow strat

Like pottery

it's a baguette

>linkens manta dusa
>winning
uhh dotards

autism

YO A FUCKING 3K WOULDNT MISS THESE HOOKS

is that n0tail? looks more like n0musclemass to me lel

>close the night with an NP game
>everyone goes home underwhelmed and disappointed
what an anticlimactic end to the day

thoughts??