/hsg/ hearthstone general

pirate warrior is control

>Play Reno Mage
>Boring shit
>Secret mage
>Boring shit
>Dragon priest
>Go up against people with 90% basics and feel bad

God damn it.

It's better control than zoo is.

Dont be transphobic user. Having a dick doesn't mean you are a boy

>first Firelands Portal I play this expansion
>Bomb Squad

hahaha

HAHAHAHA

decent

This general was posted after the first one, ignore and report

>ask /hsg/ what I should play
>how to improve my hunter deck
>get shitposted because "le hunter is bad meme"
>everyone tells me that Jace, Highlander and Pirate is the way to go
>fuck that shit
>I craft Gorilla legendary and 2 Rat packs despite /hsg/ telling me they were shit
>10 minutes ago finally got to Legend for the first time
>I out faced all the pirate matchs
>"control" decks couldn't do shit and died on turn 5
>Knuckles was the mvp of the deck all the way to legend

NEVER ever listed to /hsg/, horrible advice
It seems really this place is full of rank 20 players

This is the only canon trap.

And it's still a stretch. Since it's a burly Tauren guy using magic.

post dick

>Is this shit LITERALLY tailored for the gambling addicts or something?
of course it is, you cant even open all your packs at once, they said they dont want that option because it
>takes away from the experiene

when its really designed to condition you to get excited opening packs.

>Reno Mage
>Boring shit
Do you even run Brann and Kazakus and Medivh fsm?

GOLEMS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND

>even with all the hand buffs King Krush is still worthless

Why the hell is it 9 mana? A 15 damage charge sounds like it could win alot of games but fuck me if it doesn't come way too late at turn 9

How does the meta keep getting faster

What do? I was a "patrician" warrior, so I refuse to join the pirate route just to clear dailies.

>Today on things that never happened
Knuckles is shit man. It is completely designed to be a buff target, but it is pretty fucking subpar compared to Rat Pack and Dispatch Kodo.

Fuck off, this thread got posted in the original thread first

Does /hsg/ think Anduin is cute?

make control warrior with 2 Booty Bay bodyguard which thematically counters pirates

Because as much as Blizzard will tell you they're trying to "slow it down", they're not really trying, because the game is tailored to simpletons who try to crack out a game while they're on the bus or the john.

Ain't no one taking a shit that has time for you to play Krush. Now get out there and BE IN CHARGE NOW.

Taunt

Which HS girl has the biggest boobs?

aggro paladin beats jade druid, aggro warrior, and dragon priest

He's cute but his voice makes me want to kill myself.

...

>queue arena as paladin
>nothing but rogues
>queue arena as warrior
>nothing but paladins

Anyone that tells you that Hunter is shit is a shieldbearer. No one plays it just because is the same old boring shit, but I think that it's as good as ever and people will start playing it again as soon as the expansion hype will die down a bit. Still, it's the same old boring shit.

>Tauren Warrior

That's incredible!

too busy having sex with my 10/10 gf to play more than a few games a day, sorry

zeriyah?

>open 50 packs
>only lego is this

Does he have any use at all? Seems like complete garbage on every level.

Miracle rogue is still the best rogue deck this expansion since they added counterfeit coin. Jade rogue decks just are not good enough because the whole jade mechanic is too slow to compete with better mid-range decks like shaman and dragon priest.

I want to craft her almost as much as I want to fuck her, but I'm not sure if Jade Druid is here to stay or if he will be another Cthun Druid fiasco.

Shit, I may do the thing and craft her.

OTK Reno Priest is a thing, apparently, and Beardo is core to the combo.

Jaina

it's a 3 mana 3/4 with minor upside

top 3 decks right now?

jade druid, pirate warrior, dragon priest?

...

And pre-MSG midrange shaman, if you're a really sad sad person

>reno mage is boring
>secret mage is boring

You are boring.

At least you didn't get the shitty mayor instead.

Filthy lies. LIES
Those bedroom eyes are not of men!

