/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

Can't wait to get triggered by seeing the RWBs kits everywhere

All you faggots coming here from that YouTube cunt, subscribe. I know you love shitty YouTube trash. Give me (You)s.
youtu.be/9ZgO-Q91TSw

I was never in the crew though.

TOP KEK he'll remember this when there's no cabrio version of his gay car :v)

Then you aren't banned.

Lol fucking GTAF lurkers on here, stop screencapping and say shit, we're all anons here after all

Post yfw GTA 5 was secretly NFS 2015: 2017 edition in 2016
Seriously though, fuck RWB

Fuck off gayter

>GTAFags getting butthurt over us
This is why I like /gtag/

I'm sure that's exactly why the Custom version was included, actually. Not that it really bothers me, since I'm eventually going to own both a normal and a custom Rauhweltsized version.

>will never be in blater's video and become e-famous
its a slightly painful thought

Oh my god, no one has ever told me to go suck a cock before. I'm literally shaking!

holy nincomp**p he said the c word!!1

adders are kosher now

>Rockstar programming

Inb4

Scaglietti is like Danny DeVito in the movie Twins, he's the leftover nut that turned out weird and goofy and has a hunky and handsome twin brother and butthurt about it

Making more than 400k for destroying shitters in Kill Quota is really satisfying

May I ask why people dislike RWB so much (aside from "muh puritan 911")? The newer ones like Rotana look a bit ridiculous, but the OG one looks p good

Only this time there is a third twin brother who's into scat - hence Scatlietti - but is revealed at the end to be none other than Scaglietti himself, because that faggot is into that shit.

>intended to fill/sell a warehouse three days ago
>tfw I make $2M from the double cash event instead

Oh yea, he's mad bro
>goes back to horse porn

It's amazing. I'm only gonna sell the special items now, not gonna bother with warehouses.

I want to blame this weak guido for all of our problems desu

Solid movie reference. I wonder if they're still working on the sequel.

Dunno, is the Scag fag available?

top kek
i wonder why rockstar faggot chose Veeky Forums to leak stuff?

He seems to have a lot of free time. People are clamoring for it, and the job's there for the taking.

>sit and watch us all day
first time seeing this forum

Probably because the shitty youtubers didn't check here. But now that's over...

>Faglietti

Even the GTAforums don't like him

>one guy posting screencaps
>they

LMAO how fucking retarded are they, glad I stopped using that POS site.

>And he's buthurt about it so takes it out on everyone else.

Because Porsche is for driving fast and looking wierd, masaratis and astons are for looking good

Gta forums fag here, can confirm 100%

Why aren't you playing Kill Quota, user?

To be fair, it might have been two guys, but that doesn't mean they're right

It's just purist hate, pretty much. Personally, other than the occasional chrome rims, I absolutely love their work, they bring a pleasant new life to one of the most remarkable car designs in history. It's not like they're the only ones to do so (see Magnus Walker and Singer) but they're certainly the most eccentric.

My teams suck and I get tired of trying to carry them uphill.

If I buy another copy of the game on a different steam account and mod one account and give my nonmodded account money will both get banned?

should i get an ocelot lynx or pfister 811 for just dicking around?

or is ocelot actually useful in some maps for drifting? it seems like it could be good for that, but i already have a fully upgraded RE7B

or should i wait for the vehicles update because they might make it cheaper to get a car like this?

>shitter tries to destroy my trucks during a large warehouse sell
>fails spectacularly
>start raping him
>he leaves and my sell is a success

I'm literally hard

>taking a photo of your monitor
meme?

well subs does beat to horse porn

Bad luck I guess. Try to host by yourself. I have won even 1 v 2 stuff.

Nah, was showing it to a friend and it was faster than screenshotting and uploading. I'm not on my computer right now.

>He thinks some of us aren't from the forums
He's always been this delusional, not surprised he thinks he's liked.

>when you have teleport glitch and just teleport with cargo to troll people who were trying to destroy it
I'm just too lazy I guess

I can manage to win a 1v3v3 Drop Zone, but there's just something about a useless team in Kill Quota that bums me out.

>That shitter that always get melee-killed at the end

>carry a team to no avail
>all of the enemies converge on you for the melee kill

whats your go to vehicle when you need to smash into things?

I know that feel user. Even then I have been sorta lucky, maybe we should play together a couple of matches and get money while we can.

>i'm on xbox

Fug. Good luck user. Keep trying tho

Thanks, you too

praise kek, fuck fagletti

>2v3 in drop zone
>four high level players including myself, three people in the same crew then 1 guy who's level 7
>get paired with the low level
>the high levels are absolute shit, relying on faa to guide their cursors to me
>despite this, they tank most of the bullets while my teammate can barely stay alive for more than a minute
>resolve to kill every enemy that touches the ground until the newbie realizes he's supposed to do something
>we win the match by a huge margin
>next match
>low level left, actually got two competent players who seem experienced enough to react to gunfire
>we win the first round easily
>second round the original three guys all stop what they're doing to kick me
>mfw

Can fagletti have meme status?

If digits, yes

seriously man try this
Scatletti for meme

You were indeed banned. Not anymore, though. Request now.

IS THAT MARC JACUUUUUUHBS??

Next update looks like shit tbqh

The one and only
>R34
>911
>60 car garages
>shit
user why

okay

>meme tier Jap car
I'll give them cred if they give it RHD at least
>911
Is the awful handling of the Comet not enough for you?
>60 car garages
Ridiculous, you don't even need 10 cars

Update should have focused on clothes

Ya i really haven't put much time into gta, how do i join the gtag crew and how do i level up my skills faster?

Reminder that big beards never happened because the art team were screeching autistically about clipping and shit lmfao

It's still infinitely better than bikers, even with the robot wars cars being added.

If you actually preferred that update then you might actually need to nys

>Scatletti for meme
Rolling

Faggio

>Is the awful handling of the Comet not enough for you?
Stop holding gas on turns and you'll do fine

>any japanese car is a meme

You're the reason every car we've gotten for the past 8 updates has been Top Gear bullshit.

I actually don't think that, but the R34 is the definition of a memecar

roll

>all these randoms browsing the thread

How many of you actually got bullied before?

>still no Miata

R* PLEASE

KOS update

Any faggots who request to join crew within the next 72 hours, since they're probably from gtaf

NEED MIATA AND FC

>disses Veeky Forums
>wants to join crew
Lmfao the fuck? A new breed of desperate

If they post their name they get accepted.

If they knew the fun and bully we do they would want to join right away.

so whats been happening about leaks and shit.
did someone leak some shit to yan or some shit, is that how he got the info?
i dont want turbo shitters in the crew

>PCucks actually accepting invites from the normies newfags that just started browsing here recently
wew lads yall retarded af

Some niggers just reposted screens with leaks to gtaforums, from there youtubers grabbed them and now a lot of normies flooded thread in search of C*faggot and more info.

Scaglietta should be on there.

makes sense
shame about r* faggot
also, whats this about Scaglietti, and why do GTAF hate him? is he a super turbo autist?

>35 unique posters
>94 posts
hmm...

>in order to be manly
>be a massive coward

R* Faggot pls come back