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The worst feeling in this game is carrying toxic players and throwers into a tie.

purple

>NOTHIN PERSONNELL AHO GA
ehe

>get stomped for 15 minutes in first comp game of the weekend
>party of 3 just instantly picks dps
>lose 3 points, enemy team has 7 minutes of time leftover
>we can't even move the payload 1 meter
>have 5 golds as reinhardt/zarya/zenyatta/lucio

How are you not supposed to be furious?

Post butt

you know the one

>A-user
>I was really impressed with your performance in last nights match
>s-so I wrote this letter for you

How do you respond to this video games situation?

found the redditor

>completely wreck attacking team
>attack time
>server crashes

BLIZZAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!

Fuck you.

is blizz getting DDOS'd again?

How do I git gud with D.Va?

"Could you have just told me straight-up rather than hand me a letter in person?"

>promise myself to not play comp on a sunday
>nearly give in but instead practice some heroes in QP instead
>apparently comp is fucked
>everyone dcing and losing SR and getting suspended
>tfw i dodged the sunday bullet

>responding without reading the letter first
fuck off

OP prove himself to be a gigantic faggot again.

Ranked is fucking boring.

US Servers shitting themselves for anyone else?

>DVA
Disgusting.
I'd call them bad and block them.

Now if it was a Mercy, that might be different

SAME WHAT THE FUCK!?

It keeps kicking me out of games.

The fuck is this shit!

twitter.com/BlizzardCS

Blizzard is getting ddos'd again

I played 2 games and they both had people disconnecting

>that qt blueberry
Lads, how did Talon make her so perfect?

wtf do these script kiddies have to prove

...

2 shitty placements left but I'm out for now then.

>play my first match out of placements tonight
>dc
>lose 50 points

fucks sake

digitalattackmap.com/#anim=1&color=0&country=ALL&list=0&time=17138&view=map looks like its china and japan

>wanting to kiss a girl tastes like crusty semen

Bets?

3000

What do they accomplish with this?

2.8

There is absolutely no way to know anything but wins and losses in placements are irrelevant.

3.1416

>tfw no one understands how much you need a rein to counter rein in plat because we're not coordinated enough to take him out together.

Boosted ego
Cool kid points in their super hacker inner circles

2100

50 points higher than S2 end if above 3000
50 points lower than S2 end if below 3000

>The attacks should be over now
Sure Blizzard.

you are uneducated

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._Robert_Oppenheimer

guys check out my sweet rat gameplay

youtube.com/watch?v=qVzcG_pgRA8

no, it was an actual comp match

They knew the best skin color

You guessed right

I was around 2800 last season

About to play my first game of Comp. Any tips?

prepare for ragers and children

Communicate

pick D.va

post winrates

Played my 10 placements and had 6 leavers... fuck this... seriously

What heroes should me and my two other friends pick in comp? I've been picking Lucio and my friends are going tanks because nobody ever wants to pick tank for some reason.

But we're getting memed on every match.
what do?

>ddos

but shes purple

What rank?

Do this, pick Reinhardt, Zarya and Lucio
Run normally to the first choke, have Rein pin the other Rein or another tank, Zarya shields him and Lucio speedboosts through the choke.

You can win pretty much every single match up to Diamond that way.

You can also have Ana instead of Lucio and just throw a potion onto them the moment Rein is pinned.

all you need is a decent Rein who doesn't fuck up pins.

Blizz says you're wrong

How do we fix defense heroes so they're actually used in comp?
Pic unrelated

Note 1: This is a sample size of less than 150 games.
Note 2: These stats are from Quick Play.
Note 3: I have played five games as Ana.

How the fuck I can get the fuck out of diamond and reach masters? every single match there is always 1 or 2 retards who has no idea what to doand ruin the game for everyone.

I mainly use 76,mcmeme, reaper, pharah if the enemy team doesn't have soldier.

Yes, and stay away from him, you fucking harlot

>161825948
I love him! I want to kiss him on the lips and feel his warmth as we hold each other!

>"i got you in my sights"
>died from full hp almost instantly as lucio

What the fuck? Does Tactical Visor also remove bullet spread?

Steam keeps going down as well, are they being DDOS'd too?

>>What the fuck? Does Tactical Visor also remove bullet spread?

Yeah man, you get a 300 dps hose that never misses.

>dps shitter

reminder that offense heroes have the lowest winrate

DANCE EMOTES WHEN?

Best pairing?

yes, it is

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better map design so mei can flank
change/add to bastion heal a rein type shield that allows it to gtfo from turret form and take cover when it needs to reposition
fall off damage to junkrat grenades so the spamrat meta dies
hitbox nerf to hanzo
turret spamability nerf to torb but faster armor regen rate

Watch your fucking tone, bitch.

>roleplaying on an imageboard

at what point did you realize that you're a complete fucking loser and that your life is awful?

>implying a girl can't tackle her dad without any sexual motives

degenerates please..

There there Reapykun she was only watching your post while you were away, he's still all yours right?

>hooked, flashbanged, frozen/walled off, SCATTER™ed, slept

...

Those retards are on both teams.

same time you realized that you're a pathetic loser who posts on a nigerian embroidery forum, yet feels like he's in any position to pass judgement on anyone

>nigerian embroidery forum
this is a peruvian lima bean farm board you dip

that's a very lewd picture for a christian board like this one, user. I'm sure there's a very innocent explanation for what those two men are doing, but you better tread lightly

Really? I thought this was an Uzbek wood block print board.

It has to be an obscure visual art form you dolt.

I'd tackle him from behind too, if you know what I mean

Mongolian finger painting cave*
Don't worry, Jack couldn't taste his own lips so Reyes offered to help by doing it for him. Completely innocent.

What's a good accuracy for S76? I have pretty good accuracy on most heroes, but apparently I'm a below average potato on S76 despite not really feeling like I'm doing that bad.

but shes purple

fuck off reaper

wow these threads are as dead as the game, time to move on to Paladins

>tfw you realize reaper can probably fill his every orifice by turning into smoke monster