>Blizzard hired a formed prostituted and adult video star as Community Manager

ummmmm

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major has 1 card meme potential. beardo has 10 card meme potential

I got 2 of them. In 60 packs.
and other 5 legendaries, Patches being one of them :^)

Was it created first? What to expect from a shieldbearer anyway

Thats how it callt if you fuck your trans side.

I got devolve and the jade golem cards for Shaman. Any cool decks I can make with them?

hmmmmm

does not, nor has it ever mattered

the new thread is always the one that is post first

Not even Aya can make me a furry

Will someone please buy me some Gadgetzan packs so I can get Aya to complete my Jade N'Zoth Rogue deck? Thank you!

Sure bro.

Just suck my dick.

Sure, but can you please play Jaina so I can jack off

Only if I can ravage your boipussi while you cosplay as Aya

>got both Beardo and Noggenfogger
>the only legends from 60 packs

yeah fuck this game

I have a shittier luck then. 40 packs, and he's the only one I opened. I could get myself another 20, but decided against it.

don't venture much further than rank 15ish, otherwise you'll be thrown into the pit of Legend thirsty Pirate Niggers fighting each other for a card back.

Yeah, sure, I'll do both. Anything for Aya.

>rank 19 wild
>nothing but jade idol druids, reno locks and pirate warriors
wtf I just want to do my quest go to standard faggots

Thoughts?

I have all the pirate warrior cards except Patches and 245 dust
Do i dust some things to get it? I have no doubt i could

It's good, but not as good as vanilla midrange.

I wouldn't spend dust on it yet. Reno is the only meme deck worth playing right now because he's rotating out, but Patches you'll be able to play a year from now.

Cut both Doomhammer, add Aya and Thalnos. Still 4 weapons are probably too many, consider cutting a claw (you have little spell damage anyway ). You could probably use a drake or two. The cards that may be cut if you need space are 1 storm or 1 Spirit wolf or 1 draw totem. Consider weapon removal.

>vanilla midrange

does it beat pirate warrior? i know it beats my aggro paladin hard as fuck, but no one else is playing that but me

Pirate shitter down!

We did it, Reddit!

How do i make my deck more memey?

>my 47th pack

Bets, guys.

inb4 Sucku

so what's the cheapest deck this expansion?

Beardo

Niggerflogger

Memer Noggenfogger

Boogeyman

Jade Spirit is a fucking trash card, you dont have to play it just because it says "Jade" in the name

on average its around a 4/4 for 4, which is beyond terrible and will lose you the game most of the time

does jade rogue match favorably against pirate warrior? i win 2/3 matches vs them on my aggro paladin but i lose to jade rogue

>it's fucking nothing.jpg

Is having Tirion just doomed Uther from having good new legendaries?

>gvg pack unopened

kill yourself

I'm really annoyed that Inkmaster Solia says the next spell is free when you're actually paying 2.5 mana for the effect in the cost of the card.

aggro pally, it runs one legendary (Burnbristle) but burnbristle isnt really core at all

Dragon priest? The only new cards seem to be like Kabal Talonpriest (common), drakonoid operative (rare) and dragonfire potion (epic). That is if you have the last two adventures as well think the only legendary they use is brann

>user so fucking mad because he was slow and nobody uses his thread

lol

dragon priest maybe assuming you keep up with adventures

>decide for some fucking reason i don't really understand to play some Hearthstone after not playing for a year
>have to pay out a few thousand gold to get the fucking Karazhan expansion for a couple of cards i need and get a heap of trash along with it
>have to grind for WEEKS to do it
Fucking hell, the adventures is the most jewish fucking thing in this already kike-infested game, and the goyims keep giving them money.

>Wickerflame Burnbristle
>bad

Kill yourself, my man.

can /hsg/ spot the lethal?
you aren't a bunch of Shieldbearers, are you?

burnbristle seems like it'd be amazing against pirate warrior if you're a control paladin. it's not a bad card, idk what you're on about. a 2/2 is worth 1 mana, divine shield is worth 1 mana, and taunt is worth 1 mana, add them all together and that alone is properly valued. then it has an additional effect that counters aggro on top

There is no Rogue deck that is any greater than 30% against Pirate Niggers. And even that's a generous estimate.

I just got very lucky this particular game.

Youre not the only one...