/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

ETR1
Hatchet/Marksman Pistol
Non-Stop or Self

>tfw no play as Lamar DLC
>tfw no Episodes of Los Santos

>Double-T
>Pistol .50
>Space 103.2

>Favourite Vehicle
hakuchu drag

>Favourite Weapon
compact rifle

>Favourite Radio Station
voice chat

>Comet
>Carbine Rifle
>Radio Mirror Park

Anything worth saving up for? eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee;eee

fuck now i look back and realize how stupid i sound in the chat

In a week.

Nice to see that some things never change regardless of platform.

Have at least $10M saved if you want to enjoy a good chunk of this update without feeling overwhelmed. It's never a good idea to buy all the content on the first day desu because you just get burned out sooner.

The newswire article was made/posted on Friday.
If the release date was something like this week, it'd be announced.
Rockstar pushes out patches on Tuesday, very rarely on Thursday even if it's common practice for game developers (end of week=closer to paycheck=likely to buy something).

With this in mind, if it's not on the 13th and unlikely to be on the 17th, then it's likely on the 20th. This is also because most people get paid their Christmas stuff on the 15th.

It's a strong hunch.

I really want the Amphibious Technical/Blazer to be good, so if it is good, I'd say that. Otherwise, Dodo.

Pool stick

RMP

>tfw never going to get sp DLC

I was too busy being on top at work to be posting, senpai.

or rather I'd be on top if the lead didn't want to fuck with me and say the order to ascending rather than descending to tell me I was on the bottom, the fucking bully

>throw Lamar's gift into the gun locker
>mfw it just keeps returning

Kinda surprised that isn't organized by descending order of lots prepared. That's some wonky fucking spreadsheet.

Anyway, post your
>Favourite Vehicle
>Favourite Weapon
>Favourite Radio Station

He ordered it that way on purpose to fuck with us.

New bread "Race Time Trials"
Reminder that /gtag/ race time trails is on "Stunt - Vespucci"

We are now doing a 1st, 2nd, 3rd, xth format.

1st Zentorno (Off Road Tires) 2:24.379
a.uguu.se/QrSlJNaTWuoF_Vespucci1stPlaceZentorno(OffRoadTires).webm

2nd Zentorno at 2:24
a.uguu.se/2Tz1HHKyAgRG_Vespucci2ndPlaceZentorno.webm

3rd Sultan RS 2:30.864
a.uguu.se/6OajiDiBvnkH_Vespucci3rdPlaceSultanRS.webm

4th Sultran RS 2:32.347
a.uguu.se/eCuSMLohe0p8_Vespucci4thPlaceSultanRS.webm

From previous time trial "Stunt - Double Loop"
1st X80 at 2:10.054
a.uguu.se/xKYa5SEUZ38h_DoubleLoop1stPlaceX80.webm

2nd Place Zentorno at 2.10.161
a.uguu.se/bTTiI2rKrSRF_DoubleLoop2ndPlaceZentorno.webm

3rd place T20 2:14:287
a.uguu.se/3TCBFPNhhuUA_DoubleLoop3rdPlaceT20.mp4

Apologies to those I've missed.

I will keep the files on hand if needed to be re-uploaded just ask.

How do you participate in /gtag/ race time trials?
Select the track in the job menu.
Currently it's "Stunt - Vespucci"
Race Type: Non-Contact
Number of Laps: 1
Time of Day: Whatever u want.
Traffic: Off
Custome Veh.: On
Split Times: Personal
Camera Lock: None
Destroy Last Place: Off
Radio: Whatever.

Don't have shadow play to take footage?
obsproject.com/
Don't know how to webm?
gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter
*It's very important that you make a AUDIO webm for authenticity.
You can upload the webm on uguu.se/
Or even use a video on youtube or some other video hosting site.

Yes this is competitive but at the same time a way for each other to learn how to be fast!

>2nd Zentorno at 2:24
2:24.693*

Warraner

Gusenburg

LowDown 91.1

Oh, I see where he organized it. Lot PL whatever that means.

Nice Warrener, user. Never seen one modded like that but gotta say the taped headlights look very silly.

About to replay the UD heist subtly, how long does it take?

>FiveRP is probably bullshit
>we will never play RP shenanigans in GTAV

>probably shorter since you don't have to do all that flying or a very large shootout

Def looks better with some of the lesser mods. I go between obnoxious and sleeper with this thing often.

what the fuck are you talking about? it's already been confirmed as the 13th

>Sultan RS
>Heavy Revolver
>Los Santos Rock and/or Self

>will probably never get an update with full body yakuza tattoos

FUCK. Did Rockstar FAGGOT come back and leak a bunch of shit?? I haven't been on since the other day when he was here just after the Newswire article dropped.

Already some in the tattooshop you just gotta make them mesh a bit.

No, and he'll never return because of people like you who keep asking in the thread.

Yes he called you a faggot.
Specifically (You).

Nice try

qt314

nice bait

What the fuck are you on about?

>Stanier
>Machine Pistol
>Channel X

Hey user, what's your favourite music from Channel X? Post link if possible.

What the fuck are you cunts on about??

Did you pray daily?

Stop asking, it's not hard to search it up yourself if you want to know. His tripcode is everywhere. There's been a large influx of Youtubers here and we're tired of spoonfeeding them since Rockstar Faggot is gonna get his leaks published everytime he says something.

>dropping shit right before Christmas when no one has time for it

Not only are you retarded for that, but you are double retarded since its confirmed for the 13th

can female characters get some actual dresses

NPCs look better than we do on many different levels

C'mon user. This is Veeky Forums. Post source or you're called out for bullshit.

