/owg/ - Overwatch General

d.va fucking sucks edition

>Season 3 is live
>The rank that you receive after placement will be influenced by your rank from last season

>Also First Strike has been cancelled. Stop asking, you faggots

>Symmetra's changes
youtube.com/watch?v=elN-QGyToxM

>Official Website and Community
playoverwatch.com
us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/

>Live Patch Notes
us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752015856

>PTR Patch Notes
playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20379410

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
overstalk.io/

>Wiki
overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
gosugamers.net/overwatch
over.gg/

>Some shitty discord only autists care about
discord.gg/Mzpx4Yh

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First for omnics are the niggers of the future.

Question:
What kind of movies/music/etc do you think each character likes?

>We placed you lower but boosted the gains from wins and lessened the drop in losses to start.
>Open the season after placement with a 6-game losing streak
>already 100sr down
>Every game it's a wankfest of arguing about meta
>Everyone wants everyone else to play a different hero
>Try to be good, maybe can carry team. I just die a lot.

Jesse McCree
wish me luck for tonight, might not need it though.
/blog

Step right up

Jamison Fawkes!

Good luck, user! I bet you'll do great!

>only play random heroes these days
>nobody else plays it
Pretty lonely playing against the same 50 people

D.va cant be raped because she's a slut

Is McCree white? He has brown eyes and brown hair.

>queue time takes a minute
>join game that doesn't have enough players
>40 seconds of skirmish and then quits game and goes back to searching
it's getting annoying

>Hammer Down can hit you in midair

>queue time takes a minute
I wish. I was queueing for 4-5 minutes and the game I joined had 10 players, but still ended and had to go back into queue. Constantly happening.
I don't know why it's so unpopular.

We interrupt this stream to remind you, you suck!

youtube.com/watch?v=P0PzsAySfd8

>gold/platinum players

>wallriding on cp_anubis
>HAMMER DOWN
>50 feet in the air
>somehow affected by earthquake on the ground
>this proceeds to happen the rest of season 1
Play zen and zarya now so they don't mean shit to me now

>joing voice
>there is a girl
>we lose the game

like pottery

A reminder of your position as a D.va waifufag.

>tfw you don't listen to group chat
>tfw you reached mid diamond last season
>placed low diamond this season
Feels good.

I want to get good at Streetpig becuase I find him enjoyable to play, any advice?
Reticle type? Bloom or no bloom? Sensitivity?

Autism speaks

post cumdumpster for coggs

>that voice crack as he tells someones mouth would make a great holster for his fat chode

>Reticle type?
Whatever you're comfortable with
>Bloom or no bloom?
See above
>Sensitivity?
See above

>it's a get teamed with genji main and his pocket healslut twice in a row and lose both times episode

why did they remove the avoid player feature

What dpi and sens are you all using?

800dpi and 6 sens here

>volskaya
>attack
>can't get past choke
>switch to reaper
>flank
>pull 5 of them to point
>jump around
>survive, capture point
>no one mentions anything about your effort
sure is lonely at the top of silver

5000dpi and 5 sens for all characters
titty mousepads sure are small

...

I kind of want to tank my placements so I can climb up to Diamond and get free wins on my main -- is this a bad idea?

>Guy who picked Ana calls the dude a cunt, inciting the shit flinging.
Why didn't he get a report as well.

What is she contemplating /owg/ ?

Why are ANZ players so fucking terrible at this game?

>soldier 76 mains

>play hanzo
>41 objective kills, MVP
>potg
>votes go to below average mercy

>play mercy
>17k healed, MVP
>potg
>votes go to average reaper

c'est la vie

votes literally have no impact

yeah but it's nice to feel appreciated sometimes

Just say good job in voice chat.

healslut

That's kinda hot.

i think you misunderstand me

i mean, tip your healers, sure, but if you don't even notice them...

How is the Lucio that fucking bad?

Even though the hud is for PC, I think he's using a controller.

is this nice subreddit?

pls respond ok

>random heroes
>get nothing but support heroes
>try to heal
>die because you fucking know nobody's going to protect you
>lose because you don't have the ability to lead your peons to the point

downvote

I can understand why that guy flipped out. playing in gold is pure torture.

jesus christ the cancer is real

This is why I hardly want to play games anymore. It's full of faggots like this that make it completely unenjoyable.

Surprisingly literate. He should consider writing.

Hey bby can I see a little Justice?

>literally who are you

I'm just a guy that likes it when justice rains down on him. If you know what I mean.

How would an Overwatch Story Mode play?

