Dota 2 General - /d2g/

BLUE WHORES edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
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>rtz's slark set purposely made to look like huskar

Anyone have that picture showing Valve's retardartion with dota hats?

best waifu coming thru

I don't like it.

>eg

>From er
>From...
>From the Treant

FIRST FOR ZFREEK IS A FUCKING GOD A BASELESS LITERAL FUCKING TASTELSS GOD Z GOD

how many of these .gifs are there

>this is the best player on complexity

Zfreek > Cancel > (POWER GAP)^10 > moo > (POWER GAP)^999 > who cares the 2 remaining are so bad i can't really differentiate them

Smug lolis.

hey
i like it
can you stop posting

>hey lets chase the Tree hero into a bunch of trees while all our supports are dead
>ohfug a Mirana
what did they think was going to happen

wtf zfreek is good

>E-""""""""""""""""""sports"""""""""""""""""""

8 MORE SLEEPS

8 MORE SLEEPS

8 MORE SLEEPS

8 MORE SLEEPS

8 MORE SLEEPS

8 MORE SLEEPS

This is probably the most retarded game I've watched in quite a long time.

And I watched that SA tournament casted by a literal who 2 weeks ago.

> tfw you are such a team player that you have 107% kill participation

zfreek a god

made

for

SEX

>8 days for an arcana sale disguised as a content update

>press R
>literally unkillable
Slark is such a dumb hero

based fat lesbian god

Tracer is better

>pick hero
>guy gets mad and goes weaver and buys a quelling blade and a blight stone to try to ruin my lane
>doesn't really work
>game lags and doesn't get scored
>guy still mad after the game ends and comments on my profile

This was in unranked.

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Have you ever been so fat you looked like a 40 year old butch lesbian?

Reminder to thank God this ladyboy isn't allowed to be visible.

Why is she so perfect, /d2g/ ?

>CoL doing well
>Moo net worth still shit

>kekworld is starting

well see ya in wednesday dotards

>BLOGGING
>DURING
>"""""""""""""""""""E-SPORTS"""""""""""""""""""

I wish to sex the Soe when she's in costume

requesting a "need to feed" version of this with ee

Why did you steal his pick?
Not cool.

Yo this is porn on a blue board.

>caring about majors where players are missing

I picked as soon as I was able to

Are complexity actually fucking doing it?

Probably not, they'll fuck up eventually

_no_

>get home
>put on dotamajor stream
>get on the d2gulag to talk about the PROFESSIIONAL games being played
>scroll down
>some fucking retard baby double nigger is so mad he blogposts about his last unranked trench adventure
>so fucking buttflustered he even included fucking team chat screencaps
>post this
>close thread
>night is ruined

THIS WAS DURING A MAJOR

Nah, arteezy will keep hitting creeps until he's too fat to kill

>when DC tries to break a billion at the box office

I wish to marry Soe any time.

who the fuck is even winning this game

and?

lmao

are you okay buddy

EG. Eventually.

Picking is a meme

It means very little in reality it's just how good each player is.

if you want to quickly know who is winning game at this moment just look which side destroyed more buildings

LMAO GOOD BLOG

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>jared Clinton
>Clinton Loomis

Uh... Doturds?

it's Jaron Clinton 100%

but complexity forgot to pick a tanky hard carry again, or a doom for Slark

shes a blizzard whore now, completely sold out to them. You guys better try to forget her, shes not coming back.

new consumables

forest pineapple 3 uses 100gold
active doubles the effect of a regen item
passive increases attack speed by 15

mandrake's root 1 use 100gold
active user will die in five seconds
passive increases cast point by 25%

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>now
And all those years of warcraft 3 and starcraft 2 events don't count right

yeah clinton is such an uncommon name

More like 52%

>15 atk speed and 3 tango/clarity charge for 100g
uhhhhh

What is that lardmonster's name?

>EZ deny/nuke and travel back to base for just 100
Try send your resume at Blizzard.

Zakari "Zfreek" Freedman

Zakari "Just Another Cake Bit" Freedman

She was Blizzard's girl long before Valve ever even looked at Dota. I will always support her career decisions because she is a talented and beautiful woman.

Did the Invoker image user ever finish his image?

>Slark is good
LMAO SURE IS 2K IN HERE

what if zfreek was in a real team

icefrog will deny suiciding next patch anyway

watch it cost exp or something

>purge trying to butt in with his worthless analysis
>keeps getting cut off
based tobi

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

nuEG is EU

>EG losing teamfight even when col initiation goes horribly wrong
they aren't getting to top-8, aren't they

>icefraud will listed to our reddit cries next patch
Keep dreaming, faggot.

ADMIRAL WHAT TOBI?

machine is so fucking cringe

i hope he stays on csgo shit

COMPLEXITY IS FUCKING DOING IT BOYS!

happens every patch

EG BTFO

GRAND

MAGUS

WTF I LOVE ZFREEK NOW!

>EG can't beat Col without shitty naga ratting

>doubting Z-God

literally our lesbian.

zfreek is incredible

SPOILER THAT SHIT

Fuck it, zfreek is top3 pos4 in the world

>EG without PPD

Jesus Christ

A fucking god

>when deep down you know mom loves your brother more than you

COL 2.0 so fking good now

>CoL survived that epi because of null field

This Rubick is playing out of his god damned mind to carry this trash can team.

shiteezy?

t. Clinton

Also what's the point of Monkeys? His role in this game is literally just get caught out and die. Is he just low skilled or is it part of Z-god's plan?

this game looks pretty over

damn z-god

Z-GOD LITERALLY SINGLEHANDEDLY BTFOING EG

TOP LEL

On a serious note, it's painful to watch how dogshit Moo and batrider are

too bad mom said he has to let kyle play too and will be forever held back