LESS THAN 24 HOURS

shouts out to all the moms letting us watch this on her prime account

Hey fuck you, my dad lent me his account. My mom's too cheap for prime

inb4 your mom joke

1h 15m

Shout out to all the parents letting us mooch the amazon accounts for a stupid car show.
Hey fuck you

So i'm guessing the first episode is gonna be the P1 vs 918 vs LaFerrari battle?

Yeah you're mom is pretty cheap.

ONE
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HOUR
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more importantly

youtube.com/watch?v=iOly7mJ-8O0

so one hour from now it should stream?
amazon.de just says fall 16 still

They said 00:01 GMT. Hopefully the massive influx of people won't crash Amazon's shit

So it's a livestream? Or will I be able to watch it later when I get home?

ITS FUCKING ON, they released early

its not

It is

it fucking is
fuck me
its on like dk

Its here boys

need stream just like canada's worst driver

You called it...

I have prime.

But 1080p download when?
I'd rather archive it, and watch locally.

I fucking love the Galpin Rocket and they put it in the first minute of the show.

The future is bright lads

connectcast.tv/bitcrusherrr

you streaming for us, pham?

yep

Good lad.

Looks like I'm going to ebd late tonight. I'll get me cuppa T ready

he's streaming guys

get in here

you are the man

its crashed FIX IT NOW FIX IT FIX IT

WHAT HAPPENED MATE?

F

>internet release
>bleep "fuck"
why

yeah this fucking annoyed me too

at least offer two versions, one uncensored and one censored for those who watch it with their kids

I HAVE NO AMAZON PRIME, WHERE TO WATCH RIGHT NOW? I CANT WAIT TILL TOMMOROW TO PIRATE FUCK OFF

>thought for sure it was like 7:01est
>go to check on it, maybe make a thread
>its already up
oh well ok then

the first torrents should be available in 1-2 hours

I just wanted to watch it together with Veeky Forums. Don't wanna watch it alone

I'm watching it right now!

It's happening!

STREAM IT I WANT TO WATCH WITH Veeky Forums

poorfags are such parasites lmao
kys

STREAM

FUCK OFF SLUT

We're only gonna pirate it later. Would be nice to watch it with Veeky Forums :^)

honestly it feels a little forced and canned, like the video quality is TOO high, feels less genuine

The torrent will be up by the time my shifts over at work. Meh.

>paying for entertainment in the form of a video
lol you're a fuckin chump bruv

Waiting for the 1080p torrent.

Then wait for the subtitles.

Oh it's awesome. Better than the old TG.

Ferrari sucks. Kind of.

>1:54.2
>1:54.4
>1:55.5

this is basically
>bully the may
the show

I just made a brand new Amazon account and got the free month trial for it, so I'm gucci.

36mins into the episode, it's cool and definately better than the new top gear but ehh, It's like a solid 7.5/10 show for me.

The whole thing seems so scripted, literally most of the conversations they had you can tell are scripted. (Not saying the old TG wasn't but atleast you didnt sense it everytime they talked together)

I'm nto really a big fan of reviewing hyper cars I'm never going to afford either, I always liked the used car challenges/roadtrips a lot more. I wouldn't watch TG if it wasn't for that.

fuck off

so clarkson calls the m2 the best M car ever made
at least he's right about something for once

this is shit

That was great, m8s

Proper chuffing bit of telly

>celebrity segment
NO STOP IT

...

i think they did . . .

1. 918
2. LA FERRARI
3. P1

SAME TYRES

1. 918
2. LA FERRARI
3. P1

SAME TYRES

Rate

Do it on a different track and watch the places all change.

9/10

Pretty sure the P1 is the fastest of the three. This was confirmed a year ago

It was as expected. Not better or worse than the old TG.
I'm pretty satisfied.

Can't watch because I don't have Amazon. Waiting on a torrent/10

It wasn't.

1:54:2 918
1:54:4 LaFerrari
1:55:5 P1

Same tyres
Driver: Jerome D'Ambrosio

>no "Jennifer" jokes
Kinda disappointed it won't be a running gag.

7/7

They even measured corner-speeds, had engineers and all that shit.

D'Ambrosio took a few laps with each car to learn the characteristics of each car and then pulled some clean laps.

On its special tires maybe but not this time

>Jerome D'Ambrosio
Oh dear.

>Kiff McManus name in the sound credits
>Kiff the one-armed soundman

That genuinely made me feel good seeing that he was still working with them.

Mike Skinner better not come back

9/10 no celebs

...

Show something that wasn't already in the trailers.

youtu.be/kkWl5ctiWyM

This playing for its entrance.

...

...

This. Clarkson even whined because of that.

Screw it. The truth is: These three cars have with all their different approaches THE EXACT SAME SPEED.

I mean, they couldn't even measure which one is the fastest in a drag race because every tenth off the line is important. Sure you could say they didn't want a clear winner, but we all know damn well how important reaction-times are, I mean look at F1 starts for example.

...

What shoes do F1 drivers use. Those might help.

I thought this was going to be in 4k

...

BRITAIN BTFO

GERMANY REIGNS SUPREME

FOUR WORLD CUPS AND ONE CAR RACE

youtube.com/watch?v=q3YPTkBRaOk

youtube.com/watch?v=PsaWMTqLDMs

ITALY

FOUR WORLD CUPS AND ALMOST FIRST IN A CAR RACE.

>new track looks like ebola virus

Kek

New stig is No Replacement for Displacement burger

...

This fat fuck destroys everything. I hate him already.

Maybe he crashes into the bomb or into the electricity or at least into a sheep.

...

this will be shitposted for months to come