>Jeremy Clarkson says the M2 is the best M car BMW has ever made
>take it around their shitty track in the middle of nowhere
>ends up about a second slower than the M4 and M6
>>"HAHAHAHA WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DRIVE THE SLOWEST BMW LMAO M2 FAGGOTS ON SUICIDE WATCH"
You think he'd understand the meaninglessness of benchracing.
richard is alphony
Of course he does, but this was about spiting Clarkson.
>slower on the track = benchracing
LOL that's not what bench racing means. But Hammond is gay because track times aren't the end all be all to a car.
But Hammond likes Dodge and GM...
its just tv retard. dont you hear the fake laughs?
he knows its the more fun car out of the three
Wow it's almost like he's using banter for the amusement of the audience!
Clarkson doesn't like heavy cars a whole lot. The M2 isn't heavy.
How anyone could be surprised it's slower than the M6 is beyond me. It might weigh more but it's quite good at managing it and it has POWAH for days.
Because he thinks he's American
>Wow it's almost like he's using banter for the amusement of the audience!
This/.
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Because he's /our guy/
>yfw it was actually Hammond started the GTR vs Corvette laptime shitposting cause he got bored one night
he was doing it for a laugh you idiot
he even admitted its fantastic when clarkson called him out on it
Hammond is absolutely worst girl.
Are you Arab?
Benchracing is Car hobbyists as stats are to baseball hobbyists..
If you don't like it then don't listen to them.
At least he likes american cars unlike the other two.
>Why is he such a benchracing faggot?
Gee, maybe it's because they spent several years of their careers appealing to benchracers?
Jeremy Clarkson is a retard lol.
>Yfw there are still people out there that think his bugatti veyron 407kmh vid was actually real
Here's the thing,
Some people have friends.
Some people like to banter with their friends
Some people will make stupid shit into banter because it's fucking funny and helps friends bond
Some people get to GET PAYED for bantering with close buddies to amuse an audience
Some people get PAYED to drive awesome cars and banter with their friends. That's their fucking "job" and it's awesome
You are not one of these people
> not heavy
> 34 fucking hundred pounds
You'd think if you put it in all caps, you'd spell it right.
>PAID
A large portion of Americans love and follow WWE wrestling.
>why is he being such a benchracer
>in the segment they time different cars gong around their track and put them up on a scoreboard
Gee user, I don't know. Also, bantz
I dont fucking get benchracing and how people take them seriously
There are so many variables that a second less could mean that someone took a turn a little differently
You can use either, payed is old school, sometimes used in nautical applications.
I'm in the navy so it stuck
also some cars are just a pain in the ass to drive
>1 second faster
>crashes the next lap
The show is about 3 guys disagreeing all the time. If someone own/like a car everybody else have to say that its shitty.
The could all have the same car and argue about how the color of a car make it faster.
But it does, that's why ferraris are red. Blue keeps cars cool but creates more drag, yellow makes more HP but makes the car prone to crashing, and red makes you faster but more likely to break down.
if M2 was faster than anything M2+, it'd be BMW's marketing failure and it would have to be axed.
Like V8 fiero that btfos corvette or Taurus SHO that btfos Mustang GT.
He's making fun of the fact that Jeremy usually only talks about muh HPs, muh top speed, muh tork
>The M2 isn't heavy.
>1600kg isn't considered heavy these days
fucking GT-R weights 100kg more
However the m2 was fasterat Laguna seca which is a realracing track, on motortrend.
>let's remove all the personality & friendly banter
oh boy, do i have the show for you