Update drops on Thursday, expect buffed Kuruma to combat new Ruiner and Hydra added to CEO menu

Nothing is confirmed, it's just the leak that says it.

However the leak has a high percentage of being correct so everyone is saying the 13th.

Literally every YouTube video and GTA fan site since its part of the info newfags like you posted on GTAF. I'm not spoonfeeding it anymore than that, I'll just give a smug I told you so on the 13th

even if they did it right some MMORPG would do it better

Holy shit I hope this leak isn't real.
>that Ruiner 2000 rumor
I'd rather kill myself.

>10/20/13

Holy fuck that was one of the first weeks of GTAO when we went through 5 threads a day

Nobody talks about other games. It's just that NPC have better bodies, faces and overall difference, than femMC.

>rumor
Nothing confirmed

Spot the fucking newfags who weren't here for R* Faggot the first time.

>Not an actual trip.
Holy fuck that's the lamest attempt I've ever seen.

Exactly, my user. Gotta stay sceptical and keep critical thought alive. If I'm wrong, then everyone gets the update sooner and they're happy for it. If I'm right then it's pretty short-notice to enjoy and people will be kinda sad over christmas.

Ok I just read the other thread. Sorry, I didn't know wtf was going on. I'm not from gta forums or anywhere else. Proof being my posts were accused of being qt just samefagging a couple weeks/a month ago and I was supposed to jump into a party with Adonis to prove I wasn't qt (I didn't get to, because timezones and I'm lazy.)

Fuck, I'll just find it myself.

My top three are probably
>Circle Jerks - Rock House
youtube.com/watch?v=AWOpHrlKxPc
>Descendents - Pervert
youtube.com/watch?v=b7JtD6WI72E
>MDC - John Wayne Was a Nazi
youtube.com/watch?v=YFjLmqAZ_0o

I'm a newfag who wasn't here for R* Faggot the first time and even I'm not as delusional as the other retard.
I don't get how someone could be so dense when the guy said everything about Bikers, told us about RDR2, and posted most about Import/Export a whole month before it was announced.

Here's the link, user! Tripcode and all.

>Hydra added to CEO menu
god please no

They are leaks and will always be leaks. Unless we got an official announcement from R* themselves, nothing will be confirmed. Just because his leaks are legit doesn't mean they are confirmed.

I never said his leaks are fake, but calling his leaks "confirmed" is a stupid assumption.

>Gotta stay sceptical and keep critical thought alive.

Ok you're fucking lying. He didn't tell us about RDR2.

He actually lied to us about the whole red Rockstar twitter/facebook avatar thing and said it was for a GTA gamemode.

because during combat the best thing to do is to wear a dress

Did he? I remember reading from his tripcode that it was RDR, but if you can get me a screen, I'll retract that.

I don't usually give a shit about Veeky Forums since most of the threads are tripfag circlejerks with RPing niglets.
Last time I was in a /gtag/ that was the case.
I fucking hate this board but its the only one where you can talk about this clusterfuck of a game.

>Me playing with anyone from here
>Having T-1000 checks for anons entering their club

>because you always have to be in combat 100% of the time

fuck off

Hey, this isn't so bad.
Strange, alternative, but not bad at all.

Thanks user!

do you really think grown men with female characters aren't too far gone for that

He's right you know?

Yeah, I'm saying I might be wrong, and would like to see the post in question because I don't have Faggot's trip right now

yeah, true desu

See

Just fucking take my word for it you smeg.

I've been observing this general daily for years and years and anytime im not here I go back and re read all threads i miss in their entirety.
It was before halloween update so he memed

>Taking someone's word as truth without proof on the internet
Fuck off

You completely misunderstood my post dickhead.

I was posting here defending you. When you were going on about the circlejerk. People said I was you samefagging. I said I wasn't qt. They said prove it. I offered to get into a party with whoever to hear my voice. MrAdonis took the offer because he said he'd heard your voice before.

But I didn't end up doing it because timezones/lazy.

Whatever, honestly I think hype will die down after this update and people will stop checking the board.

boards.fireden.net/vg/search/tripcode/!CSmUrZluSg/

There

Do I need to get a buzzard for grinding CEO stuff?

>I think hype will die down after this update and people will stop checking the board.
People always say this after every update since lowriders.

You don't need it but it certainly helps finish and start things quicker.

it might help if R*faggot just used a throwaway account on the discord each time he wanted to say stuff, simply relying on other crew members to circulate the information instead

it's the trip that everyone's associating with the leaks, not the threads

Use net limiter when joining GTA Online so you end up alone in the session, remember to use Lester's ''lose wanted level'' $600 thing in missions where you end up with the police on top of you.

Pretty much, I think he should just stop posting with the trip and everyone will go back to guessing whether leaks are legit or not.

Either that or he should get a different trip each time he posts, to keep track of his posts in the thread.

>Shilling the discord.
KYS cuck

Thasnks, here's what I was referring to. Not really "huge" confirmation, since it was when we already knew that it was a Red Dead game, but he wasn't wrong that it's Redemption 2, and before it was revealed. I thought the post was from before the whole "subtle" teasing started, though.

Thanks*

keep taking that adderall faggot you'll be the bosses bitch in no time nigger

those same faggots will have you believe the meme that I post without my trip because they are sick of getting shit on by anons that also hate them

I don't post without my trip here like, ever

Pathetic fag

this desu

this desu

this desu.