Dota 2 General - /d2g/

THE REAL HERO OF NA edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
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>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/

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tfw no cute dota gf

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eg on suicide watch

Fuck the Greeks.

EG got this in the bag

THE REAL CARRY OF NADOTA

>losing to monkeys and swindlezz

>pick brew
>lose

b-but ppd is gone..

>eg loses again

>that was a sick buyback

>sven spends all the fight walking in circles and then die
What a great hero!

>eg lost 2 gold
>col only lost 1

HOW THE FUCK WILL THEY EVERY RECOVER

> -2 -1 teamfight

dotards?

>-2
>-1
nice meme

I'm honestly just rooting for whoever picks less FotM cancer heroes we've seen 1000000 times already.

Go treant!

>tfw Sheever will never host my Major

so to beat EG all you have to do is buyback and rush in to overwhelm them with numbers?

It's a keggah

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

I miss Ti3 Liquid
and the Liquid who popularize Tinker+Beastmaster Hawk global gank

AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

>EG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>THE GULAG OF EG.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>EG LOST TO COL
HAHAHA

>EG LOST TO COL
HAHAHA

>EG LOST TO COL
HAHAHA

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CM is cute! Cute!

Is there a better feeling than watching EG lose?

Goblak lives on through his strats

>THAT LOTUS

T-THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING !!!!

Maiden used the poophole loophole and surely is technically still a virgin.

These overgrowths are giving poor rtz sprout flashbacks.

ICEFROG HERE
HOW SHOULD I FIX THIS SHIT HERO?

Is EG still European?

>wings exposed
>eg exposed
>OG barely wins against a 3 man team

how many fucking frauds are there in dota these days?

watching EE lose.

LMAO RTZ THO

LEAVE EG AND THEY BECOME WORLD CHAMPIONS

COME BACK AND THEY LOSE TO OG AND COL

TWITCH KIDDIES ON S U I C I D E W A T C H

My God, NA dota is trash.

underage eceleb dickriders please leave now

enjoy winning nothing?

AAAAAAAAAAAAA HELP ME PEDUR

JUST A REMINDER, EG WILL LOSE TO COL

>OD is picked
>pick Sven and Jugg into it

Say It

best waifu comming thru

>monkeys forever
>cancel
are you serious?
rtz really?

>poophole loophole
props if u thought of that yourself, i laughed

I seriously don't see the hype around RTZ.

TAKE ME BACK KEMAL.

lelouch dying perhaps

>m-muh BOYS

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>losing to fucking coL

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TOP FUCKING LEL

EBIN

HOLY FUCK THAT FIGHT

>cancel is bad

gentlemen, the gulag.

EG LOST TO COL

THIS IS BEST TEAM AMERICA HAS TO OFFER
>THIS IS BEST TEAM AMERICA HAS TO OFFER
THIS IS BEST TEAM AMERICA HAS TO OFFER
>THIS IS BEST TEAM AMERICA HAS TO OFFER

WTFFFFFFFFF

>EG IS A TIER 1 TEAM
>EG IS A TIER 1 TEAM
>EG IS A TIER 1 TEAM
>EG IS A TIER 1 TEAM
>EG IS A TIER 1 TEAM
>EG IS A TIER 1 TEAM

WHAT MEN!!!!!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAH
>EG

>People thinking finishing top of groups is a good thing in this format
2nd and 3rd are the sweet spot you morons, real Boston Major starts on the 7th

HLEP

>eg

this fucking cooldown on astral is like 2 seconds

like WHAT THE FUCK

>OD is balanced.

>the house of EG

FUCKING DROP THAT FAGGOT GAME LOSING TWITCH STREAMER ALREADY EG WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK

>OD is so "balanced" that even Complexity can win games with it

SAY MY NAME

ARTOUR WANTS TO COME BACK AGAIN?

KEMAL'S GONNA FREAK!

>arteezy

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WE'RE SORRY

>TIER 2 STILL UP
>STILL HAVE ONE LAST FIGHT THEY CAN GO
>CALL GG INSTEAD

FUCKING SHITTER YOU CAN BRING THIS BACK WHY CALL IT EARLY

>EG

>OD is balanced
WHAT WAS THIS HACK THINKING?

Literally picked 2 heroes that easily got kited

ITS AN ULTRA KILL
GG FUCKING EG

> 2HARD 4 RTARD

Jugg is actually pretty good against OD they just threw their advantage

SWINDLEGODZZ

MY BOY CANCEL!!!!

>EG

Sorry peter

>NA DOTA'S ONLY TEAM LOSING TO NA DOTA THE WEAKEST REGION
NA DOTA'S ONLY TEAM LOSING TO NA DOTA THE WEAKEST REGION
>NA DOTA'S ONLY TEAM LOSING TO NA DOTA THE WEAKEST REGION
NA DOTA'S ONLY TEAM LOSING TO NA DOTA THE WEAKEST REGION
>NA DOTA'S ONLY TEAM LOSING TO NA DOTA THE WEAKEST REGION
NA DOTA'S ONLY TEAM LOSING TO NA DOTA THE WEAKEST REGION
>NA DOTA'S ONLY TEAM LOSING TO NA DOTA THE WEAKEST REGION
NA DOTA'S ONLY TEAM LOSING TO NA DOTA THE WEAKEST REGION
>NA DOTA'S ONLY TEAM LOSING TO NA DOTA THE WEAKEST REGION
NA DOTA'S ONLY TEAM LOSING TO NA DOTA THE WEAKEST REGION
>NA DOTA'S ONLY TEAM LOSING TO NA DOTA THE WEAKEST REGION
NA DOTA'S ONLY TEAM LOSING TO NA DOTA THE WEAKEST REGION
>NA DOTA'S ONLY TEAM LOSING TO NA DOTA THE WEAKEST REGION
NA DOTA'S ONLY TEAM LOSING TO NA DOTA THE WEAKEST REGION
>NA DOTA'S ONLY TEAM LOSING TO NA DOTA THE WEAKEST REGION
NA DOTA'S ONLY TEAM LOSING TO NA DOTA THE WEAKEST REGION
>NA DOTA'S ONLY TEAM LOSING TO NA DOTA THE WEAKEST REGION
NA DOTA'S ONLY TEAM LOSING TO NA DOTA THE WEAKEST REGION

Say It.

guess I might have to raise the cooldown on that a bit

sry i doubt u

will ppd have to come out of retirement to fix this omnishambles??

See what you did, d2g? Artour is crying. Is this what you wanted?

>NAdota destroys another yuro team
NAdota destroys another yuro team
>NAdota destroys another yuro team
NAdota destroys another yuro team
>NAdota destroys another yuro team
NAdota destroys another yuro team

PEEEEEEDUUUUUUUR
I NEED YOU PEEEEEEEEEDUUUUUUR

Uh guys that didn't happen okay? That was noncanon fanfiction alright?

Whatever the game result, EG will CANONICALLY have not lost to fucking COL. That doesn't happen. EVER. Don't forget.

WE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED A WEBM OF SWINDLEZ LEAVING THE ROOM