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>Gobbo archers

Chaos Dwarf when?

4th for Nagash was a bitch

some scourge of god you turned out to be

is there an edit of this with "Poor Little WRE"?

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when?

Now that's sexy

about a week after you kill yourself
same goes for Tomb Kings, Dark Elves, Lizardmen, and Chaos Dwarves now fuck off

We'll always be friends, won't we, Gobbla?

>Ogres not on the list

thank god

your pic is shit too repost something better quality

Use a good image for the OP next time. Like this one.

He looks like he has to shit

He is shit.

t. buttblasted marketer

Chaos Dwarfs in 2018 or 19

it's only reasonable to save the best for last

>Two days

What are they replacing the useless diplomatic relations buff with?

lol

With arcane conduit and staff of volans in MP, is he going to have the most possible magic production? or am I missing someone?

>TOMORROW

Do Chaos Dwarves hold grudges or are they gay?

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They're gay

>tfw ywn roast a qt wood elf girl to death while she begs for you not to to snuff her life and cries for her mother
feels bad.

nigga das gay

posting essential unit without which the entire WE campaign is pointless

no one has ever used one of those in the existence of the beastmen
No one

mememan player who runs 2 ghorgons sometimes or ran them because I don't play age of memes. AMA

How does it feel to be a living meme?

why don't you play a good wargame instead

Jesus christ user

>Heroic victory

Thank fuck I finally got that stupid achievement

memetastic

I did I moved on to warmahordes.

>warmahordes
>good

I already memed it friend.

>Morglor da Considerate

Multiplayer faction based on early editions and the lost Tetsubo book:
> Shogun ??? - legendary lord
> Mikado ??? - legendary lord
> Sojobo - legendary lord
> Daimyo - lord
> Hatamoto - lord
> Konoha Tengu - lord
> Shinshoku/Miko - Shinto priests/priestess
> Shugenja - common wizard
> Maboroshi - necromantic/illusion wizard
> Ninja Master - duelist
> Ashigaru (Wakizashi)
> Ashigaru (Wakizashi + Shields)
> Ashigaru (Yari)
> Ashigaru (Yumi)
> Ashigaru (Teppo)
> Sohei (Naginata)
> Sohei (Naginata, Kamikaze)
> Sohei (Yari)
> Sohei (Yari, Kamikaze)
> Sohei (Yumi)
> Sohei (Teppo)
> Ninja
> Ninja (Poison)
> Goshi
> Onnabushi
> Samurai (Katana)
> Samurai (Nodachi)
> Samurai (Naginata)
> Samurai (Yumi)
> Mounted Samurai (Tachi)
> Mounted Samurai (Yabusame)
> Mounted Smaurai (Firelocks)
> Yamatese Cannons
> Rocket Launchers
> Oni
> Shikome
> Kurasu Tengu
> Temple Dogs

r8

It is now Official. Athel Loren is radiant in its resplendence. Delicate young boys cavort for the delight of their mistresses, and the luminescence of sprites and pixies flicker through the enchanted wood. The Sisters of Twilight languorously uncurl from their embrace; panpipes flute a tune of merriment throughout the halls of the summerstrand. The diverting indignities of gorposting and Deep-Thinking Goblins are a receding memory, a windblown fragment of the season past. All Asrai make ready for frolic and improductivity; indolence is the watchword, and none can be found but are feverishly, zealously committed to inactivity.

From the Oak of Ages, the Eternal Queen watches and is warmed by the celebrations of her people. In such a festive air, Orion's rebirth cannot but be imminent; Ariel's handmaidens ceaselessly weave flowers into her hair, presenting an endless procession of styles and and aspects by which their beloved monarch might greet her consort. Those that retain a sense of time and worldly events look to his arrival; Naieth's divinations serve only to confirm what the jubilant atmosphere of the forest makes evident.

Wood Elves Confirmed.

MORGLOR TAKES CARE OF HIS BOYZ, YA GIT!

MAKES SURE DER ELFS IS PROPER COOKED AFORE THEY EATS EM'!

>Total War Shogun 3
No

Not soon enough

I want my lion chariots dammit

Last faction to be released before Expansion 2 and Daemons round out the Chaos hordes

>Tyrion, Teclis, Imrik, Alith Anar and Anarielle all make my dick wet
I just hope they have Legendary Heroes so I can use Korhil, Eltharion and Caradryan as well.

>MEANWHILE

>dick
>wet

What a strange creature

he looks mildly concerned

average understander

AAAHH CA STOP FUCKING UP MAGIC PLEASE AAAHH

>>same objective, grow the Oak
well I like the fact that whenever you upgrade the oak it spawns stacks of Beastmen to attack you.

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>ywn be able to paint this good

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>Tabletop has literal reskins

dude loves his pecs

it's the same box unit, you can just field it differently.

>Vaul's Anvil
>contains no anvils
>Torgovann, the Forge of Starlight
>no forge OR starlight

Someone post the Ted Cruz vampire count lord picture

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Have you never heard of dual-kits user?

These are somewhat bad examples, but GW's multi-kits can look pretty damn different despite things sharing parts.

That one looks a lot better than airbrushing it blue and sticking some snowflakes on its ass.

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Can't wait to see this in game. love hydras. The Kharbidys however won't make it.

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youtube.com/watch?v=6G2Wj9wTEko

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TRUMP WAS WEAK! WITNESS TRUE CONSERVATISM!!

I literally cannot play a single multiplayer game

I have all the DLC except that greenskin/dwarf one, and quick battle never loads. How the heck does this work? Am I doing something wrong?

>The Red Duke
>It's just a slightly alterated Blood Knight model

Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you

Placeholder for certain.

That's all he is. Vastly inferior to Mallobaude, the true Duke of Mousillon. Go back to Aquitaine, peasant.

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If you have any mods you need to turn them off before MP will match you with anyone.

>wood elf arrows don't go through trees

Even better camera mod?

>join MP game
>pick some units
>WHY DIDNT YOU PICK THE ELITE MLG ARMY MIN MAXED LEAVE NOW

ALL

MODS

Is it a mod?

Then you know the answer dipshit

Any mod

How can I obtain this physique?

Pray to Slaanesh

What hope does the Empire have against Mannfred's Skelegates?

The flagellegates

>Being Mannfred

>not being a fuckup

Pick one

>playing total war """"""Multiplayer""""""
reminder TW MP players are faggots all

>4
>4 Demi knights
>Against mostly tier 1 units

am I suppose to be impressed?

>4 Demis

Yeah okay, kid

Tfw you will never be a qt elf girl being roasted alive by orcs only to regret your fetish midway.

what is this meme? I'm guessing its because they flee from the battle

I think you did well bud, dont listen to the others

Azhag the Slaughterer has a starting unit roster about six power levels below anyone else's starting units. Chief among these underachievers are his starting goblin archers.

I'm okay!

Are they looking to change this?

No.

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Oh, well I guess there should be an option for players who wishes to play on the absolute hardest settings

fine reply

This looks like it belongs in a sci-fi tentacle hentai