Dota 2 General - /d2g/

god damn this art is reminiscent of the absolute bottom barrel drawn porn shit from 2000.

how do you even draw something this terrible without actually trying to make it look terrible.

>no mole hero

funny thing this art is better than at least half of dota porn pics

How's the dotes today boys?

>tqw 2 intelligence two play doota of ancients

@161990182
bots arent allowed on Veeky Forums

>tfw no Snowfox hero

After the summit 6's disappointing final LD is now making a CS:GO one

How can he be stopped?

youtube.com/watch?v=XieACpUxw_4&

WHAT'S THE FRACAS?

How do we fix these heroes?

>tfw we will never have port as good as what MLP:FiM fandom gets

>ck buffed every patch
>still shit

>he tries to make d2g a better place

>enemy alchemist
>gets perfect item timings
>micros his illusions to pressure and push
>has impeccable map awareness

>your team's alchemist
>can't last hit, walks back to base every 2 minutes
>doesn't move his illusions at all
>farms across the map with no vision

why is cm not picked despite having a high winrate in high mmr pubs?

>New Journey patch 6 days away

So we're getting monkey king and balance changes, maybe the UI overhaul. Do you think we'll get some measures to curtail all the boosting, account buying and botting going on?

Even in my shitty 4-5k unranked all pick games there are some blatant account buyers. Sometimes I'll do a co-op bot game for whatever reason and every single game without fail will have a batrider that just goes around to jungle camps, even spamming a link to whichever bot program he's using.

change their primary stat to wisdom

>tfw no dotard gf

how do i get one ;_;

where'd you get this image? i really really like this image

three observations from ixmikes stream:

1. I have a newfound respect for him since seeing how chill he is and hearing his comfy music

2. he never says anything, and barely anyhting in game

3. he has been eating for 2-3 hours now

Broodmother can now TP to her webs using tp scrolls or BoTs

why would you want one
imagine how crazy average woman is and multiply it by five
this is how crazy female dota players are

how come my mmr doesnt show on dotabuff or yasp even though it is displayed on my profile and i have played several games

>ixmike
>chill

twitter.com/shitixmikesays

>valve
>fixing things that doesnt make them money
lel

nice meme brah

sheever doesn't seem crazy...

be zai
says who?

stop it.
tfw there will never be good Ulfsaar porn because League of cunts still takes all the furfags despite only offering the Yordles and two or three others

How do we kill league, before we too die?

Since it's single elimination it's unlikely those heroes will actually see the light of day.

God bless Valve you fucking retards.

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

What's his endgame ?

can players still substitute last minute?

I bet she's crazy in bed

she's probably really passive

ppd is the most overrated player in existence

>wow he picked lesh and storm in 6.84 le master drafter xDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just watch his stream for 30 seconds and tell me he is mechanically good

>tell me he is mechanically good
Nobody has ever said he is mechanically good

But he is the best captain in the world

His decision-making is the best in the world

Look what happened to EG without his leadership

>tfw too intelligent to play Dota 2

>Not having read the winter wyvern comic
>Not realizing that she's a maiden because she is so crazy she cannot grasp the concept of sex

why doesn't dota have any good female streamers?

Cr1t shouldn't you be preparing to lose 0-2 to Wings right now

Is this how 6.89 will be perceived by Dotards (dota+retards)?

>tfw unless they do a test client release this week the patch is gonna spend like a fucking week on it from 12th
angering desu

you're just a dumb underage who doensn't understand the importance of leadership

>le allstar team maymay

you better have started watching this game yesterday

This

Shes basically if snow white was also the witch.

Wanting everyone to call her a pure maiden and anyone that doesnt is frozen to death.

6.89 will fix everything
6.89 will fix everything
6.89 will fix everything
...

Why be good when you can just fullscreen your webcam and get free money?

Is templar assassin still relevant i remember her being picked all the time last year. Haven't seen a single one since the two weeks i returned to this game.

which hero goes in this box, /d2g/?

Crystal Maiden

invoker

>tfw thre intelligent to play Defense of The Ancient too

(You)

This meme is dogshit

Arteezy

Why doesn't dota 2 have a surrender option?

because stupid faggots like you would try and surrender as soon as your team gets first blooded because your retard brain thinks the game is over as soon as one thing goes wrong

kill yourself

Because 90% of games would end from crybabies surrendering.

you feed you have to deal with the full loss or abandon like the little bitch you are

reddit is bitching enough about account buyers, the report system, and the matchmaking system that we might see some significant changes come december 12th

i'm excited

>pick veno
>go mid
>rush midas into octarine
>even the peruvians say I have autism

;_;

because giving up is for faggots. Never give up. in a 1v4 situation (peruvian Lina abandoned at -0:30 and my entire team followed her out), I dragged a game out for like 15 minutes as Underlord, using refresher and BoT to push two waves at a time and Silver edge to assassinate Sniper

>How to fix account buying/boosting
Just don't show mmr anymore. There, fixed it.

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>But he is the best captain in the world
>His decision-making is the best in the world

Stop spamming this ugly fuckboi

How to fix Dota, no longer F2P just make it cost $20 and release all previous hats for FREE with the purchase.

There Dota is fixed

Why exactly does Valve not have a comic tab on the dota 2 website?

Why don't we get a bi-monthly comic every 8 months like TF2 does?

rofl you have no idea who 90% of the playerbase is do you

>u send the dick pic and see what happens
i see Zai knows about BMS

>this
>ugly
can you post the 1st sip picture? pretty funny tbqh

oink oink

the 4k backet
>acc buyers
>extra cancerous
>alts who think they are better than actual are
>the only way to get mid/safe is to first pick
seriously the 3.7-4 was so much better and enjoyable than 4k low

pick related here most of people i play now

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Does anyone want to group as 5?

I'm fucking tired of people who don't coordinate, communicate, or understand the basics of dota.
Solo que doesn't fucking exist and I never get the stacks that coordinate.

Just stack with Veeky Forums :^)

>I'm fucking tired of people who don't coordinate, communicate, or understand the basics of dota
you must be truly desperate to come ask me for help

Wtf is this actually?

Another boring thread.

Oh wow, how do you guys do it.

I've lost three games in a row because of tri stacks where one of them feeds like fuck and none of them actually talk, ping or otherwise play like it's a team game.

prepatch depression
no shitty tourney to shitpost about
its easy

It's literally what ixmike says (or used to say, since I guess it's not updated anymore) during games

it was funniest in NEL games

hello newfriend

>be me
>learning English
>realize that realise can be written with "s" or "z"
>feel doubts whenever I have to use that word

Why is English such an obtuse language?

>realize that realise can be written with "s" or "z"

it's called dialects, get used to them

what language do you speak that has no regional differences, fucking esperanto?

How is pic related balanced
i went from 3.8k to 4.5k and i dont think that i ever seen him lose unless someone is incapable of stacking ancients for himself with dominated creep
you cant even shit on him because lmao 10000 armor buff on low mana cost

STOP POSTING ZAI YOU FUCKING GAY BOY STOP TRYING TO BE THE NEW LELOUCH

>be me

stopped reading right there. keep working on it

what are the best heroes for CARRYING the SHITSTAINS
the spelling with the z is the americanized spelling

Spurdo is a top tier meme, of course it's not balanced

Stop using Sakura to shitpost, retard.

excessive racemixing with degenerate languages