Does anyone else have a legit addiction to keying cars?
Whenever I'm walking about in the quiet hours doing a beer run I can't help myself but to key cars. I don't usually pick based on make or model I just key whatever it is as I walk past. I figure that because it's so easy to do and the chances of being caught are near zero that there is no downside to doing it. Sometimes I get creative and key cars in traffic then run off but it's a rarity.
Eli Collins
>attempting to trigger Veeky Forums
go to bed, kid
Robert Bell
I wouldn't say it's an addiction for me but I do it constantly. It's all about just walking past with confidence and not looking while you do it, you can get away with it in crowded areas even.
Kayden Parker
(you)
Tyler Jackson
How's it feel to have nothing better to do with your life on a Friday evening / Saturday morning than to write poor attempts at paragraphs in order to aggravate people you don't even know?
This. Friendly reminder to respond only if you type "sage" in the Options bar
Jose Phillips
>there is no downside to doing it
kys
Blake Evans
no.
Leo Cook
There's a guy on /g/ who went to jail for 10yrs for beating up a fuccboi who keyed his car that turned out to be a minor.
Can't say I wouldn't do the same.
Nathaniel Cruz
sage goes in all fields
Kevin Hill
Honestly, keep doing it.
Someone will catch you sooner or later.
Then instead of some shitty troll/genuine shitty person, you will have finally done something worthwhile: becoming justice porn as you get put down.
Levi Harris
Who is this jizz necromancer?
Isaiah Miller
keying cars is for worthless welfare niggers, fuck you
Nathan Anderson
I'm 6ft 5 inches and can bench 100kg no problems, I don't think people are going to fuck with me even if they caught me dude.
Connor Stewart
Have fun getting murdered for being stupid. You deserve it.
Luis Ortiz
>attempting
oh it works everytime. every Veeky Forumstist on here will cry and call him a terrible human and oh if you did this to my car i'd shoot you etc
Gavin Clark
Yeah like someone is gonna shoot someone over their car being keyed.
Dumbass.
Charles Flores
him big scary man
Blake Russell
I think you'd be surprised how unreasonably angry people can get over little shit.
You'd know if you left the house and interacted with other people from time to time instead of just autistically damaging property.
Isaac Morgan
especially if you're a different color
Matthew Clark
I'm 5'8, and weigh less than you bench.
You key my truck, I'll hunt you down like a fucking dog and beat you to death...
You don't fuck with other peoples shit without consequence...
Mason Morgan
it worked you dumbfuck, you replied...
Dominic Hall
>You don't fuck with other peoples shit without consequence...
But I do, and I'd continue to do so if I keyed your truck, you wouldn't do a thing.
Asher Butler
>I'm 6ft 5 inches and can bench 100kg no problems If you're really 6'5" then 100kg is bitch weight. I could do that as a teenager, almost ten years ago. You're just spewing numbers that you think are big. But I already knew this was a troll post. Fuck.
Kevin Thomas
I don't spend my life training dude, got bigger fish to fry.
Dylan Barnes
What are you gonna do, stab me?
Angel Martin
...
Anthony Murphy
>being such an internet tough guy loving every kek user, keep trying to rile people up
Hunter Clark
>stating facts >(((internet tough guy)))
Not everyone is a 5ft tall weeb.
Levi Peterson
See Bitch weight, bitch nigga.
Carson Wilson
You don't live in a state with really lax gun laws, do you?
Ethan Carter
if you key a BMW one day and find out the owner's name is deshawn instead of elliot? yeah.
Ryan Wood
I'm a europhile.
Lincoln Garcia
MFW I'm a 5'10" manlet. MFW you know internet tough guys are the types to start getting into your face screamng at me. MFW I carry and then can plug you for being in fear of my life.
feels good man
Julian Lewis
That explains why you're such a faggot who assumes you can get away with everything.
You can be legally shot deadd over property in texas.
Mt favorite story so far is the guy who came home to tyrone stealing his tv. So he wet upstairs, grabbed a deer rifle from under the bed, and shot him after the dindu was ~150 yards away.
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Lord help you if you do a misdemeanor at night. Literally everything at night is a legal shoot. Even grafitti
1/2
Christian Fisher
2/2
>A person is justified in using deadly force against another to protect land or tangible, movable property.
>(A)to prevent the other's imminent commission of arson, burglary, robbery, aggravated robbery, theft during the nighttime, or (((criminal mischief))) during the nighttime; or
Texas is Veeky Forums paradise, you can shoot car thiefs and shoot them to recover your car.
What is criminal mischief?
>(a)A person commits an offense if, without the effective consent of the owner:
>>(1)he intentionally or knowingly damages or destroys the tangible property of the owner;
>>(3)he intentionally or knowingly makes markings, including inscriptions, slogans, drawings, or paintings, on the tangible property of the owner. Anyone keying my car is legally shot in the face
Evan Nelson
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Thomas Richardson
Thanks! It's super fun to shut down tolerant lefties with the self defense laws in my state.
Like, smeone approaching your property with fire is a legal shoot.
Brandon Collins
edit to add:
>>hurrrr durrrr you're not a real man.
That's just cucks being salty that they're not on a level playing field. I won't start shit, but will fucking end it.
/pol/k/o here
Brayden Jenkins
I've honesty never keyed someone's car, but I think this posed has me convinced. I'm going to look for an expensive looking car tonight when I'm at walmart. Seems like such a adrenalin rush. I'm getting hyped just thinking about it.
Thomas Carter
i used to steal tire valve caps and snap antennas is that badass enough
Jaxson Jackson
>expensive car >Walmart
Wanna know how I know you're not gonna do it?
Cooper Ward
>Wanna know how I know you're not gonna do it? ??? My mom is driving me there later to get groceries, I'm definitely going. I'm just going to look in the back where expensive cars are parked.