>throw a discord on hog
>he still just walks through our team without dying
>not around the flank, just straight through the middle
>rein shield never up
>zarya bubbles never
>"wow zen why do you keep getting hooked"

you lying sacks of shit blizzard, diamond is still scrubleague

I figured it'd be separated by character

>Overwatch
>story
>writing
>lore

>D.va doesn't get a medal.

HA

Ideally, it wouldn't be a story mode per se, just a whole bunch of short missions where you need to use the starring characters abilities properly to progress. Just a couple of puzzles with some AI battles thrown in would be nice.

this has to be b8

is that zenyatta or mondatta?

I was thinking something along the lines of a Co-op mode where you and some friends play as the founding members of Overwatch (with more limited abilities, obviously).

D.Va has never been a member of Overwatch.

none, zen is 20yo

Is he floating?

neither

It's the president of omniggers

Why is Tracer there? Isn't she 26? She wouldn't have been part of Overwatch at the end of the war

Tracer would have been a baby in that picture

see
also i think Tracer doesnt age cause time travel

looks like phoenix wright

>playing random heroes
>get matched up with a bunch of salebabbies
>other team is full of people that have played through season 1
>playing on anubis
>level 19 tard is in spawn tryign to kill himself as zarya
>stare at him
>ask what the fuck this moron is doing
>"Zarya sucks I can't play her"
I want to reach through the screen and strangle these fucking children

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752178211

Same goes for McCree and Mercy. This is probably late in Overwatch's history.

She was confirmed to age normally.
twitter.com/westofhouse/status/758373334803292160

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752178211

>Can we censor the word Cuckold, please?

Which one of you was this

>cheats on someone
>gets cheated on
>baw it hurts me please censor cuck ingame cause it hurts

fucking bitch doesn't know what cuck means

Why do so many people insist on letting the attacking team form on the payload and try to defend further back? Isn't it a lot easier to defend if you can keep them from getting all 6 on the payload than hoping you stop all 6 once they've gained momentum?

>people actually play with the word censors on

Depends on where the choke is.

I'm talking maps like Route 76 and Dorado where they want to let the enemy team push it all the way to the corner for free then contend at the corner.

>Lets bang, you and me.

How do you respond to this tough situation.

If you're defending route 66 on top of the cart you're a fucking retard.
Enemy can easily get the highground with the path on the left (if you're attacking) and can flank you by going through both tunnels

sorry but i dont want to catch a STD

i double dare you to rank these maps by how defendable their last checkpoints are:
Hanamura
Temple of Anubis
Volskaya Industries
Dorado
Route 66
Watchpoint: Gibraltar
Hollywood
King's Row
Numbani
Eichenwalde

>We'll bang, OK?

I don't mean literally on the cart I mean in a position to contend so on the upper ramps/near the first street sign.

I had a team who wanted to set up defense on the fucking gas station and billboard so not only did the enemy team have momentum they had free access to 2 levels of flanking routes through the mine shafts

Yes. The choke.

no

Sure, I'll go to a pcbang with you, friend :)

>Play hanzo
>Tilt our team with the pick
>Tilt their team picking them off every second
I love it

And that's where you should set up the defense since you can cover both flanking tunnels, the cliff side and the main path.

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>Didn't use a winky face

Amateur.

I've held teams off on Dorado by fighting on that corner not sitting on the building on the far side after you turn.

DRAW

*bang*

Rain it seems

>Play comp
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>Spam A Button

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>Spam A button furiously
>Finally login
>Rejoin match
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>Return to menu
>Get suspended
>Lose 50 rating points

So this is grounds to sue Blizzard right? Seriously why the fuck are suspensions not able to be appealed?

Guys, help me out here. How do you deal with a team that's defending really well and dishing out serious damage? If I play tank, I'm deleted instantly. If I'm support, I can't deal with all the damage. Most of my lost games aren't because the team is trickling in one by one into the fight or doing other retarded shit like that, but rather because we can't break through the enemy's defense. Anyone got any tips? I'm fine with losing, but I don't like feeling like I haven't given my 100%.

I see what you did there.

>tfw you have to somehow gain over 1800 SR to make Diamond

You can accomplish the same thing by defending further up and not allowing the team to set up a free bastion + Rein or torb or whatever combo on the payload and start moving. It's a lot easier to defend when they have to take fire just to reach the payload and those that do get mopped up before they get much momentum.

If you let them get to the corner you're 1 team wipe away from them easily pushing past the gas station and approaching the checkpoint. If you team wipe up front you can still contend on the gas station/first corner