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Are you telling me you wouldn't fuck them?
They are basically avatars channeling your waifu into the 3D realm, to not fuck them would be like telling your waifu

>FUCK YOUR EFFORTS TO GET INTO MY WORLD BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME; FUCK YOU

Why you say that to your waifu?
It's so cruel.
She just wants to sex with you, even if that means using 3D as proxy

>3dpd

i got my second merlin, can I d-shift and be a cunt now?

>3D

Fucking hell.

>Are you telling me you wouldn't fuck them?
there's no luna, so no

Do you like getting buttfucked by aggro?

Arisa does NOT LOOK LIKE THAT! FUCK OFF!!!! SHE IS TOO CUTE TO BE CHANNELED INTO 3D.

>ptp
when will you guys realize it's a tournament meme and not meant to be played in rank?

>uh oh looks like they curved all their class powerplays perfectly this game
>guess I lose!

sure but it sucks

Pls Ben, your game is dying. ~5 months Open beta without anything new and ppl are leaving more and more everyday.

oops sorry your are Todd, not Ben

Can I get a concede please? 81771

Feetpussy wife

well, yeah
and when you do the same, you win too

>forestshitter tried to meme me with May but RNG was not on his side

You think you can just play your shitty elves and expect them to kill a 2/2 who is along with a 2/3? Get shat on, you fucker.

>Goblin
>Dwarf Perfumer
>Fen Sprite
>2 Blessed Fairy Dancers
Fuck you, you fucking lucky faggot prick. Who the fuck draws like this in Arena? Yes, I am mad.

Otohime's bodyguards are cuter than Otohime!

Thanks!

Did they just picked the ugliest cosplayers they could?
Erika looks fine from that angle but seeing everyone else I'm not confident in my eyes.
Look at that fucking Cerberus looking like a fucking plank with a guy's face Jesus Christ.

desu they are actually cute these cosplayers that we see in internet are just a bucket of make up and photoshop

Erika looks ugly as shit, only Eris looks okay

Eh, at least it wasn't Bard into Dark Elf into Yuel or other crap.

They're cute but my wife is cuter.

I unironically like toddposting

usamin.love/card/otohimes_bodyguard/j_death.wav

Erika looked okay, her wig was fucky though. Arisa was the cutest and the rest are not worth mention

Anyone who doesn't doesn't know how to have fun

>opponent got perfect RNG hits
>disconnected when he lost
Waiting my 90 seconds boys

>foul tempested a full board of 3/2s and 3/3s
>double urd turn on his 6-8 moon bunny and my mordecai
dumpstered

Why do they sound like a literal child in the Japanese dub when they're supposed to sound noble and strong?

Lol she was the worst along with cerb, she has a korean snub nose, the only good thing was those hnngg tier tights

...

>noble and strong
Otohime only employs children because she wants them to be shorter than her

>vampy-chan wa saikyou desushi
how does this make you feel?

>Why do they sound like a literal child
I think they are literal children since they have to be smaller than a midget to be on the guard

>Japanese dub

Sword draft too easy.

Awful
Themis needs to be banish

Her nose is better than the others.
And she doesn't have a retarded mouth like erika

Well, to each his own.

I'm not sure if there's enough make up and airbush to fix most of these.
Whatever floats your boat man.
Arisa does look better smiling, her cheeks are cute. Is that the same Isabelle though? Her face looks human and not like a mannequin.

Is so fucking good to play with Vampy every phrase is like i am the best player of the world playing with grow up men but they need to knee before me;

It's one of those lines that need to be triple spammed everytime

Same isabelle i'm sure, the nose looks different from OP picture's angle but it's got the same shape

C'mon, flat Cerb is out of character sure but she's still cute in her own way.

Were there really no male cosplayers? I want to see 3D Urias, muh husbando

>You will never go on adventures with your favorite cards
Why live

>against Forest
>they always have an opening of May and Sylvan Justice

Is this what happens when you give efficient removals to a class?

