>2032 >hop into your trusty old Toyota 86 >only paid €20,000 for it, bone stock, NewRoad compliant >power it up, try to put it in gear >"Please enter your Safe Driver login details." >check your Class 1 Manually Controlled Vehicle license for account number >log in after a 2 minute processing delay >"Please verify that you are safe to drive." >blow into breathalyzer >haven't drunk for 24 hours, should be good >wait another 30 seconds, BEEP! >"No toxins detected. Enjoy your drive!" >finally put car in gear >plot my route to the gas station >nearest one is just 30 km away >top up the tank with E100, only costs €7.99 per liter today >finally ready to take it for a blast >plot a nice riute through the hills >really getting into it, eurobeat thumping away in the background >suddenly you lose engine power while exiting a corner >"Warning, speed limit exceeded!" >"You have. Two. Demerit points remaining." >sigh >notice a lot of traffic in the distance, looks like a tree fell over or something >quickly turn off to the nearest side road to avoid it >"Warning, course deviation, please return to your chose course!" >continue driving for another couple minutes, can't find a way back to the main road >"Warning, terminating manual control. Please pull over." >you're pretty much screwed now, might as well pull over and face the music >ticket drone arrives a few minutes later to confiscate your license for the next six weeks
The future sure does look bright, guys.
Luke Rodriguez
At least we will have the three seashells
Hunter Nguyen
move to the country that has politicians that outlaw red light cameras as a stand against tyranny.
Josiah Cox
>hop into your carburetor car any year >none of that bullshit
Anthony Cooper
>2032 >still alive "how did I possibly screw up so immensely, and how can I turn it around?"
Grayson Morgan
Daily reminder that this scenario has been the hot meme since the late 70s. Daily reminder that older cars are still emissions and safety exempt and that they will never be held to the same standard as brand new cars
Liam Cruz
>Daily reminder that older cars are still emissions and safety exempt for now
Hunter Price
They just loosened the standard for replica cars bud. I could slap a new Cobra body on anything I want and its legal
Dylan Long
It's the calm before the storm i tell ya
Elong won't stop until the air is clean enough to cure cancer.
Caleb Green
>"Sir can you please explain why you have disabled your NewRoad Compliancy Package?" >m-muh carburetor >"Driving without a Safe Driver semi-autonomous retrofit system is a federal offense, please step out of the vehicle." >AM I BEING D-DETAINED!?? >"Failure to comply with Police Drone Unit requests is a federal offense. You are under arrest, please step out of the vehicle."
Camden Brown
>2024 >driving my USA-reassembled Toyota 86 >cop pulls me over for not wearing my MAGA cap on veterans day (everyday) >show him my non-v8 exception form >says he doesn't believe i'm making the mandatory 400hp >tells me i have 28-days to get my vehicle dyno'd >asks me if i'm carrying >say no >hands me a complimentary colt .45
Nicholas Martin
And a sweet Oldsmobile.
Charles Smith
This sounds like a pretty cool world desu fampai
Landon Bell
Won't happen, humans have been dying of cancer before we were even humans.
Colton Howard
>people saying this won't happen
Insurance companies already bribe you to put a black box in your car so you can be constantly monitored. It won't be long before cops tap into them so they can issue speed tickets remotely.
Tyler Foster
I think the insurance companies will become worse than the cops. They already have spies at drag strips in my country for big events. Take your car on the run what ya brung and they will find out.
Dylan Parker
Fucking cunts. Should just make having insurance optional, I'd rather just save the money and fix my car myself if I fuck it up.
Levi Sullivan
He isn't exactly shutting down his battery production facilities, so he's not that motivated.
Isaac Fisher
Insurance IS optional at a run what ya brung event. It's not a public highway either so its none of their business as they're not covering you.
Andrew Campbell
But then you'll need some way to get the car to the event.
Adrian Gomez
And you're covered driving there in a legal manner according to the rules of the road.
Mason Torres
What could they even do? >this man is driving his personal property very quickly >on private property >in a controlled and safe environment >in a perfectly legal fashion
They don't have jurisdiction over that, do they? I'm seriously curious, not trying to strawman.
Liam Lewis
sounds comfy
Blake Bell
just because you said that >There's a strawman waiting in the sky >he'd like to go and see you, but his argument won't fly
Owen Jenkins
>Crash at drag strip or track >Have it towed a 30 miles and dumped in a ditch >I served to avoid a "deer" officer
Asher Foster
> Implying anyone who could even afford a car by then wouldn't be pretty much above the law