For some reason I think the social norms and the kind of audience for this event wouldn't approve as highly of male cosplayers, making it not worth the cost of hiring

dragon is completely unfair what the fuck
>turn 4 summon a 7pp with > 4/4

The only adventure I want is inside Merlin's ass.

Eh, that kinda sucks. Urias has a really cool design, not even in a sexual way, that'd be neat in the third dimension. Rowen a shit though, could understand them not getting a Rowen cosplayer.

>You will never go on adventure

>woooow he ramped and I just sat there doing nothing

Don't do it.
I made a dshift deck and it's a complete waste of vials.
You lose way too many matchups just for a small advantage in one or two matchups.

>dragon plays leviathan on 4
>can't kill it
>they double ramp next turn

>i'll roach on 2 against dragon
>what's he going to do?

>you will never have Merlin as a leader

yes user I can do 20 damage in 4 turns

Stop discussing asian cosplayers and help me with this, lads

>they couldn't hire Enji Night and Jessica Nigri for the Isabelle and Eris cosplays

Is Cygames really that cheap?

Do not bully Browen

Good.

Save that spot for Magisa.

right

If you're complaining about ramp dragon, one of the weaker decks in the game, then you are literally need to acquire skill.

>DShift is bottom-tier in terms of viable decks
>/svg/ still whines about it

I'm starting to suspect this entire thread is filled with Havenfags

You can get board in 4 turns. Oracle costs 2 mana, Emissary costs 2 mana, Aiela is understatted and has to be killed to give a benefit. All of those cards cost a lot more than they give initially and give you time to establish board

easiest right of your life

Pretty sure people just hate that it hard-counters control decks.

Elite ai Rowen
its also rigged bullshit though

It's less about the effectiveness and more about the emotions I.E. butthurt experienced when you get killed by combo, I assume.

Just...a...little....more....

Whether you win or lose it's a massive waste of time to play against and it feels stupid just vomiting followers onto the board and seeing them get removed. I play mid shadow, mid sword, and ramp dragon and I still think it's stupid.

Dshift should be easier to boost but not be usable 2-3 times in a row in my opinion.

There's nothing wrong with complaining about a deck you don't like to play against. Claiming that it's broken is another thing.

I think people are just annoyed by its mechanics. Kinda like Elana.

how autistic are you?

havenfags have no problem against dshift

it's shadow shitters who started when shadow was op and sword retards like

>at 10hp
>he has 8 on board including evolve
>plays wind god getting the exact 2 damage he needs for lethal
>evolves wind god instead of the other unevolved follower and trades
>i lethal him next turn

sasuga haven shitters. can't even play a braindead storm deck properly.

You can do it user !

It's just fucking boring to play against dshift. I think i have like a 70% winrate against runecraft and still hate every single fucking cancerous match with them. Seriously I'd rather play against havenshit for the rest of my life than do another game of solitair with a dshift player.

I just played against one as ramp dragon.
I played nothing but ramp, and one aiela until I forted with evolve on 6 and 7 mana.
I had a seabrand in hand to finish him off but he played iceform 2 turns in a row and somehow managed to get 2 dshift after with me having played no minions or him to spellboost.
I felt fucking robbed.

Asian Cosplayers
>all look chinese and yellowish
>dull
>forced smile
>costumes are shitty
>flat as fuck
>no ass either

American cosplayers
>pic related

I rest my case

Good luck, user.
Mind posting your decklist? I've been trying a couple mid-range Sword and tempo Forest builds at AA as well before going back to the grinder and I'm open to suggestions.

lol serves you right face dragon babby
stop playing dorks

Where are my spookies, cygames?

Like I said dshift shouldn't be usable 2-3 times in a row. It's retarded

>face dragon
>with ramp and aiela
how about you be quiet when adults are talking?

>a wincon shouldn't be allowed to win games
wow okay

>Let's nerf an already sub-50% winrate deck

No user, you are the retard.